My dad.

我爸爸

Al Jekyll.

阿爾-傑基爾

You all know him, the type of guy he is.

你們都瞭解他，知道他是什麼樣的人。

The one who does everything for everyone else and always puts himself last.

一個事事為別人著想，卻總是把自己放在最後的人。

Today I want to break that cycle.

今天，我想打破這種循環。

For years without complaint, he's paid all the bills for all our cars, college, vacation, everything.

多年來，他毫無怨言地支付了我們所有的汽車、大學、假期等一切費用。

I would be scared to see what that number adds up to on a calculator.

我很害怕用計算器來計算這個數字。

And that's why he's owed something now.

這就是為什麼他現在欠了一些東西。

But knowing him, he is never going to let it happen.

但以他的為人，他絕不會讓這種事發生。

Which is why I have to trick him.

所以我才要騙他

I got in touch with the guys over at the dealership and they said it's okay for us to vlog the experience.

我聯繫了車行的人，他們說我們可以把這次經歷錄下來。

So we're going to bring you guys along with us.

所以我們要帶你們一起去。

Let's see what happens.

讓我們拭目以待。

As far as Al Dente knows, this Hummer is for me.

據艾爾-丹特所知，這輛悍馬是為我準備的。

He's a hard man to deceive, so I'm a little bit nervous, but we're going to test drive it now.

他是個很難欺騙的人，所以我有點緊張，但我們現在要試車了。

You ready to go?

準備好了嗎？

I'm ready, buddy.

我準備好了 夥計

Let's go.

我們走吧

So we're on our way to the dealership.

我們正在去車行的路上。

I am really excited to be checking out this car.

能看到這輛車，我真的很激動。

I think I'm making the right choice.

我想我的選擇是正確的。

I looked everything over and it all makes sense.

我把一切都看了一遍，一切都說得通了。

It's going to be the perfect fit.

這將是完美的契合。

I mean, you know I love the truck too.

我的意思是，你知道我也喜歡卡車。

Maybe one day you'll let me drive it.

也許有一天你會讓我駕駛它。

Maybe one day.

也許有一天

I feel like this is the soft top.

我覺得這是軟頂。

It's fast.

速度很快。

It's electric.

它是電動的。

It's bad a**.

這是一個糟糕的***。

I think it weighs almost 10,000 pounds or something and it moves like a motherf***er.

我覺得它差不多有 1 萬磅重，而且移動起來像個狗孃養的。

Just in case we ever need like an army tank or something.

以備不時之需，比如一輛軍用坦克什麼的。

You never know when you need an army tank.

你永遠不知道什麼時候需要一輛軍用坦克。

Let me do a talking when we get in there.

等我們進去後，讓我來跟你談談。

I know how these guys operate, all right?

我知道這些傢伙是怎麼運作的，好嗎？

Hey, morning.

嘿，早上好

Good morning.

早上好。

How are you?

你好嗎？

We're here for the test drive on the Humvee.

我們是來試駕悍馬車的。

All right, come on.

好吧，來吧。

Let's go for a walk.

我們出去走走吧

Dude, this is awesome.

夥計，這太棒了。

I know.

我知道

All right, Tommy.

好吧，湯米。

All right, guys.

好了 夥計們

You ready?

準備好了嗎？

Yeah, what do you got for us?

是啊，你有什麼給我們？

All right, seatbelts are on.

好了，繫好安全帶

Holy f***.

真他媽的

That's insane.

太瘋狂了

We ain't done.

我們還沒完

We ain't done.

我們還沒完

What is that?

那是什麼？

0 to 60 in like one second?

一秒內從 0 加速到 60？

0 to 60 in 0.2.

0 至 60 分 鍾 0.2 秒。

Holy s***.

我的天啊

So this also has extraction mode.

是以，它也有提取模式。

You can hit a button and this will go up six inches in the air.

你可以按下一個按鈕，它就會升到六英寸高的空中。

Ejection mode?

彈射模式？

I do extraction.

我正在提取。

What if you want to do an ejection?

如果要進行彈射呢？

I feel like it went down.

我覺得它掉下去了。

When it goes into launch mode, it goes completely down.

當它進入發射模式時，就會完全癱瘓。

When I go into launch mode, I go completely down.

當我進入發射模式時，我就會完全崩潰。

Have you ever taken it off-roading?

你開它去越野過嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Now you're in all-terrain mode.

現在你已進入全地形模式。

Underneath, there's all skid plates with cameras.

