Name: 安迪-裡希特談與柯南的會面、"深夜 "和愛情｜在那裡每個人都知道你的名字 (Andy Richter Talks Meeting Conan, "Late Night," & Love | Where Everybody Knows Your Name)
Uploaded: 2025-07-20T17:40:56.000Z
Duration: 1 h 2 min 38 s

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Because last night I was researching you more because you think you know someone and you really don't.

因為昨晚我對你進行了更多的調查，因為你覺得你認識某個人，但其實你並不認識。

And I came across photos of Jennifer, your wife.

我還看到了你妻子珍妮弗的照片。

And I don't know that much about her and I didn't go research her or something.

我對她瞭解不多，也沒有去研究她什麼的。

Oh, Andy, I look twice at you and people do that to me too.

哦，安迪，我看了你兩眼，別人也這樣對我。

And then they go, oh, Mary Steenburg and you're with him.

然後他們就會說，哦，瑪麗-斯滕伯格，你和他在一起。

All right, I'll give that a second chance.

我的意思是，但我的意思是，這是一種。

Anyway, tell me about her and how you met and all of that.

總之，跟我說說她吧，還有你們是怎麼認識的等等。

我們相遇是因為我有，你知道，我有、

So I was on my own and then COVID happened.

是以，我只能靠自己，然後就發生了 COVID。

And, you know, and I did, I didn't date a ton, but I did date somewhat.

你知道，我確實約會過，雖然不是很多，但也有一些。

And I, you know, had a couple of different relationships, but ones that were for one reason or another weren't meant to be long lasting.

你知道，我有過幾段不同的戀情，但都因為這樣或那樣的原因而無法長久。

And then I finally decided I got to do something to meet somebody.

後來我終於下定決心，一定要做點什麼，去見個人。

So I'll try these apps because I'm old enough that the notion of trying a dating app, it's, to me, it's like, oh, well, that's what losers do because you'd hear about dating services in the old days.

所以我會試試這些軟件，因為我年紀大了，試一下約會軟件對我來說就像，哦，那是失敗者做的事，因為你在過去會聽說過約會服務。

And that was what people did when they didn't have any social skills or the ability to meet anybody.

當人們沒有任何社交技巧或能力去結識任何人時，他們就會這麼做。

But two seconds after trying, and I had tried once,

但試了兩秒鐘後，我就已經試過一次了、

And I've talked about this in different places.

我已經在不同的地方談過這個問題。

My friend, Nikki Glaser, you have to be recommended to this one called Raya.

我的朋友，尼基-格拉瑟，你一定要被推薦給這個叫拉婭的人。

And it's like for celebrities or, you know, notable people.

就像對名人或你知道的知名人士一樣。

And you do, when you go on, you do see, you know, some famous people as you're thumbing through.

當你翻閱時，你會看到一些名人。

在你心目中，他們是有名的失敗者，對嗎？

不，不，不，不，不，不，不。

I mean, if it's men, it's famous horndogs was what, because, and I mean, and I had always heard stories about there were like certain guys that just, you just, every woman that ever happened to be on there would just, oh, there he is.

我的意思是，如果是男人，那就是有名的色鬼，因為，我的意思是，我一直聽說有一些男人，你只要，每個女人碰巧在那裡，就會，哦，他在那裡。

But I was on, and it was also kind of too soon for me, but I got on there and just was like, I can't do this.

但我還是上了，對我來說也有點太快了，但我上了之後就想，我不能這樣做。

我建立了個人檔案，感覺自己老了。

And I just, you know, like they want you to pick a piece of music to play underneath it.

我只是，你知道，他們想讓你選一首音樂在下面播放。

And their music was, I didn't, everything that I suggested that was not there because it was all too old.

而他們的音樂，我沒有，我建議的一切都沒有，因為都太老了。

You know, I think I ended up finding, I don't know,

你知道，我想我最後找到了，我也不知道、

史提夫-汪達（Stevie Wonder）之類的

I mean, really, truly, I was on there for about an hour, maybe.

我是說，真的，真的，我在上面呆了大概一個小時吧。

所以，我很長時間都沒有去吃那些東西了。

End of 2021, I was like, okay, I'm gonna get on these.

2021 年年底，我想，好吧，我就來做這些。

So I got, and I even did like a Google search basically to say which is the most grown up dating app.

我甚至在谷歌上搜索了一下，想知道哪個約會軟件最成熟。

So I got on Hinge and I had a very lovely time.

所以我上了 Hinge，度過了一段非常愉快的時光。

I, you know, and I met Jennifer very quickly.

She had a daughter who was a little less than two at the time, which was not a problem to me.

她有一個不到兩歲的女兒，這對我來說不是問題。

She has a company that reps directors mostly for music videos.

她有一家公司，主要代理音樂錄影帶的導演。

She lived in London for 10 years on her own.

Came back here because she wanted to have a child and she's from here originally and had a child on her own.

她回到這裡是因為她想要個孩子，而且她本來就是這裡的人，自己生了個孩子。

And I just found myself leaving her house and driving home and feeling very, very happy and really feeling surprised at how happy I was.

我發現自己離開她家，開車回家，感覺非常非常開心，而且真的為自己的開心感到驚訝。

And also really loved the feeling that she didn't really need me.

我也非常喜歡她不需要我的感覺。

就好像我為她的生活增添了價值。

I did not, I was not like filling in holes.

And was that one of the first times that you were with a woman like that?

那是你第一次和這樣的女人在一起嗎？

I used to, my mode of seduction was to find somebody's gaping wound and fix it.

以前，我的引誘方式是找到某人的傷口，然後修復它。

And then when I met Mary, it was like, whoa.

然後當我遇到瑪麗時，我就覺得，哇哦。

She doesn't need that kind of part of me that doesn't work that well anyway.

她不需要我這種反正也沒啥用的人。

You know, and now I've done too many chores and I do too many school drop-offs that now she needs me.

你知道，現在我做了太多的家務，送了太多的學校，她現在需要我。

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