They do!

他們是這樣做的！

Bro, there's only two types of Asian girls.

兄弟，亞洲女孩只有兩種。

The nerds that live in the library, or the crazy party chicks who bleach their hair.

住在圖書館裡的書呆子，或者是漂白頭髮的瘋狂派對女郎。

That's it.

就是這樣。

The truth is, there are many different types of Asian girls.

事實上，亞洲女孩有許多不同的類型。

Yeah, about 18.

是的，大約18歲。

Using the patented scientific method of making things up, we present to you today 18 types of Asian girls.

今天，我們將採用專利的科學編造方法，為您介紹 18 種類型的亞洲女孩。

But to fully complete each comprehensive profile of Asian girl, we've brought in Asian girl expert Porter Lynn.

但為了全面完整地介紹亞洲女孩，我們請來了亞洲女孩專家波特-林恩。

Don't worry, guys.

別擔心，夥計們。

I've known an Asian girl for over 20 years, and I have the reports and analysis right here.

我認識一個亞洲女孩已經有 20 多年了，我這裡有相關的報告和分析。

Good work, Porter.

幹得好，波特。

Let's go.

我們走吧

Number one, the ABG, Asian baby girl.

第一，ABG，亞洲女嬰。

Common roles you'll find ABG girls in are import model, sexy coffee shop, trendy Asian fusion restaurant, go-go dancers, and working at vape shops.

你會發現 ABG 女孩常見的角色有進口模特、性感咖啡店、時尚亞洲融合餐廳、go-go 舞者和在 vape 商店工作。

For those of you guys who don't know, the Asian baby girl is basically your female Asian gangster.

對於那些不知道的人來說，亞洲女嬰基本上就是亞洲女流氓。

I like guys with big, fast cars and tattoos, and maybe have been arrested.

我喜歡有大車、快車和紋身的男人，也許還被逮捕過。

They're short, sexy, and you'll know when you see them.

它們短小、性感，你一看就知道。

Next month, I'm going to be on the cover of Import Tuner

下個月，我將成為《進口改裝車》的封面人物

Magazine.

雜誌

The ABG often has on circle lenses, fake lashes, dark eyeliner, perfectly drawn eyebrows, highlights or dyed hair, a push-up bra, anything that exposes her pierced belly button, or dragon tattoo.

ABG 經常戴著圓框鏡片、假睫毛、深色眼線、完美的眉毛、挑染的頭髮、俯臥撐胸罩、任何暴露肚臍眼洞的東西或龍形紋身。

The ABG looks tough on the outside, but secretly on the inside, she's a little insecure.

ABG 表面上看起來很堅強，但內心卻暗自有些不自信。

Ew, you freaking cheated on me?

呃，你居然騙我？

You cheated on me?

你對我不忠？

Oh my god, I'm going to kill you.

天哪，我要殺了你。

Where are you going?

你要去哪兒？

I'm talking to you.

我在跟你說話

Hey!

嘿！

Hey!

嘿！

Ah!

啊！

Come back!

回來吧

The turned down version of ABG is just AZN.

縮小版的 ABG 只是 AZN。

Number two, the normal good Asian girl.

第二，普通的亞洲好女孩。

If you're looking for cute and sweet, she's your gal.

如果你正在尋找可愛和甜美，她就是你要找的女孩。

A common exchange between the normal Asian girl and her boyfriend might be like, uh, hey, what do you want to go eat?

普通亞洲女孩和男友之間的常見交流方式可能是：呃，嘿，你想去吃什麼？

Hmm, I don't know, wherever you want to eat.

嗯，我也不知道，你想去哪吃就去哪吃吧。

The good Asian girl is totally cool with spending a Friday night with her parents at an Asian restaurant.

優秀的亞洲女孩完全不介意週五晚上和父母在亞洲餐廳共度美好時光。

They like Korean dramas, Hello Kitty, Yogurtland, Disneyland, anything that ends in land.

他們喜歡韓劇、Hello Kitty、Yogurtland、迪斯尼樂園等一切以 "地 "結尾的東西。

It's all one big, cute ecosystem that the normal, average, good Asian girl likes.