車底都是帶攝像頭的防滑板。

So you could actually run someone over and watch their face get crushed.

這樣，你就能真正撞到別人，看著他們的臉被撞得粉碎。

That's awesome.

太棒了

What about like trunk space and stuff?

後備箱空間等情況如何？

Put the trunks in the front, right?

把行李箱放在前面，對嗎？

That's a frunk.

那是個垃圾箱。

That's a decent room to have.

這個房間很不錯。

You could fit something else in there too, right?

你還可以在裡面放點別的東西，對吧？

Yeah, yeah, two.

是啊，是啊，兩個。

Two?

兩個？

You gotta put them sideways.

你得把它們側放。

They gotta both be reversed out.

它們都得倒出來。

Well, you could have them swollen.

你可以讓它們腫起來。

This is the kind of stuff you pay good money for.

這才是花大價錢買來的東西。

I'm going hands-free.

我要用免提。

Here we go.

開始了

Texting and driving has never been this easy.

發短信和開車從未如此簡單。

What do you think so far, Dad?

你覺得怎麼樣，爸爸？

Good contender, right, for a saucy mobile?

很好的競爭者，不是嗎？

I think you hit it right on the head, buddy.

我覺得你說得很對，夥計。

Makes sense.

有道理

Yeah, let me try.

讓我試試

This is like real-life Grand Theft Auto.

這就像現實生活中的《俠盜獵車手》。

I'll let you drive it, Dad, occasionally.

我會讓你開的，爸爸，偶爾。

Thanks, I appreciate that.

謝謝，我很感激。

I don't think I've ever driven a car like this.

我從未開過這樣的車。

So this is a step-up, big step-up.

所以這是一個進步，很大的進步。

Trust me, when you get out of this car, you'll take at least two inches bigger.

相信我，當你從這輛車上下來時，你會發現自己至少大了兩英寸。

That'll give me a full two inches then.

那我就有整整兩英寸了。

You should drive.

你應該開車。

Alright.

好吧。

Let's do this.

我們開始吧

Oh my God.

我的天啊

It really is like a video game, I swear.

這真的就像一場電子遊戲，我發誓。

I'm definitely failing this road test.

這次路考我肯定不及格。

I just texted my kids.

我剛給孩子們發了簡訊

I hope I love them.

我希望我愛他們。

Dad, can you see yourself driving something like this one day?

爸爸，你能想象自己有一天也能開上這樣的車嗎？

Are you kidding?

你在開玩笑嗎？

My time will come.

我的時代終將到來

You definitely deserve this.

這絕對是你應得的。

Thanks, Dad.

謝謝你，爸爸。

I'll do it.

我來

I'll do it.

我來

Look, don't worry about it.

聽著，別擔心。

I know how to handle this guy.

我知道怎麼對付這傢伙

You see who he is, right?

你知道他是誰了吧？

We've crossed paths before.

我們以前有過交集。

I know who he is.

我知道他是誰。

He knows who I am.

他知道我是誰。

What does that mean?

這是什麼意思？

It means I know things that will help him give us a better deal.

這意味著我知道一些事情，可以幫助他給我們更好的交易。

Construction.

建築。

Sure, construction.

當然，建築。

Don't worry about it.

別擔心。

We're good.

我們很好

It's beautiful.

太美了

Here, have a coffee.

來，喝杯咖啡。

Okay.

好的

Alright, what are you doing?

好吧，你在幹什麼？

What's up?

怎麼了？

Talk to me.

跟我說話

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

I'll tell you what.

我來告訴你

I'll make a deal with you.

我跟你做個交易

I'll negotiate the car if you can beat me in an arm wrestle.

如果你能在掰手腕時打敗我，我就跟你談車的事。

In an arm wrestle?

掰手腕？

Yup.

是的。

Is this serious?

這是認真的嗎？

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

You want to?

你想嗎？

A thousand.

一千

You beat me, I'll take a thousand.

你贏了我，我要一千塊。

Give it a shot.

試試吧

Alright.

好吧。

I'm a very old s*** guy.

我是個很老的傢伙。

Come on, kid.

來吧，孩子。

Come on.

來吧

Come on, kid.

來吧，孩子。

Over the top.

過了頭。

I'm coming over the top of you now.

我現在就從你頭頂過去。

Here it goes.

開始了

Come on.

來吧

Oh my god.

我的天啊

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

That's right.

這就對了。

Do that.

就這麼做

Ready?

準備好了嗎？

Come on.

來吧

Put it in.

