What's going on with you and Ashley man, oh

你和阿什利是怎麼回事？

Super hot beautiful. Yeah, super hot. Yeah, not so good. You know, I think she might be a little racist

超級性感美女是啊，超級性感是啊，不太好我覺得她可能有點種族歧視

What do you mean dude? She can't be racist. She listens to Pitbull by herself. Yeah fine

什麼意思？她不可能有種族歧視她一個人聽皮特布爾的歌好吧

She's always complimenting me on my English

她總是誇我英語好

Not gonna lie to you man. Your English is on point, bro. Very good. Very good

不騙你你的英語說得很好，兄弟。非常好非常好

I'm from Connecticut, but still in spite of that your English is good. Anyways, you think that's racist? No, I'm dating Hannah, right?

我來自康涅狄格州，儘管如此，你的英語還是不錯的。總之，你覺得這是種族歧視嗎？不，我在和漢娜約會，對吧？

Oh my god, she's a bombshell unimpeachable. That's it. I feel like something's sort of activated inside. That's what I felt

天啊，她是個無可挑剔的炸彈。就是這樣我感覺體內有什麼東西被激活了這就是我的感覺

I understand where y'all are coming from originally, but things have changed the other night during sex

我理解你們的初衷，但那天晚上做愛時情況發生了變化

She start calling me Django man Django from the movie Django the slave. I was angry and hard as a rock man unbreakable then after that

她開始叫我 "姜戈"，電影《奴隸姜戈》裡的 "姜戈"。從那以後，我就像石頭一樣堅硬，牢不可破

She start calling herself. Oh, come on. No, no, I'm saying no right that makes me uncomfortable and then after all that

她開始給自己打電話了得了吧不，不，我說的是 "不"，這讓我很不舒服，然後在那之後

She made us both pancakes. Oh, wow. Oh, I get it cuz she's in character now. I got to commit to the bit

她給我們倆都做了煎餅。哦，哇哦，我明白了，因為她現在進入角色了。我得投入進去

You know, I was mad right? Yeah, I couldn't even see straight. I was so mad

你知道，我當時很生氣，對吧？是啊，我都看不清東西了我太生氣了

But the thing was about it

但問題是

Then pancakes were good though, man

煎餅還是不錯的

Slavery

奴隸制

Right, right. That is right. Yes. I think what I need to do is break up with her smart move. I support you

沒錯，沒錯。沒錯沒錯 Yes.我想我要做的就是和她分手 聰明的做法我支持你

Yeah, right after I finish spending the next three to six weeks mastering that recipe

是啊，等我花上三到六週的時間掌握了配方之後

You

你

Want to hear about racism you guys know Jennifer what is she still doing the wrestling orphaned off?

想聽聽你們知道的珍妮弗的種族主義，她還在做什麼摔跤孤兒？

Every time we hooked up she called it a drone strike

每次我們勾搭上，她都說是無人機襲擊

She would take me outside lay a carpet on the floor call it a magic carpet say hey Aladdin

她會把我帶到外面，在地板上鋪一塊地毯，說這是魔毯，並對我說 "阿拉丁"。

Why don't you?

為什麼不呢？

Rub Thomas on my then she took a copy of the Kite Runner and she

在我身上擦托馬斯，然後她拿了一本《追風箏的人》，她

She took a towel

她拿了一條毛巾

She held me captive for 12 weeks

她囚禁了我 12 個星期

That's where you were I thought you were in Turks and Caicos my feet

我還以為你在特克斯和凱科斯群島呢，我的腳

She violated at least five of the Geneva Convention. That was a hate crime. Yeah, I know I know

她至少違反了五項《日內瓦公約》。這是仇恨犯罪是的，我知道我知道

But we do have the same pants

但我們的褲子是一樣的

Yes, no don't encourage that what are you gonna do I'm going to break up with her

是的，不，不要鼓勵這樣做，你打算怎麼辦，我要和她分手

After that winter collection comes in cuz she got

在冬季系列推出之後，因為她有了

No

沒有

Self-respect the lot of you. All right get guess what you guys want to hear about some real hardcore mean streets racism

自尊心真強好了，猜猜你們想聽什麼？

Well one time I went to go see Maroon 5 track the fuck up

有一次，我去看 Maroon 5 的演唱會

All right, you want to hear some racist shit, huh? You ready?

好吧，你想聽一些種族主義的狗屎，是吧？準備好了嗎？

So the other night, right?

那天晚上，對吧？

It's the awkward clean yet

這是尷尬的清潔

Not not yet, but not yet what not yet senorita Ashley

還沒有，還沒有什麼還沒有，阿什莉小姐

What's no words man

什麼是無言的人

Jeez I got to break up with her man, even if she does have laundry in her apartment. Oh

哎呀，我得和她的男人分手，即使她的公寓裡確實有洗衣房。哦

So I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna be strong. I'm gonna look her in the eye

所以我要過去我要變得堅強我要看著她的眼睛

Okay, and I'm just gonna tell her from the bottom of my heart

好吧，我就發自內心地告訴她

That we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together

我們將共度餘生

Sorry guys, but I think I have to go clean my uniform

抱歉各位，我想我得去清洗我的制服了

Oh

哦

Do we make the best decisions at brunch, oh my husband is Asian like me

我們是否在早午餐時做出了最好的決定，哦，我的丈夫和我一樣是亞洲人？