這些都是普通、平凡、優秀的亞洲女孩喜歡的一個大的可愛生態系統。

And she definitely enjoys herself a good Wong Fu video.

她絕對喜歡看精彩的王府視頻。

The normal, good Asian girl generally wears looser-fitting clothing, nothing too crazy or sexy.

正常、優秀的亞洲女孩一般都穿寬鬆的衣服，不會太瘋狂或性感。

Number three, the yappy Asian girl, young Asian professional.

第三位，嗲聲嗲氣的亞洲女孩，年輕的亞洲職業女性。

The yappy Asian girl is the turnt up version of the good Asian girl.

嗲聲嗲氣的亞洲女孩是亞洲好女孩的翻版。

Yappy girls like having a jam-packed schedule, eating at cool, inexpensive restaurants, hiking in half marathons, bragging about how much she travels, driving a pretty decent car, and home decorations.

快樂女孩喜歡緊湊的日程安排，喜歡在便宜又酷的餐廳吃飯，喜歡參加半程馬拉松，喜歡炫耀自己經常旅行，喜歡開一輛體面的車，喜歡家居裝飾。

Basically, if you want to know more, watch this video called Things Yappies Like.

基本上，如果您想了解更多資訊，請觀看這段名為 "Yappies 喜歡的東西 "的視頻。

We made it right here.

我們就在這裡做的。

She definitely wears Tory Burch Riva flats and similar items.

她肯定會穿 Tory Burch Riva 平底鞋和類似單品。

Number four, the fob Asian girl.

四號，那個亞洲女孩。

Aw, yeah, fresh off the boat.

啊，是啊，剛從船上下來。

But nowadays, they're more like boba, brought over by airplane.

但如今，它們更像是用飛機運來的波霸。

So there's a lot of different types of fob Asian girls, but we're going to be focusing on the rich and the normal.

是以，有很多不同類型的 fob 亞洲女孩，但我們將重點關注富有和正常的女孩。

The rich fob Asian girl may have gone to international school back in Asia, where her family has millions of dollars.

這位亞洲富家女可能在亞洲上的是國際學校，家裡有數百萬美元。

Or she just came off the plane yesterday and is already driving a Ferrari very badly.

或者她昨天剛下飛機，就已經把法拉利開得很糟糕了。

The normal fob girl is probably a student who spends a lot of time at the boba shop or library on camp.

普通的 Fob 女孩可能是在夏令營期間經常去蕎麥店或圖書館的學生。

And currently, she's trying to decide whether she can stay in America or go back.

目前，她正試圖決定是留在美國還是回去。

The rich fob girl's outfit probably costs more than your car.

富家女的行頭可能比你的車還貴。

The normal fob chick likes American brands that aren't really special to us, but very special to them.

普通的女工喜歡美國品牌，這些品牌對我們來說並不特別，但對她們來說卻非常特別。

Abercrombie and Fitch, Victoria's Secret.

Abercrombie and Fitch、Victoria's Secret。

Number five, the geeky Asian girl.

第五位，亞洲宅女。

The geeky Asian girl's like being a gamer, being an otaku, being a K-pop fangirl, being a huge YouTube fangirl, being into sci-fi, and being into British TV shows.

亞洲女孩的怪癖包括遊戲玩家、宅男、K-pop迷、YouTube超級迷、科幻迷和英劇迷。

I just got early bird tickets to KCON, Anime Expo, and Comic-Con.

我剛拿到 KCON、Anime Expo 和 Comic-Con 的早鳥票。

Did you get yours yet?

你拿到你的了嗎？

But don't get the geeky Asian girl mixed up with the normal Asian girl.

但不要把亞洲怪女孩和普通亞洲女孩混為一談。

The geeky Asian girl's much more into subculture and entertainment.

亞洲宅女更喜歡亞文化和娛樂。

She probably read the entire book series of Game of Thrones before watching the show.

在觀看《權力的遊戲》之前，她可能已經讀完了整套書。

But shout out to geeky Asian girls, because without you guys, there would be no Asian YouTube stars.

