Hey, dude. It's like five a.m., and you haven't fed me yet.
Uhh... are you gonna wake up and do that?
Oh, so dead birds aren't good enough for you.
Do you know how hard I worked to bring dead birds home for this family?
You don't appreciate me. And I don't know how much longer I can stand this.
Yes, I want a tuna treat.
Uh...dude, I don't wanna come off like, overly critical or anything, and like, don’t take this like, personally, but uhh... you're not very good at like, feeding me, so you probably should like, work on that.