Okay, you're hiding behind the coats Oh That's one It's Chandler no, he met some girl at the coffeehouse.

好吧，你躲在大衣後面 哦，那是一個 是錢德勒 不，他在咖啡館認識了一個女孩

Yeah ginger something No, no, uh, are you sure it wasn't something that sounded like ginger like ginger No, it was ginger I remember because when he told me I said the movie star Oh, man, that's the girl I was hiding from when she finds out he's my roommate she's gonna tell him what I did Why what did you do?

不，不，呃，你確定那不是聽起來像姜的東西 像姜 不，是姜 我記得，因為當他告訴我的時候 我說是電影明星 哦，夥計，那是我躲著的女孩 當她發現他是我室友的時候 她會告訴他我做了什麼 為什麼你做了什麼？

Oh, oh, oh, no.

哦，哦，哦，不

No, I can't I Can't tell you that.

不，我不能，我不能告訴你。

It's like the most awful horrible thing I've ever done in my whole life You know what?

這是我這輩子做過的最可怕的事 你知道嗎？

Don't tell us.

別告訴我們

We'll just wait till Chandler gets home because it'll be more fun that way.

我們還是等錢德勒回家再說吧，那樣會更有意思。

All right Okay, it was like four years ago Okay, ginger and I had gone out a few times and then this one weekend we went up to her dad's cabin just me her And her annoying little dog pepper Well that night I cooked this really romantic dinner.

好吧，那是四年前的事了 姜和我約會過幾次 然後有一個週末 我們去了她爸爸的小木屋 就我和她 還有她那隻煩人的小狗小辣椒 那天晚上我做了一頓非常浪漫的晚餐

You gave her food poisoning.

你讓她食物中毒了

I After dinner me her and pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire Well, I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out So I picked up a log and threw it on Or at least what I thought was a log, oh my god you threw pepper on the fire I wish See I guess another thing I probably should have told you about ginger is that she kind of has a Artificial leg Oh my god Joey what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?

晚飯後，我、她和小辣椒都在火堆前睡著了 我半夜醒來，發現火快熄滅了 於是我撿起一根木頭扔了上去 或者至少我以為是一根木頭 天啊，你把小辣椒扔到火堆上了 我倒希望是這樣 我想我應該告訴你關於姜的另一件事 她有一條人造腿 天啊，喬伊 你把她的腿扔到火堆上之後做了什麼？

You

你