I just had one question about this shoe.

關於這雙鞋，我只有一個問題。

The LeBron Witness 7s?

勒布朗見證者 7 號？

What about them?

他們怎麼辦？

Do you wear them?

你戴嗎？

I don't.

我沒有。

That's so funny because you were wearing them last night in my dream.

這太有趣了，因為昨晚我夢到你穿著它們。

You were running through my mind all night with them on.

我整晚都在想你。

Well, maybe you should buy a pair so we could match in your dreams.

好吧，也許你應該買一對，這樣我們就能在你的夢中匹配了。

Why don't we turn this dream into a reality?

我們為什麼不把這個夢想變成現實呢？

Let's say drinks, Friday night at 7.

比方說，週五晚上 7 點喝酒。

I'll race you there.

我跟你賽跑

Perfect.

太完美了

So you wanted to try on that shoe?

你想試穿那雙鞋？

I'd love to try it on, yeah.

我很想試試，是的。

Birthday cake LeBron Witness 7s, 10.9 ounce, super lightweight.

生日蛋糕 LeBron Witness 7s，10.9 盎司，超級輕便。

Okay, I'll be right back.

好的，我馬上回來

Oh, I almost forgot.

哦，我差點忘了。

What size shoe are you?

你穿幾號鞋？

I'm sorry?

你說什麼？

What's your shoe size?

你的鞋碼是多少？

And why do you need that information?

你為什麼需要這些資訊？

Oh, because I was going to head to the back to grab you that pair of shoes.

哦，因為我正要去後面給你拿那雙鞋。

I need to know what size you wear.

我需要知道你穿幾號。

Right.

對

Yes.

是的。

You know what they say about big feet, right?

你知道人們是怎麼說大腳的吧？

I do know what they say.

我知道他們是怎麼說的。

Just grab like a size big.

就拿一個大號的吧。

That's not a size.

這不是一個尺寸。

Yeah, or like a huge.

是啊，或者像一個巨大的。

That's also not a size.

這也不是一個尺寸。

I got a massive foot, girl.

我有一隻大腳，姑娘

Okay, I'm just trying to do my job.

好吧，我只是想做好我的工作。

You figure out the rest.

剩下的你自己想辦法。

Please just give me a size.

請給我一個尺寸。

Maybe like a 39.5. 39.5?

也許像 39.5。39.5?

In China.

在中國。

Yeah, that's what I wear in China.

是啊，我在中國就穿這個。

Good one.

說得好

Oh, sweetheart.

哦，親愛的

You wanted the American measurement.

你想要美國的測量方法。

Why don't I just measure your foot so then I can grab the shoe myself?

要不我先量一下你的腳，然後再自己拿鞋？

Yo, big EF.

喲，大EF。

What's going on, brother?

怎麼了，兄弟？

Big foot?

大腳？

Yeah, no, they still think you're blurry.

是啊，不，他們還是覺得你很模糊。

You're on the phone with Big Foot.

你在和大腳打電話

All right, brother, talk soon.

好吧，兄弟，再聊。

Oh my God, me and Sasquatch have this inside joke where he's like, that's your foot, that's your foot.

天啊 我和大腳野人有個內部笑話 他說 那是你的腳 那是你的腳

Because the mud imprint is like so freaking big because we're both just big guys.

因為我們倆都是大塊頭，泥巴的印記大得嚇人。

Yeah, I just need a number.

是的，我只需要一個號碼

You need a number?

需要電話號碼嗎？

Foot long?

腳長？

A foot long?

一英尺長？

I wear a foot long, baby girl.

我穿一英尺長的衣服，寶貝女兒。

You have a foot long on your foot?

你的腳有一英尺長？

Quentin Tarantino hired me to be in his film.

昆汀-塔倫蒂諾請我出演他的電影。

I couldn't even do the film because my feet were too big for the frame.

我甚至無法拍攝電影，因為我的腳太大了，無法放進畫框裡。

Wouldn't fit in my match.

不適合我的比賽。

Okay, just give me your shoe size or get out of the store.

好吧，把你的鞋碼告訴我，不然就滾出去。

You're really going to sing Cute Loser right now?

你現在真的要唱《可愛的失敗者》？

Okay, just shut up.

好了 閉嘴吧

I sell feet pics online because girls are like, oh, it's so big.

我在網上賣腳的照片，因為女孩們會說，哦，好大啊。

I want to see more. Okay, can I- I'm just trying to do my job.

我想多看看 好吧，我能-- 我只是在做我的工作。

I don't know if you're insecure about your shoe size or what, but- Can I be honest with you?

我不知道你是對自己的鞋碼不自信還是怎麼的，但是-- 我能跟你說實話嗎？

That's all I've wanted.

這就是我想要的一切。

I'm afraid when I tell you, like, what size shoe I actually wear, you're not going to want to get drinks with me Friday at 7.

我怕當我告訴你，比如我穿幾號鞋時，你就不會想週五7點和我喝酒了。

Listen, I know I work at Kevin's Shoe Barn, but I'm not concerned about the size of someone's feet.

聽著，我知道我在凱文鞋店工作，但我並不關心別人腳的大小。

It's about how you work the foot.

這與你如何鍛鍊腳部有關。

Really?

真的嗎？

Really.

真的

Still drinks Friday night at 7?

週五晚上七點還喝酒嗎？

Still drinks Friday at 7.

週五 7 點依然有酒喝。

In that case, when it comes to, like, my shoe size, so that's kind of the thing, so- No way!

在這種情況下，當涉及到，比如，我的鞋碼， 所以這是一種的東西，所以 - 沒辦法！

It is you!

是你！

Babyfoot Bo!

寶貝腳寶

How are you, man?

你好嗎？

Babyfoot Bo?

小腳寶？

This is the guy that gets all his shoes custom-ordered because his feet are so small.

這個人的鞋子都是定製的，因為他的腳太小了。

That was not a- I think we're all out of that shoe and women's, man, but I could go look in the kids' section for you.

我想那鞋和女裝都賣完了，不過我可以幫你去兒童區找找。

No, I don't want anything- It's a woman's size 5, right?

不，我什麼都不要，這是女士的 5 號尺碼，對嗎？

You wear a women's size 5?

你穿 5 號女裝？

You know what they say about small feet?

你知道人們怎麼說小腳嗎？

I mean, I can deal with small, but I can't deal with micro.

我的意思是，我可以處理小問題，但我不能處理微型問題。

I'm still going to call you Friday at 7.

我還是會在週五7點給你打電話。

I love you.

我愛你

Bye.

再見。

I wear a footlong?

我穿長筒襪？

Why don't I just measure your foot for you so we can just get on with it?

要不我幫你量一下你的腳吧，這樣我們就可以直接開始了。

I got a massive shoe, girl.

我有一雙大鞋子，姑娘

I can deal with small, I cannot deal with micro.

我可以處理小問題，但無法處理微型問題。

Oh my god.

我的天啊

Okay.

好的