Name: 我把頭髮染成了長春花藍色，嘗試了捲髮女孩的方法，給自己弄了個波波頭，結果哭了起來 (I dyed my hair periwinkle blue, tried the curly girl method, gave myself a bob and ended up crying)
Uploaded: 2025-08-10T18:12:57.000Z
Duration: 24 min 58 s

情態副詞

It does actually kind of look like, I guess I've dyed my hair purple, it looks kind of natural and I think that the way that it sits, if you kind of get the fringe right, oh it's so cute!

我想我把頭髮染成了紫色，看起來挺自然的，而且我覺得，如果你把劉海弄好了，它的樣子就會很可愛！

It's me from the future, two nose jobs and one pandemic later and I am hell bent on destroying my hair.

這就是來自未來的我，兩次隆鼻和一次大流行之後，我一心想毀掉我的頭髮。

I'm going to dye my hair just like this wig from Wish.

我要把頭髮染成 Wish 的這頂假髮那樣。

For everyone that's asking, there, that's where he is, right there.

Archie is six years old now, which means he's hit parrot puberty and for anyone that owns a parrot, you understand what that means.

阿奇已經六歲了，這意味著它進入了鸚鵡的青春期，養過鸚鵡的人都知道這意味著什麼。

And for anyone that's never had the misfortune of having their head h***d by a hormonal parrot, they get aggressive.

對於從來沒有被荷爾蒙分泌旺盛的鸚鵡****過腦袋的人來說，它們會變得很凶猛。

The reason that you guys aren't seeing him in my videos very much anymore is because he's, over the years, developed a very strong bond and very unfortunately fallen in love with my DSLR camera, specifically with the microphone on top of the camera.

你們之所以很少在我的視頻中看到它，是因為多年來它與我的數碼單反相機，特別是相機頂部的麥克風建立了深厚的感情，而且非常不幸地愛上了它。

For anyone that's been a long time viewer, you've definitely seen Archie on multiple occasions make a beeline towards you, flying straight at the camera, because he sees it as his mate.

對於長期觀看《阿奇》的觀眾來說，你肯定多次看到阿奇向你飛奔而來，直奔鏡頭，因為他把鏡頭當成了自己的夥伴。

And when I say mate, I don't mean mate in the Australian sense of the word, I mean mate in the let's mob and gay and get it on sense of the word.

我說的 "伴侶"，不是指澳洲意義上的 "伴侶"，而是指 "讓我們在一起 "的 "伴侶"。

Which means that if I am in the same room as said microphone, I am enemy number one.

也就是說，如果我和麥克風在同一個房間裡，我就是頭號敵人。

Alright, I think I have a few minutes before he finds me, so let's make this quick.

好吧，我想在他找到我之前我還有幾分鐘時間 所以我們速戰速決吧

I have worn it to that many parties, and the main reason that I haven't dyed my hair just like this until now is because I've heard, and I've been told, that the shade blue is very very hard to get out.

我曾戴著它參加過那麼多派對，直到現在我才把頭髮染成這樣，主要原因是我聽說，也有人告訴我，藍色的髮色非常非常難弄掉。

Now, that's funny that I say blue, because in my video that I made all those years ago

我說藍色很有趣，因為在我多年前製作的視頻中

Obviously in whatever parallel universe I was living in pre-pandemic, this colour would have been considered purple, but these days I would probably call it periwinkle.

很顯然，在大流行之前，無論我生活在哪個平行宇宙中，這種顏色都會被認為是紫色，但現在我可能會稱之為長春花色。

哦，上帝，它來了，哦，上帝。

You know, it's even creepier because he can fly, but he chooses to do that.

你知道，這更令人毛骨悚然，因為他能飛，但他選擇這麼做。

The reason that I have finally summoned the courage to do this today is because I am on the verge of cutting off all my hair.

我今天終於鼓起勇氣來做這件事，是因為我快要剪掉我所有的頭髮了。

I've spent the past two years torturing it, and when I say torturing, I mean like CIA level torture.

過去兩年裡，我一直在折磨它，我說的折磨，是中情局級別的折磨。

It's broken now, it is a shell of its former self.

現在，它已經支離破碎，面目全非。

I've waterboarded it more times than it can remember.

我給它灌水的次數多得它都記不清了。

I figured look, before it all gets cut off, I may as well dye it blue, because if the blue doesn't wash out, well what does it matter?

我想，在全部剪掉之前，我不妨把它染成藍色，因為如果藍色洗不掉，那又有什麼關係呢？

The hair won't be there for much longer anyway.

Most of my regular viewers know what is hiding underneath this wig.

我的大多數老觀眾都知道這頂假髮下面藏著什麼。

My hair, currently, uh oh, um, hello, hi, hi Archie, hello good boy, hi friends, we're friends.

我的頭髮，現在，嗯，你好，你好，阿奇，你好，好孩子，你好，朋友們，我們是朋友。

The last thing I would want to do is upset you, so just let me know if you need anything, if you want like a beverage or, you know, like a magazine or something.