不過，還是要向亞洲的宅女們致敬，因為沒有你們，就沒有亞洲的 YouTube 明星。

Then what would I do?

那我該怎麼辦？

You guys mean so much.

你們太重要了

The geeky Asian girl does not use a picture of her face as her avatar.

這位亞洲宅女的頭像不是自己的臉。

And if she is an Asiatic thing, she probably kind of wishes she was Korean or Japanese.

如果她是亞洲人，她可能會希望自己是韓國人或日本人。

Oh, G-Dragon.

哦，G-Dragon。

I love K-pop.

我喜歡 K-pop。

Fighting.

戰鬥。

As far as clothing, they're probably wearing a t-shirt of their favorite band, TV show, or favorite YouTube star.

至於服裝，他們可能穿著自己最喜歡的樂隊、電視節目或最喜歡的 YouTube 明星的 T 恤。

Wong Fu for life.

王福一生。

Number six, the brainiac super nerd Asian girl.

第六位，聰明的超級書呆子亞洲女孩。

She's probably the daughter of a professor, researcher, engineer, or something smart.

她可能是教授、研究員、工程師或其他聰明人的女兒。

Do the words quantum mechanics, string theory, or multivariable calculus ring a bell?

您對量子力學、弦理論或多元微積分這些詞有印象嗎？

If they do, you're probably a brainiac Asian girl.

如果有，那你可能是個聰明的亞洲女孩。

She doesn't use social media very much unless she's posting about some sort of scientific breakthrough or the project she's working on.

她不太使用社交媒體，除非她要發佈關於某種科學突破或她正在進行的項目的資訊。

The brainiac Asian girl wears wire rimmed glasses and generally doesn't care a lot about fashion.

這位愛動腦筋的亞洲女孩戴著一副線框眼鏡，對時尚一般都不太在意。

Number seven, the fitness sporty Asian girl.

七號，健身運動型亞洲女孩。

You have your fitness Asian girl.

你有你的健身亞洲女孩。

But she's really more into health for the benefits of looking good on Instagram.

但其實她更注重健康，因為這樣在 Instagram 上看起來更美。

And your sporty Asian girl.

還有你的運動型亞洲女孩

She played multiple sports growing up, was a tomboy.

她從小參加多種運動，是個假小子。

And as an adult, she still plays intramural recreational sports.

成年後，她仍然參加校內娛樂體育活動。

Some of the things that the fitness sporty girl likes are CrossFit, Zumba, doing squats, blogilates, buying new workout clothes, and posting inspirational quotes on her Instagram.

這位健身運動女孩喜歡的事情包括 CrossFit、尊巴舞、做深蹲、博客健身操、購買新的運動服裝，以及在 Instagram 上發佈勵志名言。

Fitness sporty Asian girl wears Nike women's, Lululemon, or other similar brands.

健身運動型的亞洲女孩穿耐克女裝、Lululemon 或其他類似品牌。

Great workout today.

今天的鍛鍊很棒。

No pain, no gain.

沒有痛苦，就沒有收穫。

Number eight, the party Asian girl.

八號，參加派對的亞洲女孩。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Although there are some similarities, don't get her mixed up with the ABG.

雖然有一些相似之處，但不要把她和 ABG 混為一談。

The party girl is more defined by the extravagant nights out.

派對女孩的定義更多的是奢華的夜晚。

Bar, club, concert, festival, Vegas, she's there.

酒吧、俱樂部、音樂會、節日、拉斯維加斯，她都在那裡。

Woo!

Woo！

Hey, hey, let's take a selfie.

嘿，嘿，我們來自拍。

Unlike the ABG, you'll never find the party girl at the pool hall.

與 ABG 不同，你永遠不會在臺球廳找到派對女郎。

You can find this girl at hotel rooms or day clubs in Vegas taking pictures with her friends who she refers to as betches or bays.

你可以在拉斯維加斯的酒店客房或日間俱樂部看到這個女孩與她的朋友們一起拍照，她稱這些朋友為 "betches "或 "bays"。

Me and my girls all look like sexy betches tonight.

