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  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Well, I think everybody in the town kind of

  • knows about me.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Yeah, I'm usually always looking up in

  • the sky just in case I see a little glimpse of a UFO.

  • The people in town, I believe, think that

  • I'm eccentric, crazy.

  • Even though they think that maybe I'm an easygoing guy,

  • but you know, actually, they might be right.

  • I could be off my rocker.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Hi, I'm Jody Pendarvis.

  • I call myself the ambassador.

  • We're in Bowman, South Carolina, and you are now at

  • the official UFO Welcome Center that welcomes aliens

  • from outer space.

  • Not from this planet, but from outer space.

  • My main motivation for the first UFO here was just to

  • invite the aliens down, so I created something that looks

  • like a spaceship.

  • So it's almost like a duck decoy.

  • Yeah.

  • Ducks in a pond, ducks in the lake.

  • So, this is a duck on Earth.

  • Now they fly over and say, oh, that might be one of mine.

  • Let me go and make sure it's OK.

  • Or repair it and take it back with them.

  • Ooh.

  • Let's go into the spaceship.

  • This room here is the experimental engine room.

  • However, right now, the engine hasn't arrived from space, so

  • I'm using it as a work and storage place right now.

  • Let me confirm something.

  • Since I'm the captain of this ship, I can talk to aliens

  • when they come.

  • And, if they say anything at all, it's top secret between

  • them and me, OK?

  • No government agents can get it out of me.

  • Nobody.

  • But right now, let's go upstairs to the control rooms.

  • Watch the radar, OK?

  • Do you see it?

  • This is my regular AC controls, OK?

  • In case you want to see what wires is in space, this is

  • what they look like.

  • Even though the top looks safe, with the wind it does

  • sway a little bit.

  • [WIND WHISTLING]

  • JEDD THOMAS: Do you have any concerns that this may not be

  • space-worthy?

  • You've got, like, a car jack holding one side of it up, and

  • you've got four bits of plywood holding

  • the other side up.

  • You don't worry that it's going to fall on your head as

  • you sit there right now?

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Oh, no.

  • This thing is very space-worthy.

  • I've already had three big windstorms, as big as a

  • tornado, come by and not even touch it.

  • I'm up here nightly.

  • Every night.

  • Oh, except for the time I have a date or two.

  • Which, lately I've been having a lot of dates, so it's not

  • too easy watching aliens around here.

  • When this was built in 1994, the honest truth, I really

  • never even thought about aliens at any time.

  • However, five years later in '99, I was looking up in the

  • sky and I said, why do I have two moons in the sky?

  • And then I realized one was moving toward me.

  • And the one I saw looked like a round,

  • big ball, like bluish.

  • And that made me, like, seeing is believing, right?

  • The government, the men in blue, US Marshals have been

  • here twice.

  • One time in '99, after I actually saw my UFOs, I just

  • don't know why, but they came and asked me about it.

  • So undoubtedly, they must have saw them too.

  • I play as dumb as I can, knowing nothing about aliens.

  • And they probably go back to their cars and make out a good

  • report, says, he's a great guy.

  • Let's talk to him later.

  • I said, I want the ugliest safety glasses there is.

  • It trips every once in a while, so you've got to go

  • with the trip.

  • Hey, that's the way the world works, you know?

  • Sometimes you can keep going, and sometimes you can't.

  • I built this without any diagram or plan, and that's

  • one reason why the town of Bowman wouldn't give me a

  • permit, a license, to run it.

  • And also, it didn't have the right footing, electrical

  • wires, and lights hanging all over the place.

  • It was for attracting aliens, not humans.

  • And, you know, it's very safe.

  • In fact, it's been here now over 14 years.

  • I think it's most stronger than any house.

  • When I went to apply for my building permit, I also asked

  • them for an application to become mayor.

  • I was running as the UFO Man on the ballot

  • for mayor three times.

  • I went there around to the back streets, the back streets

  • where maybe drug alleys are at, crackheads, you know,

  • trying to solicit votes.

  • So, they'd always get together with their friends, talk about

  • me, and pass the word.

  • JEDD THOMAS: Drug addicts are not probably the most reliable

  • people to try and canvas for elections.

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Maybe that's why I only got, like, 41 votes

  • altogether.

  • Oh, one was mine.

  • I counted on my fingers how many I ought to get, and I

  • should have got, like, 115.

  • I was wrong all three times.

  • So, I'm finished with politics.

  • So there.

  • I'm putting it up.

  • No more mayor.

  • So, that's a thing of the history, OK?

  • Gone.

  • Now I'm just a nut with a UFO welcome center.

  • JEDD THOMAS: How do I put this in a polite way?

  • Did you get a lot of pussy when you were

  • trying to be mayor?

  • JODY PENDARVIS: That's not too much.

  • No, actually, women never did flock around me when I was

  • running for mayor.

  • It's only after I became a dirty old man.

  • -What?

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Hi there, sweetheart.

  • Good to see you today.

  • -You, too.

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Yeah.

  • -Yeah.

  • What about later?

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Let me check the radar out and see if

  • anybody else is going to land, OK?

  • -OK.

  • JODY PENDARVIS: I have seven girls right now.

  • One might be a crackhead.

  • One is a hooker.

  • One's got MS. However, two or three are really great in bed.

  • If I've learned anything about anything in the last two

  • years, it's women.

  • They like sex a lot.

  • Remember the one through seven?

  • JEDD THOMAS: Yeah.

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Ask her what number she is.

  • JEDD THOMAS: Oh, wait, wait.

  • I didn't know we can talk about this.

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Yes.

  • JEDD THOMAS: We can talk about them one to seven?

  • What number are you?

  • -I'm number four, but it's my own fault.

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Actually, she's number four, but it's

  • not her own fault.

  • -I just have to try harder.

  • JODY PENDARVIS: I like that competition stuff.

  • She keeps trying to improve, and it makes it better.

  • Which is better for me.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • JODY PENDARVIS: One day, the town of Bowman's going to wake

  • up and don't see the UFO on top.

  • Maybe I blasted off.

  • Oh, he'll be back.

  • JEDD THOMAS: If you had 10 minutes to grab everything

  • that you needed, what would you take with you?

  • JODY PENDARVIS: I would take with me

  • any girl on the sidewalk.

  • Come on, baby, let's go.

  • We got 10 minutes.

  • It's going now.

  • Might have one or two other men friends to take with me to

  • help populate wherever we're going to land.

  • Because anything can happen when you're crazy.

  • I might have to go and build some more

  • bedrooms in here, though.

  • Here I am.

  • And now I'm gone.

  • Goodbye.

  • Here I go.

  • Do do do do do do do.

  • He's gone.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Oh, try not and knock that four

  • by four over, OK?

  • Easy on that metal, OK?

  • Just don't fall over the edge.

  • OK.

  • You got it.

  • You got it.

  • JEDD THOMAS: We good.

  • This safe up here?

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Safe?

  • Now you guys do know this is a piece of junk, right?

  • JEDD THOMAS: That is amazing.

  • I love it.

  • JODY PENDARVIS: Yeah, right.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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