我最不想做的事就是讓你不開心，所以如果你需要什麼就告訴我，如果你想要飲料或者雜誌什麼的。

The first thing I'm going to have to do in taking steps towards achieving my half blue, half pink hair, is trying to further strip away the colour that is currently in it.

為了實現半藍半粉的髮型，我首先要做的就是進一步去除頭髮上的顏色。

Alright, well now that the colour has been stripped out of my hair, I'm ready to add some more.

好了，現在我頭髮上的顏色已經去掉了，我準備再染上一些。

And can I just say, if you haven't watched the video that I posted yesterday where I stripped the colour from my hair, uh, go check it out, something strange has happened to my hair.

我想說的是，如果你還沒看過我昨天發佈的視頻，我把頭髮的顏色去掉了，呃，去看看吧，我的頭髮發生了一些奇怪的事情。

I don't know what it was, I don't know if it was the vitamin C, the bicarb soda, the detergent or perhaps the stuff that I bought from Woolworths, the hair conditioning treatment, but something has made my hair very, very soft and very, very curly.

我不知道是什麼原因，我不知道是維生素 C、重碳酸鈉、洗滌劑，還是從 Woolworths 買來的護髮素，但有些東西讓我的頭髮變得非常非常柔軟，非常非常捲曲。

I didn't put any curls in my hair today, I did not take any heating products to it, I did not take any heatless curlers to it, I just got this brush and I just went like this and look, look, it's just, it's just doing that.

我今天沒有給頭髮弄任何捲髮，沒有用任何加熱產品，也沒有用任何不加熱的捲髮器，我只是拿了這把梳子，然後就這樣梳，看，看，就這樣梳。

I'm intending on dyeing my hair with Arctic Fox and what I learned last time that I used

我打算用北極狐染髮，上次用北極狐染髮時我學到了什麼？

Arctic Fox was that it's extremely moisturising.

It's basically like a conditioner with colour in it.

它基本上就像是一種含有色素的護髮素。

There's no peroxide, no ammonia, no PPD, I don't know what that actually stands for but

沒有過氧化物，沒有氨氣，沒有 PPD，我不知道那究竟代表什麼，但

I remember it by thinking pretty pastel distress, which is what all of my subscribers have been thinking in over the past few videos watching me torture my hair.

在我的記憶中，我一直想著漂亮的粉色窘境，這也是我的所有用戶在過去幾個視頻中看著我折磨自己的頭髮時的想法。

I want to cover the regrowth up here and the little bit of pink that I couldn't quite get out, I want to cover it with some more pink.

我想把這裡的再生部分遮住，還有一點粉色的部分，我沒能完全弄掉，我想用更多的粉色遮住它。

I know, I know, I was supposed to go blue at the top and pink at the bottom but if you watched yesterday's video you'll know that I really can't get the pink colour out from the top and I can't dye pastel blue or periwinkle over the top of this so for now I'll be doing the inverse of the wig, I'm going to be doing pink to blue, which I'm not mad about.

我知道，我知道，我本該上藍下粉的，但如果你看過昨天的視頻，你就會知道，我真的無法從頂部染出粉色，也無法在頂部染上粉藍色或長春花色，所以現在我要做的是與假髮相反的事情，我要把粉色染成藍色，這我並不生氣。

I've seen this picture online that looks absolutely amazing and I also really like the length so once I'm done adding the colour today I think I'm going to be giving it a little bit of a snip.

我在網上看到了這張照片，看起來非常棒，而且我也非常喜歡它的長度，所以一旦我今天上完色，我想我會把它剪短一點。

So jumping straight in with my favourite, you guys have heard me talk about this brand so many times, Hello Bubble, I've tried this out because YesStyle gave me some for free and I liked it so much that it's become the most enjoyable hair colouring product for me to use, primarily because it's a foaming colour.

我之所以試用這個牌子，是因為 YesStyle 免費贈送了我一些，我非常喜歡它，它已經成為我最喜歡使用的染髮產品，主要是因為它是一種保麗龍染髮劑。

It means that you don't have to worry about separating each individual strand and painting it on either side and separating another one and painting that, you just lather it up like shampoo and add it to the top of your head.

這意味著你不必擔心要把每一縷頭髮分開，然後在兩側上色，再分開另一縷頭髮上色，你只需把它像洗髮水一樣揉成保麗龍，塗在頭頂上就可以了。

So you just add these two sachets to this bottle here, give it a stir and you're basically ready to go.

是以，你只需將這兩袋藥劑加入瓶中，攪拌一下，基本上就可以使用了。

The colour I'm using today is called Rose Gold.

I'm only going to put this on the very, very top of my head, like a little marshmallow.

我只把這個放在我的頭頂上，就像一個小棉花糖。

I'll be leaving the ends of my hair the colour that they are now because that's where I'm going to be putting Periwinkle Blue by Arctic Fox.

我的髮尾會保持現在的顏色，因為我要在那裡塗上北極狐的長春花藍。

Delete the comment that you're writing about me looking like Sideshow Bob.

