Be sure to stock up on essentials and stay indoors, because this one is coming at us like a freight train.

請務必儲備好必需品，並留在室內，因為這股風會像貨運列車一樣向我們襲來。

Another news, that the random mannequins are at an all-time high, and the perpetrator remains unharmed.

另一個消息是，隨機人體模型的數量達到了歷史新高，而肇事者卻毫髮無損。

Huh.

咦？

No sign of the storm.

沒有風暴的跡象。

Let's see what the birds have to say about it.

讓我們看看鳥兒們怎麼說。

A great storm is coming.

一場大風暴即將來臨。

We're all going to die.

我們都會死

Ah.

啊。

On second thought, maybe I should get some groceries.

轉念一想，也許我應該去買點日用品。

What is this?

這是什麼？

The Last of Us Island edition?

最後的我們》島嶼版？

A-ha!

啊哈

My favorite Taiwanese crackers.

我最喜歡的臺灣餅乾

Hey. It's you.

是你啊

Respect your elders!

尊重長輩

Anyone got some groceries?

誰有雜貨？

Huh?

啊？

Huh?

啊？

Uh-oh. Huh?

啊哦 啊？

He he he.

他他他

Oh!

哦！

Yes!

是的！

Ha ha ha!

哈哈哈！

For once, the old people don't get to keep all the resources.

這一次，老人不能獨享所有資源。

Ah, you're right.

啊，你說得對。

It's just, I've been alone all my life.

只是，我一輩子都是一個人。

My parents were killed during the war when I was a child.

在我還是個孩子的時候，我的父母就在戰爭中喪生了。

My high school sweetheart died of typhoid before we could get married.

我的高中戀人在我們結婚前死於傷寒。

And I lived all my entire life in this cold, unhappy city.

我一輩子都生活在這個寒冷、不快樂的城市裡。

Now I'm dying, and nobody's there to help me.

現在我快死了，卻沒人能幫我。

Ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈

Ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You can have the last pack of eggs.

最後一包雞蛋歸你了

I'll just get some instant noodles.

我去買點方便麵。

Just kidding.

開個玩笑

I made that shit up.

這是我瞎編的。

Ha ha ha.

哈哈哈。

Respect your elders!

尊重長輩

I hate Taiwan.

我討厭臺灣。

Oh, it's you.

是你啊

Did you come to laugh at me?

你是來嘲笑我的嗎？

Enough with the nonsense.

廢話少說。

Come with me. Ha ha ha ha.

跟我來 哈哈哈哈

Ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈

Ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈

Ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈

Ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈

Xie Xie, you know what's funny?

小謝，你知道什麼最有趣嗎？

All this time, I thought you didn't like me.

一直以來，我都以為你不喜歡我。

I don't like you.

我不喜歡你

Huh?

啊？

I don't like any young people, because they don't respect their elders.

我不喜歡任何年輕人，因為他們不尊重長輩。

But in Taiwan, we take care of each other.

但在臺灣，我們互相照顧。

Ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈

Still, still, still don't like me?

還是，還是，還是不喜歡我？

You shouldn't have made up that story about the Superman stuff.

你不應該編那個關於超人的故事。

Fuck, shit, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, shit, shit, shit, shit, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck, shit, shit, shit.

媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的，媽的。