放進去

Give him a little bit.

給他一點

Come on.

來吧

You guys getting this?

你們收到了嗎？

Everybody got it?

大家都明白了嗎？

No!

不

Alright.

好吧。

Thousand over six.

六千多。

You can't beat me.

你贏不了我

This is like 20 grand at the hospital.

這相當於醫院的兩萬塊錢。

Alright.

好吧。

You gotta do something better than that.

你得想點更好的辦法。

No, no.

不，不

Get the f*** out of here.

給我滾出去

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

Beautiful.

真漂亮

Twenty-five homo.

25 homo.

Cash deal.

現金交易。

What the f***?

搞什麼鬼？

Get the cameras out.

把攝影機拿出來

No good.

不好

Come on.

來吧

We're all good.

我們都很好。

No, no, no.

不，不，不

I can't.

我做不到

Wait a minute.

等一下

I just can't do it.

我就是做不到。

I don't understand how the previous generation does business.

我不明白上一代人是如何做生意的。

They were literally yelling at each other like five minutes ago.

五分鐘前，他們還在對罵。

Now they're laughing, telling stories.

現在，他們在笑，在講故事。

I think it's just something that I'm not going to ever get.

我覺得這是我永遠也得不到的東西。

Now they're best friends.

現在，他們是最好的朋友。

You guys want to see something?

你們想看點什麼嗎？

I'm going to show you something right now.

我現在就給你看樣東西。

Watch this.

看這個

Hold on here.

等一下

Watch this.

看這個

How many guys you know can wear a f***ing sweater?

你知道有多少人會穿毛衣？

Like this.

就像這樣

Okay?

好嗎？

Alright?

好嗎？

Now I get it.

現在我明白了。

Now you get it.

現在你明白了吧。

Alright.

好吧。

Now it all makes sense.

現在一切都說得通了。

It's antique spirit.

這是一種古董精神。

Thanks for coming with me.

謝謝你跟我來。

No problem.

沒問題。

I'll see you at home, alright?

家裡見，好嗎？

Alright.

好吧。

Be careful driving.

小心駕駛。

So I'm a little nervous because I know he's not going to accept this.

所以我有點緊張，因為我知道他不會接受的。

I didn't plan this far ahead.

我可沒計劃這麼遠。

He's going to have to take it one way or another because it's in his name.

不管怎樣，他都得接受，因為這是他的名字。

Alright.

好吧。

Let's see what happens.

讓我們拭目以待。

Man, this is beautiful, bro.

老兄，這太美了

It's better than I thought.

比我想象的要好。

Wow.

哇

Should I take it for a spin?

我應該去兜兜風嗎？

Well, you should get used to it.

嗯，你應該習慣它。

It's yours.

是你的了

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼？

It's mine.

是我的

It's your car.

這是你的車。

It's not my car.

這不是我的車

It's your car.

這是你的車。

It's your car.

這是你的車。

You bought this car for me.

你為我買了這輛車

I bought this car for you.

我為你買了這輛車

Wait a minute.

等一下

This is like you bought this car for me like the last one with my credit card?

這就像你用我的信用卡為我買了這輛車一樣？

No.

不

No.

不

Legitimate.

合法。

It is registered to you.

它是登記在您名下的。

This is your car.

這是你的車

Are you kidding me?

你在開玩笑嗎？

I bought it for you.

我給你買的

You bought this for me?

你給我買的？

Yeah.

是啊

Get the hell out.

滾出去

I'm not taking this thing.

我不會接受的

Are you out of your mind?

你瘋了嗎？

I'm so serious.

我是認真的。

Come on, Dad.

來吧，爸爸

Dad, it's your car.

爸爸，這是你的車

I bought it for you.

我給你買的

We have the same name, but it's your registration on the papers.

我們同名同姓，但證件上登記的是你。

Come on.

來吧

Seriously?

真的嗎？

I'm serious.

我是認真的。

Thanks, man.

謝謝

I don't know what to say.

我不知道該說什麼。

I really don't.

我真的不知道。

Dad, you could have bought 20 Lamborghinis by now, but you decided to have a family.

爸爸，你現在本可以買 20 輛蘭博基尼，但你決定成家了。

Come on.

來吧

I love you, man.

我愛你

That's the first time he's ever said that to me.

這是他第一次對我這麼說。

Dad, come on.

爸，別這樣

Let's test it.

讓我們來測試一下。

It's yours.

是你的了

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

I'm so serious.

我是認真的。

Come on.

來吧