我和我的姑娘們今晚都像個性感尤物。

Why are all these guys hitting on us?

為什麼這些人都在勾引我們？

It's annoying.

真煩人

Their best pictures are when they're posing with their hand on their hip, knee bent, head slightly tilted to one side, and typically in a dark room.

他們最好的照片是手放在臀部、膝蓋彎曲、頭微微偏向一側的姿勢，而且通常是在黑暗的房間裡。

The party Asian girl spends a lot of time thinking about which party she's gonna go to this weekend.

參加派對的亞洲女孩花了很多時間考慮這個週末要去哪個派對。

Dude, who are those guys that she's hanging out with, man?

老兄，和她一起玩的那些人是誰？

How are we supposed to compete?

我們該如何競爭？

Come on, let's take a selfie.

來吧，我們自拍一張。

Oh, it's not good.

哦，情況不妙。

Let's do it again.

讓我們再來一次。

As far as clothing, they have a bunch of clothes from Forever 21, bikinis for day clubs, bandage dresses, and crop tops.

至於服裝，他們有很多來自 Forever 21 的衣服、日間俱樂部的比基尼、繃帶連衣裙和麥穗上衣。

Number nine, the whitewashed Asian girl.

九號，被洗白的亞洲女孩。

Oh, this is my favorite type.

哦，這是我最喜歡的類型。

Okay, so there's three ways that Asian girls can be whitewashed.

好吧，亞洲女孩有三種被粉飾的方式。

The first way is that they grew up in an all-white environment, so it feels very natural for them.

第一種方式是，他們在一個全白的環境中長大，所以感覺很自然。

The second way is that she grew up around Asians, but she doesn't think it's as cool, so she kind of rejected it.

第二種方式是，她從小在亞洲人身邊長大，但她覺得亞洲人沒那麼酷，所以她有點排斥亞洲人。

And the third way is that an Asian girl can be adopted into a white family, in which case that makes perfect sense.

第三種方式是，亞裔女孩可以被白人家庭收養，在這種情況下，就完全說得通了。

Now, those three methods turn into two types.

現在，這三種方法變成了兩種。

The two types of whitewashed Asian girls are the blonde sorority wannabe, and the second kind is the rocker alternative Asian girl.

被洗白的亞洲女孩有兩種，一種是金髮碧眼的聯誼會崇拜者，另一種是搖滾另類的亞洲女孩。

And often you'll hear whitewashed Asian girls say things like, no, I don't really think about race, we're all just people.

你經常會聽到被白人化的亞洲女孩說："不，我不太考慮種族問題，我們都是普通人。

And...

還有

Ew, that's so Asian.

真像亞洲人。

Or...

或者

Oh my God, Hoppa babies are the cutest.

天哪，Hoppa 的寶寶們最可愛了。

Or this.

或者這樣

I think I have more in common with them.

我覺得我和他們有更多的共同點。

I don't know, I just really like white guys.

我不知道，我只是很喜歡白人。

And maybe this too.

也許還有這個。

Um, yeah, now that I think about it,

嗯，是的，現在我想起來了、

I've never dated an Asian guy before.

我以前從沒約會過亞洲男人。

And the second kind is the rocker alternative girl.

第二種是搖滾另類女孩。

She's edgy, cynical, doesn't really relate to most Asians.

她很前衛，憤世嫉俗，和大多數亞洲人都不太一樣。

Kind of like that cartoon Daria.

有點像卡通片《達莉婭》。

And the whitewashed sorority Asian chick really loves San Diego and Santa Barbara, or really just any rich white party area by the beach.

而白淨的亞洲女生聯誼會小妞則非常喜歡聖地亞哥和聖巴巴拉，或者海邊任何一個富有的白人派對區。

The sorority whitewashed Asian girl pretty much wears what a white sorority girl would wear.

聯誼會粉飾過的亞洲女孩幾乎穿的都是白人聯誼會女孩會穿的衣服。

And she's really into themed parties, like neon pub crawls.

她還非常喜歡主題派對，比如霓虹燈酒吧巡遊。

The alternative Asian rocker chick pretty much wears what an alternative white girl rocker chick would wear, but a little toned down, because she still has Asian parents.

