John.

約翰

Thank you, Tim.

謝謝你，蒂姆。

Well, not a lot of surprises this week.

本週驚喜不多。

We're going to have some highs in the mid to upper 70s, and things are going to cool down to about 50 degrees or so each night.

最高氣溫將達到 70 華氏度中上，每晚氣溫將降至 50 華氏度左右。

So not quite swimming season just yet, but we're getting there.

雖然還沒到游泳季節，但我們正在努力。

Let's take a look at the nation.

讓我們放眼全國。

We've been tracking a small cold front that's been moving in from the northwest here, and what's that?

我們一直在追蹤從西北方向移動過來的小冷鋒，那是什麼？

OK, it sounds as though the cold front has expanded in size, and you can see that here.

好吧，聽起來冷鋒的規模有所擴大，您可以在這裡看到這一點。

OK, and it looks like it's continuing to grow.

好的，而且看起來還在繼續增長。

Look at that.

看看這個。

OK, if we jump back to our five-day forecast, we're going to see a few changes.

好了，如果我們回到五天的預測，我們會看到一些變化。

Expect highs in the upper 40s with lows down to 20 degrees or so each night.

預計每晚最高氣溫在 40 華氏度以上，最低氣溫降至 20 華氏度左右。

Might want to break out the heavy blankets again this week.

這周可能又要蓋上厚厚的毯子了。

If we come back to wow, OK, it looks like the cold front has really gained some momentum here, and it appears that a storm has started to gather as well.

如果我們回過頭來看哇，好的，看起來冷鋒在這裡真的獲得了一些動力，似乎風暴也開始聚集了。

But fortunately, it doesn't look too serious.

但幸運的是，情況看起來並不嚴重。

OK, it's actually becoming a little serious.

好吧，這實際上變得有點嚴重了。

It seems that hail is starting to fall about a millimeter in diameter.

似乎開始下直徑約一毫米的冰雹。

OK, it seems our initial estimate was a little off.

好吧，看來我們最初的估計有點偏差。

They're more the size of basketballs.

它們更像籃球那麼大。

Pieces of ice the size of basketballs are falling from the sky.

籃球大小的冰塊從天而降。

So that is pretty serious.

所以，這很嚴重。

Everyone should probably be taking refuge under concrete structures just as fast as humanly possible.

每個人都應該以最快的速度躲進混凝土結構中。

Let's see how this will affect the five-day forecast.

讓我們看看這將對五天預報產生怎樣的影響。

Highs will now be in the upper 10s with lows in the negative 20s.

目前最高氣溫將在 10 華氏度以上，最低氣溫在 20 華氏度以下。

And if you look on Tuesday, there is a slight chance of death.

如果你在週二看一看，就會發現死亡的可能性很小。

Let's go back to the map here.

讓我們回到地圖上來。

And oh my, OK, it seems that the storm and the cold front have clashed violently.

天哪，看來風暴和冷鋒發生了激烈的衝突。

And we now have a flood warning and a fire warning.

現在我們收到了洪水警報和火災警報。

Look at that.

看看這個。

I'm not sure how those two can be happening at the same time.

我不知道這兩件事怎麼會同時發生。

OK, it appears that the floodwater is the thing that is actually on fire.

好吧，看來真正著火的是洪水。

Apparently, the flood destroyed 15 gas stations.

顯然，洪水摧毀了 15 個加油站。

So about half the flood is now comprised of gasoline and oil.

是以，現在大約一半的洪水是由汽油和石油組成的。

The fire and the flood are traveling together at untold speeds.

大火和洪水正以難以言喻的速度交織在一起。

So we encourage everyone in the area to quickly move to higher ground.

是以，我們鼓勵該地區的所有人迅速轉移到地勢較高的地方。

Nope, cancel that.

不，取消。

We've just been instructed to tell everyone to evacuate to Mexico.

我們剛剛接到訓示，讓所有人撤離到墨西哥。

Nope, never mind.

不，沒關係。

They're coming here.

他們來了

We're heading to Canada.

我們要去加拿大

OK, if we jump back to our five-day forecast.

好了，讓我們回到我們的五天預測。

OK, scratch that.

好吧，不說了。

Mother's love.

母愛

OK, the flood fire, which we are now referring to as the flyer, has destroyed several cities.

好了，洪水大火，也就是我們現在所說的飛火流星，已經摧毀了好幾個城市。

And OK, it sounds like an earthquake has started as well.

好吧，聽起來地震也開始了。

That is unfortunate timing.

時機不對。

We're getting word now that OK, yes, it's been confirmed that California has broken off of the United States and is starting to float away.

我們現在得到消息說，好的，是的，已經證實加利福尼亞已經脫離美國，開始漂走。

OK, quick update on the hail situation.

好了，冰雹的最新情況。

Good news, the ice particles have shrunk down now to the size of baseballs.

好消息是，冰粒現在已經縮小到棒球大小了。

Oh, never mind.

哦，沒關係。

They are now enormous Volkswagen Beetle-sized pieces of ice, and they are covered in long spikes.

它們現在是大眾甲殼蟲大小的巨大冰塊，上面長滿了長長的尖刺。

So oh my, it looks like we have a tornado.

哦，天哪，我們好像遇到龍捲風了。

No, two tornadoes. 17 tornadoes, which are now hurling the car-sized spike balls at 85 miles an hour in every direction.

不，是兩個龍捲風17個龍捲風，現在正以每小時85英里的速度向四面八方拋射汽車大小的尖球。

OK, we have received word now that volcanoes are erupting.

好了，我們現在收到消息，火山正在噴發。

So let's look at the five-day forecast, and we'll see the temperatures are still fluctuating, but the chances of death have stabilized at about 99.99%.

是以，讓我們看看五天的天氣預報，我們會發現氣溫仍在波動，但死亡機率已經穩定在 99.99% 左右。

So going back to the map here, sweet glory.

回到地圖上來吧，甜蜜的榮耀。

The tornadoes have made it so that it is literally raining cats and dogs, and California is starting to sink, and the inhabitants are being attacked by sharks.

龍捲風讓這裡下起了貓狗雨，加利福尼亞開始下沉，居民遭到鯊魚的襲擊。

OK, we have confirmation that this is the end of the world.

好了，我們已經確認這是世界末日。

So we'll go once more to our five-day forecast, which is now our one-day forecast.

是以，我們將再次查看我們的五天預報，也就是現在的一天預報。

And that will about wrap it up.

這樣就差不多結束了。

Back to you, Tim.

回到你身邊，蒂姆。

See you soon.

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