My God, these pants.

天哪，這褲子

I'm burning up.

我發燒了

Oh, come on. She wants to snuggle now?

得了吧她現在想依偎我了？

What, is she trying to kill me?

怎麼，她想殺我？

It's like a volcano in here.

這裡就像一座火山。

Are you hot?

你熱嗎？

No.

不

Okay, must just be me, then.

好吧，一定是我的錯覺。

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That was just the pants on the couch.

那只是沙發上的褲子。

Um, hey, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

嗯，嘿，你介意我用一下你的衛生間嗎？

Oh, go ahead.

哦，說吧。

Thanks.

謝謝。

Ow!

噢

Mm-hm!

嗯

Hmph!

哼哼！

Oh.

哦。

Ah!

啊！

Oh!

哦！

Hmph!

哼哼！

Ah.

啊。

Hey, my favorite part's coming up.

嘿，我最喜歡的部分就要開始了。

Okay.

好的

Oh, my God!

我的天啊

Hello?

喂？

Joey, it's Ross.

喬伊 我是羅斯

I need some help.

我需要幫助。

Uh, Chandler's not here.

錢德勒不在這裡

Well, you can help me.

你可以幫我

Okay.

好的

Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom.

聽著 我在伊麗莎白的浴室裡

Nice.

不錯。

No, I got really hot in my leather pants, so I took them off, but they must have shrunk from the sweat or something, or my legs expanded from the heat.

不，我穿著皮褲真的很熱，所以我把它脫了下來，但它一定是被汗水或其他東西弄得縮水了，或者是我的腿被熱脹了。

But I can't get them back on, Joey.

但我沒法把它們穿回去 喬伊

I can't.

我做不到

Oh, that is quite a situation.

哦，情況還真不錯。

Uh, do you see any, like, powder?

呃，你有沒有看到什麼，比如，粉末？

Powder, yeah, yeah, I have powder.

粉末，是的，是的，我有粉末。

Good, good, okay.

很好，很好

Sprinkle some of that on your legs.

撒一些在腿上。

It'll absorb some of the moisture, and then you can get your pants back on.

它會吸收一些水分，然後你就可以穿上褲子了。

Yeah, hold, yeah, hold on.

是的，等等，等等

They're not coming on, man.

他們不來了，夥計。

Um, you see any, uh, oh, Vaseline?

你有看到凡士林嗎？

Oh, I...

哦，我...

I see lotion.

我看到了乳液。

I have lotion.

我有乳液

Will that work?

這樣行嗎？

Yeah, sure.

是的，當然。

Throw some of that on there.

扔一些進去。

Hold on.

等一下

Ross, you okay?

羅斯，你還好嗎？

There's still...

還有...

There's still not coming on, man, and the lotion and the powder have made a paste.

乳液和爽身粉都成糊狀了。

Really?

真的嗎？

Uh, what color is it?

是什麼顏色的？

What difference does that make?

這有什麼區別？

Well, I'm just...

好吧，我只是...

If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants, and she won't know the difference.

如果漿糊與褲子相匹配，你就可以給自己做一條漿糊褲子，她也不會發現有什麼不同。

Joey, do you have a minute?

喬伊，你有空嗎？

Dude, what am I...

老兄，我是...

Uh, well, Rachel's here, so good luck, man.

蕾切爾來了 祝你好運 夥計

Let me know how it works out.

讓我知道結果如何。

Oh, Joey, I have such a problem.

哦，喬伊，我有這樣一個問題。

Uh, well, your timing couldn't be better.

你來得正是時候

I am putting out fires all over the place right now.

我現在正在到處救火。

Ross, um, you've been in there for a long time.

羅斯，嗯，你在裡面待了很久了。

I'm starting to get kind of freaked out.

我開始有點抓狂了。

All right, I'm coming out.

好了，我要出來了

Hey, can you turn the lights off?

嘿，你能把燈關掉嗎？

No, let's just leave the lights on.

不，還是開著燈吧。

Oh, my ball.

哦，我的球

I had a problem.

我遇到了一個問題。