Edward?

愛德華？

Saranghae

Saranghae

Yeah, I can't do this

是的，我做不到

I mean, I mean, I mean

我是說，我是說，我是說

Joa

喬亞

Hey, you're getting red, bro

嘿，你臉都紅了，兄弟

Jomdeo dangwon

宗蝶堂院

Please introduce yourself

請自我介紹

Hi, my name is Elle, I'm 25

嗨，我叫埃爾，25 歲

My name is Edward and I'm 23

我叫愛德華，23 歲

What's your MBTI?

你的 MBTI 是什麼？

I'm INFP

我是 INFP

ENFJ, but sometimes I think I'm an INFJ

ENFJ，但有時我覺得自己是 INFJ

What's your ideal type?

你的理想類型是什麼？

Ideally, like

理想情況下，就像

Asian, tall

亞洲人，高個子

Middle Eastern

中東

African

非洲

Latinas

拉丁裔

I like funny guys

我喜歡有趣的人

Have you ever been on a blind date?

你有過相親經歷嗎？

No, I haven't

不，我沒有

No, this is actually my first blind date ever

不，這是我第一次相親

Like genuinely, this is my first blind date

就像真的一樣，這是我第一次相親

And how are you feeling about the blind date?

你對相親感覺如何？

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little nervous

不瞞你說，我有點緊張

Nervous

緊張

Okay, you can take off your blinds

好了，你可以摘下百葉窗了

Hello

您好

Hello

您好

Does my hair look okay?

我的頭髮看起來還好嗎？

Yeah, it looks great, it looks great

是的，看起來很棒，看起來很棒

First, I feel like this will help me get to know you better

首先，我覺得這有助於我更好地瞭解你

Like, what do you like to do for fun?

比如，你喜歡做什麼消遣？

I like make videos

我喜歡製作視頻

Okay, I make videos too

好吧，我也拍視頻

Okay, yeah

好吧

What kind of videos?

什麼樣的視頻？

I do a lot of like sketches, like skits

我做了很多小品，比如短劇

I'm gonna be a Hollywood one day and I'm gonna be a big superstar

總有一天我會成為好萊塢的超級巨星

Bigger than Jackie Chan

比成龍還大

Yo, Eddie

喲，埃迪

Fuck out the house

滾出房子

You guys said I could stay

你們說我可以留下來

Okay

好的

What type of videos do you make then?

那你製作什麼類型的視頻？

Like all kinds of videos

喜歡各種視頻

Okay, all kinds

好吧，各種

I'm like

我想

Known for my videos

我的視頻

You're known for your videos?

你以視頻聞名？

Yeah

是的

But then

但是

I feel like a lot of creators can say that, you know

我覺得很多創作者都可以這麼說，你知道的

No, but like globally

沒有，但在全球範圍內

Like the whole world

就像整個世界

So that's good

這樣很好

Yeah

是的

Yeah

是的

So it's like

所以就像

You're like a big star in a sense then

從某種意義上說，你就像個大明星

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

哦，是的，是的，是的

In a sense

從某種意義上說

But like, wait, why are you like

但是，等等，你為什麼

Why are you making that face?

你為什麼做那個表情？

I'm a star

我是明星

Actually

事實上

Yeah, good for you then

是啊，對你有好處

You're a star

你是明星

Do I look familiar?

我看起來眼熟嗎？

No

沒有

At all?

有嗎？

I don't look familiar at all

我一點也不眼熟

No

沒有

Hmm

嗯

Okay

好的

Yeah

是的

Maybe you're not on the platform I'm on

也許你不在我的平臺上

Oh shit, okay

哦，該死，好吧

Like what platform?

比如什麼平臺？

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay

好的，好的，好的，好的，好的

Okay, okay

好的，好的

Okay

好的

Okay, okay

好的，好的

I do like dating stuff

我喜歡約會

And like travel stuff

喜歡旅行

Okay

好的

So you on a lot of dates?

你經常約會嗎？

Cause I think the internet likes to see me with people

因為我覺得互聯網喜歡看到我和別人在一起

With guys

與男生

Interesting, interesting

有趣，有趣

It's just content

只是內容

Yeah

是的

Yeah, I get it, I get it, I get it

是的，我明白了，我明白了，我明白了

I get it

我明白了

Okay, so with you

好吧，你

What's your mindset right now?

你現在的心態是什麼？

Like you looking for something long term?

你是在找長期的工作嗎？

Yeah, I'm looking for my husband

是的，我在找我的丈夫

Okay

好的

But you're looking

但你正在尋找

But you go

但你去

But you say you go on a lot of dates and stuff

但你說你經常約會什麼的

For the sake of content

為了內容

But I would do anything for my partner

但我願意為我的伴侶做任何事

I'm not gonna lie

我不會撒謊

That might be a problem for me

這對我來說可能是個問題

I'm not gonna lie

我不會撒謊

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah

是的

Even if it's me?

即使是我？

Yeah, I'm gonna have to stand on that shit right now

是啊，我現在就得站在那玩意兒上了

Yeah

是的

But yeah

但是

For me, it might be an issue

對我來說，這可能是個問題

Like I don't like that whole

就像我不喜歡整個

You going on dates for content and stuff like that

你會為了內容之類的東西去約會嗎？

Hypothetically

假設

Done, done

完成，完成

We're done

我們完了

Like I don't have to do it

就像我不用做一樣

What do you mean?

什麼意思？

Oh shit, oh shit

哦，該死，哦，該死

Like you don't like it

就像你不喜歡一樣

We don't have to do it

我們不必這樣做

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊

But like

但就像

I don't need to make those videos

我不需要製作這些視頻

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊

Yeah, I feel that

是的，我覺得

Is that okay?

這樣可以嗎？

I'm not gonna lie

我不會撒謊

I'm gonna have to process it a little bit more

我得再處理一下

My brain is a little slow

我的大腦有點遲鈍

It's okay, I can convince you

沒關係，我能說服你

I gotta like

我喜歡

For me, it's like

對我來說，這就像

I feel like

我覺得

Yeah

是的

I don't like to rush into things

我不喜歡急於求成

Yeah, yeah, yeah

是啊，是啊，是啊

Yeah

是的

I don't like to rush into things

我不喜歡急於求成

Okay, okay

好吧，好吧

So

所以

I can read it, yeah

我能讀懂

So instructions

說明

Dang

當

It's like a whole game show

這就像一個完整的遊戲節目

Okay, okay

好的，好的

It's a game show date

這是一個遊戲節目的約會

Okay

好的

Okay

好的

Welcome to the blind date

歡迎相親

Each card has a mission written on the card

每張卡片上都寫有任務

The date will only end when all mission cards have been completed

只有完成所有任務卡，日期才會結束

Pick a cute nickname for each other

為對方取一個可愛的暱稱

You will need to call each other with the given nickname

你們需要用給定的暱稱稱呼對方

Until the end of the name

直到名字結束

What the fuck

搞什麼鬼

Do you like Korean pet names?

你喜歡韓國的寵物名字嗎？

Pet names?

寵物名字？

Yeah, like 자기 자기야 애기야

是啊，像자기자기야애기야

How old are you?

你多大了？

I'm 23

我 23 歲

Oh

哦

You're my 동생

You're my 동생

Okay 누나라고 불러 누나? Okay

Okay 누나라고 불러 누나?누나？

Is that my nickname to you?

這是你給我起的綽號嗎？

Is that what I call you?

我是這麼叫你的嗎？

누나

누나

Okay, I'll call you 누나

好吧，我會打電話給你누나