另類亞裔搖滾女歌手的穿著和另類白人搖滾女歌手的穿著差不多，只是稍微淡化了一些，因為她的父母還是亞裔。

Number 10, the hipster Asian girl.

10號，時髦的亞洲女孩。

Hipster's a pretty big category nowadays, but you know what I mean.

如今，"嬉皮士 "是一個相當大的類別，但你知道我的意思。

This girl is an artist, vlogger, photographer, hippie, doing social media for a company, or she just went freelance in something and she's trying to figure it out, and her parents are worried.

這個女孩是個藝術家、視頻博客作者、攝影師、嬉皮士，在為一家公司做社交媒體，或者她只是自由職業者，她正在想辦法，而她的父母很擔心。

Irony, irony, irony.

諷刺，諷刺，諷刺。

I love irony.

我喜歡諷刺。

They're always friends with a lot of white people, and they can be friends with a lot of Asians too, but they gotta be hipsters as well.

他們總是和很多白人做朋友，也可以和很多亞洲人做朋友，但他們也得是潮人。

And they definitely like tall, skinny guys with beards who like art.

他們肯定喜歡喜歡藝術的留著鬍子的瘦高個。

Hipster Asian girls love oversized sweaters, beanies, tattoos, piercings, artsy accessories, and beanies.

潮人亞洲女孩喜歡超大毛衣、小圓帽、紋身、穿孔、文藝配飾和小圓帽。

Did I mention beanies?

我提到過小帽嗎？

Ooh, that one's going on the blog.

哦，這個要寫到博客上。

Number 11, the fashionista Asian girl.

11 號，時尚的亞洲女孩。

The fashionista Asian girl's similar to the hipster Asian girl, but way more focused on the fashion industry.

時尚達人亞洲女孩與潮人亞洲女孩類似，但更專注於時尚產業。

Hipsters love vintage thrift stores and fashionistas prefer boutiques.

潮人喜歡古董舊貨店，時尚達人則偏愛精品店。

If you're a fashionista Asian girl, you definitely are familiar with these people.

如果你是一個時尚的亞洲女孩，你肯定對這些人不陌生。

The Asian fashionista thinks that her own style is super, super unique, but it actually looks like something very similar to what you see on style blogs.

這位亞洲時尚達人認為自己的風格超級、超級獨特，但實際上卻與你在時尚博客上看到的風格非常相似。

Number 12, the feminist activist Asian girl.

12 號，女權主義活動家亞洲女孩。

Angry Asian girl.

憤怒的亞洲女孩

Now, a lot of people have chips on their shoulder, including me, but the feminist activist girl has the entire chip aisle on her shoulder.

現在，很多人的肩上都有籌碼，包括我在內，但女權主義活動家女孩的肩上卻有整個籌碼過道。

The Asian feminist loves to utilize social media to champion her social causes, especially with hashtags.

這位亞洲女權主義者喜歡利用社交媒體來支持她的社會事業，尤其是使用標籤。

She either works for a nonprofit or is heavily involved in one.

她要麼為非營利組織工作，要麼積極參與其中。

The feminist activist Asian girl doesn't really have a set style, but she usually has T-shirts that support her cause and faded earth tone clothing.

女權主義活動家亞裔女孩其實沒有固定的風格，但她通常會穿支持自己事業的 T 恤和褪色的大地色系服裝。

Number 13, the church loving Asian girl.

13號，熱愛教堂的亞洲女孩。

This girl is so nice, she actually has the ability to bring guys to church by simply dating them.

這個女孩人很好，只要和她約會，她就能把男人帶到教堂來。

Flirt to convert.

調情轉換。

She's either the youth group leader, she probably wanted to be or has been part of the worship band.

她要麼是青年組的組長，要麼可能想成為或曾經是敬拜樂隊的一員。

She probably has two groups of friends, church friends, non-church friends.

她可能有兩類朋友，教會朋友和非教會朋友。

Your church loving Asian girl dresses conservatively and definitely nothing sexy.