刪除你寫的關於我看起來像Sideshow Bob的評論。

Right, well, now that the pink is in I am so ready to add the blue.

好了，現在粉色已經準備好了，我已經準備好添加藍色了。

I've wanted to go blue for the longest time but the commitment is what's always scared me.

我很早就想做藍領了，但承諾一直讓我害怕。

So, seeing as I want to cut it all off, yes, that's right, for those of you that are writing comments right now saying, Alex, please give your hair a break, your hair looks awful, it's so damaged, you need to cut it off, what part of I'm cutting it off don't you understand?

所以，既然我想把頭髮全部剪掉，是的，沒錯，對於那些正在寫評論說 "亞歷克斯，請讓你的頭髮休息一下吧，你的頭髮看起來糟透了，它受損嚴重，你需要把它剪掉 "的人來說，"我要把它剪掉 "這一點你們還不明白嗎？

Look, my videos are long, they're always long, so I understand and I forgive you for not watching every single second of my video end to end and I understand if you've missed every time in every video that I've said that I'm going to cut my hair off.

聽著，我的視頻很長，一直都很長，所以我理解並原諒你沒有從頭到尾看完我的視頻，如果你錯過了我在每個視頻中說的我要剪掉頭髮的每一次，我也能理解。

If you missed it, don't worry, let me just tell you again, I'm going to cut it off so it doesn't matter if it's damaged.

如果你錯過了，別擔心，讓我再告訴你一遍，我會把它剪掉，這樣就算損壞了也沒關係。

The damage is done, it won't be around for much longer, let me have my fun.

傷害已經造成，它不會再存在多久了，讓我盡情享受吧。

Before I begin, I just wanted to tell you guys, all of my Olaplex products arrived.

在開始之前，我想告訴你們，我所有的 Olaplex 產品都到貨了。

So I have all of them now, they're in a box downstairs, I haven't unboxed them.

所以，我現在有所有這些東西，它們都在樓下的一個盒子裡，我還沒有拆開。

I know a lot of people mix Olaplex with their hair dye when they're dyeing their hair.

我知道很多人在染髮時會把 Olaplex 和染髮劑混在一起。

I don't know how to do that and I googled it, I googled, you know, which Olaplex to mix with hair dye and there were so many different opinions and so many different results that came up that I was like, look, I'm just going to ask my audience, like you guys know a lot about hair.

我不知道該怎麼做，我在谷歌上搜索了一下，你知道，哪種 Olaplex 可以和染髮劑混合，結果出現了很多不同的意見和不同的結果，我就想，聽著，我還是問問我的聽眾吧，你們對頭髮很瞭解。

I know someone out there is going to be able to tell me exactly which Olaplex product I'm supposed to mix with colour before I add it.

我知道有人會告訴我，在添加色素之前，我到底應該把哪種 Olaplex 產品與色素混合在一起。

I'll do that next Friday because as you guys know, every Friday we do something fun to my hair.

下週五我會做的，因為你們都知道，每週五我們都會對我的頭髮做一些有趣的事情。

So now I'm just going straight in with Periwinkle and I'm not going to think too hard about it.

所以，現在我就直接用長春花了，也不會考慮太多。

If I look at the camera and I don't look in the mirror, I'm going to start freaking out about the fact that I just put blue in my hair.

如果我看著鏡頭而不照鏡子，我就會開始為我剛在頭髮上抹了藍色而抓狂。

It's everything's fine, everything's fine.

You know what, just looking at my hair like this right now, I am so excited.

你知道嗎，看著我現在這樣的頭髮，我太激動了。

I can't believe I put this off for so long.

真不敢相信，我竟然拖了這麼久。

Although to be fair, if I had gone blue a long time ago and if it hadn't washed out,

不過，公平地說，如果我很早以前就染上了藍色，如果它沒有被洗掉的話、

I wouldn't have been able to do all the fun things that I did up until this point.

在此之前，我不可能做那麼多有趣的事情。

So I kind of feel like I've saved the best till last.

所以我覺得我把最好的留到了最後。

But that being said, there is still the temptation to go black.

但話雖如此，黑色的誘惑依然存在。

Perhaps that will be the best colour, last.

也許這將是最好的顏色，最後一種。

While we wait for this to set, I thought I would take you guys downstairs where you could have a look at some of the things that I bought when I went thrifting the other day with Michelle.

在我們等待這一切就緒的時候，我想我應該帶你們下樓去看看我前幾天和米歇爾一起去舊貨市場時買的一些東西。

這是一個奶牛印花包，非常可愛。

哦，我的上帝，米歇爾，你看到了嗎？

Did you see this Gandalf Christmas tree Santa that's terrifying and amazing?

你看到這個既恐怖又神奇的甘道夫聖誕樹聖誕老人了嗎？

字幕列表影片播放

我把頭髮染成了長春花藍色，嘗試了捲髮女孩的方法，給自己弄了個波波頭，結果哭了起來 (I dyed my hair periwinkle blue, tried the curly girl method, gave myself a bob and ended up crying)

stick

bunch

apparently

straight