熱愛教堂的亞洲女孩穿著保守，絕對不會性感。

Number 14, the rich Asian girl.

14號，亞洲富家女

She could be the heiress to her parents' business, but she's reluctant because it's not fun.

她可以成為父母生意的繼承人，但她並不情願，因為這並不好玩。

The rich Asian girl is classy and knows how to act in almost any given social situation, but she can be a little snobby and if she feels like you're not on her level, then she might treat you differently.

富有的亞洲女孩很有品位，知道如何在幾乎任何社交場合表現自己，但她可能有點勢利，如果她覺得你不在她的層次上，那麼她可能會對你另眼相看。

For clothing, rich Asian girls wear something expensive.

在服裝方面，富有的亞洲女孩會穿一些昂貴的衣服。

Number 15, the urban rap culture Asian girl.

15 號，城市說唱文化的亞洲女孩。

The urban rap influenced Asian girl comes in three varieties.

受城市說唱影響的亞洲女孩有三種類型。

One, the kind that's truly from the hood.

其一，真正來自引擎蓋的那種。

Two, the kind that grew up a few miles away from the hood.

二是那種在幾英里外的地方長大的人。

The third kind loves urban rap culture but grew up in a nice neighborhood really far away from the hood.

第三種人喜歡城市說唱文化，但卻在遠離街區的好地方長大。

You can count on this girl to like Trey Songz,

你可以指望這個女孩喜歡特雷-桑茲、

Chris Brown, Tyga, Pharrell, and her favorite new artist is definitely August Alsina.

克里斯-布朗（Chris Brown）、泰加（Tyga）、法瑞爾（Pharrell），而她最喜歡的新藝人肯定是奧古斯特-阿爾西納（August Alsina）。

She prides herself on being one of the only Asian girls who's got swag or street cred.

她引以為豪的是，自己是亞洲女孩中僅有的幾位擁有 "swag "或 "街頭信譽 "的女孩之一。

The urban Asian girl follows Karrueche,

亞洲都市女孩追隨卡魯伊奇、

Jhene Aiko, and other half black, half Asian celebrities.

Jhene Aiko 以及其他半黑半亞的名人。

When your urban rap Asian girl dresses up, she strives for a Kim Kardashian or Basketball Wives.

當你的亞洲城市說唱女孩打扮起來時，她會努力打扮成金-卡戴珊（Kim Kardashian）或《籃球妻子》（Basketball Wives）。

When she dresses down, it's whatever's hot in the rap videos.

當她穿得很樸素時，說唱視頻裡流行什麼，她就穿什麼。

But either way, she's trying to show off her unusually large Asian booty.

但不管怎麼說，她都是在炫耀自己異常豐滿的亞洲臀部。

Number 16, the dancer Asian girl.

16 號，跳舞的亞洲女孩。

Now the dancer Asian girl really likes hip hop, but do not confuse her with the urban rap girl.

現在，這位跳舞的亞洲女孩非常喜歡嘻哈，但不要把她和城市說唱女孩混為一談。

She's more into the traditional four elements of hip hop.

她更喜歡嘻哈的傳統四大元素。

Unlike the urban rap girl, most of her friends are pretty much just other Asian dancers.

與城市說唱女孩不同，她的大部分朋友都是其他亞洲舞者。

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿。

The dancer Asian girl is usually focused on living a fun, spontaneous lifestyle.

跳舞的亞洲女孩通常注重有趣、隨性的生活方式。

And she's definitely familiar with all the famous Asian dancers on YouTube.

她肯定對 YouTube 上所有著名的亞洲舞者都很熟悉。

For clothing, your dancer Asian girl wears street wear, obe, flannels tied around the waist, combat boots, pretty much looking like Chris Brown's backup dancers 24-7.

在服裝方面，你的亞洲舞者穿著街頭服飾、袍子、系在腰間的法蘭絨、戰鬥靴，看起來就像克里斯-布朗的伴舞，全天候。

Yo, did you check out that new Brian Puss Boats video?

你看過布萊恩-普斯船隊的新視頻嗎？

That was sick.

太噁心了