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  • What's up, player? A recent study has shown the number one fear for women dating online is that they're going to meet a serial killer.

    嗨!各位觀眾,最近有個研究顯示,女生網路約會最怕遇到的第一名是遇見連環殺人魔。

  • The number one fear for men?

    那麼男生最害怕的是什麼呢?

  • That the woman they meet is going to be fat.

    就是遇見大胖妞。

  • So today we're going to test that theory.

    今天,我們要來驗證這理論。

  • We had our friend Sara line up a few dates on Tinder.

    我們找來好友 Sara,請她在 Tinder 上約了幾個人。

  • The catch is, when her dates arrive, Sara is going to weigh a little more than her photo suggests.

    問題是,這些人會發現 Sara 比照片還胖了一點。

  • Hi!

    嗨!

  • - Yeah, are you Sara? – Hi, yeah yeah!

    - 你是 Sara? – 嗨!對呀!

  • - Hi! – Nice to meet you.

    - 嗨! – 很高興見到你。

  • Nice to meet you too. Have a seat.

    我也是!請坐吧。

  • - How are you? – Hi, I'm good. How are you?

    - 你好嗎? – 很好呀!你呢?

  • I'm... I'm good.

    我…我很好。

  • - It's me! - You look a little different than... than your picture.

    - 就是我啦! – 你看起來…和照片不太一樣。

  • How old is your picture on your Tinder?

    你在 Tinder 上的照片是幾年前拍的啊?

  • Ummnot super old...

    呃…也沒多久啦…

  • It's like, maybe six months ago.

    大概是六個月前照的吧。

  • Oh my god. You are so much cuter in person.

    天呀!你本人比照片可愛多了!

  • - Thank you. – Yeah.

    - 謝謝。 – 嗯!

  • You actually... you look just like your photo it's so crazy.

    你…你其實看起來竟然跟照片一模一樣耶!好神奇!

  • I saw you over there and I was like I... I'm like 99 percent sure that's him.

    我看到你在那邊,我就想說⋯99% 就是這個人沒錯!

  • I can't say the same.

    我說不出跟你一樣的話。

  • You look... quite different.

    你看起來…和照片差滿多的。

  • - Oh, nice! - You actually look so much different than your picture.

    - 噢!好吧!- 你本人和照片也差太多了!

  • - You know, you're the first person to tell me that? – Oh, really? - Isn't that funny?

    - 其實我第一次被人這樣講耶。– 真的嗎? – 好笑吧?

  • I think... I think... well, maybe it's true. I've been trying on this new lipstick.

    好吧。可能是因為我擦了新口紅吧。

  • What do you... What do you think?

    你…你覺得看起來如何呀?

  • I really... I really love the color.

    我還蠻愛這顏色的。

  • I just love that like reds are so big this season.

    紅色在這季很流行呢!

  • I don't mean to be rude but... in your photos you're... a lot skinnier.

    我不想太失禮,可是…照片中的你…瘦多了。

  • You look kind of more voluptuous.

    你看起來好像比較肉感。

  • Maybe it's... maybe if I just turn this way?

    可能是角度問題吧? 如果從這邊看呢?

  • - No, I don't think so no. – No?

    - 不,我想不是這樣。 – 不是嗎?

  • Well, hey, different is good! Right, you know?

    嘿,有點變化總是好的!對吧?

  • Depends, yeah, I guess.

    呃…看情況吧!

  • Umm... so you clicked on my profile for a reason.

    嗯…所以,你點我頭貼是不是別有企圖呀。

  • Are you pregnant?

    你懷孕了?

  • No, I'm not. I'm not pregnant.

    沒啦!我才沒懷孕!

  • - You like to eat? – I do, I do. Yeah, yeah.

    - 你很愛吃吼?– 真的! 我超愛吃!

  • I have like a 13 course meal out.

    我一次都點 13 道菜!

  • Oh my god! That'd be great!

    哇!太好了!

  • I'm sorry you just seem very uncomfortable. Are you okay?

    不好意思,你看起來不自在,還好嗎?

  • Yeah no... I'm just a little agitated.

    呃⋯沒⋯我只是有點煩。

  • When you expect something to be some way, and it's not.

    當你期待的事物不是你預期的樣子。

  • This is me. It's all about you know what's inside, I think.

    這就是我!我覺得重點是內心吧。

  • Some people see it that way. Some... some people don't.

    不是所有人都這樣覺得。

  • I've been on Tinder for probably a month now, but I don't mean... you know, Tinder is not really my thing.

    我用 Tinde r快一個月了,可是現在我發現我對 Tinder 沒興趣了。

  • Oh okay, more of a match.com guy?

    噢,好吧,你比較喜歡 match.com?

  • Yeah I'm not... I'm not too sure about online dating anymore.

    不…我不再信任網路交友了!

  • - Oh... hmm. – Yeah.

    - 嗯… - 對。

  • I really don't appreciate people lying to me.

    我真的不喜歡別人騙我。

  • The dude just left.

    他就這樣走了耶。

  • It's really upsetting. I'm a little upset, I wasted gas and my time to come over here and... I can't do this.

    這感覺真差。我覺得有點煩,我浪費了我的油錢與時間,結果卻…我覺得我無法繼續下去。

  • I mean I feel really bad about this.

    這感覺真的很糟。

  • - I know you came out here and I came out here from Tinder and stuff. – yeah, yeah.

    - 我們因為 Tinder 特地來見彼此。 – 對呀!

  • But I'm... I'm actually married.

    但…其實我有老婆了。

  • So... thank you, though.

    呃…還是謝謝妳。

  • Uh... I need to use the restroom real quickly.

    欸…我去趟廁所,等等就回來。

  • - Oh yeah, oh yeah. – Do you know if there's one?

    - 好喔。 – 妳知道這裡有廁所嗎?

  • Actually umm... I think if you just go around the corner over here.

    嗯…大概在那個角落吧!

  • - I'll be back. – Okay great.

    - 等我一會。 – 好喔!

  • I think it's been like 15 minutes.

    他去有 15 分鐘了吧!

  • I don't think he's coming back.

    大概不會回來了!

  • So I have to admit I haven't been totally honest with you.

    我承認…我…我騙了你。

  • This is not... this is not actually me.

    這其實⋯其實不是真實的我⋯

  • I have on... I have on makeup and everything and this is actually a social experiment.

    我有⋯畫了點妝,整件事其實是個社會實驗。

  • - If you'll look there, and right there, and over there, – Oh man! -There are some cameras.

    - 你看那邊,還有那邊,還有那邊。 – 天呀! – 有好幾台相機!

  • Like you've been filming this? - I know! Isn't that crazy?

    你該不會一直都在拍吧? – 對!很瞎吧?

  • Hold on... hold on... so you're not fat?

    等等,所以妳不胖?

  • No.

    對,我不胖啦。

  • - Dude what? Wow! -But I have to tell you. You are the only one who stuck around, and was like, really sweet and really nice.

    - 什麼?– 我得說,你是唯一一個肯留在這陪我聊天,你人真的很好。

  • Thanks for staying.

    謝謝你留下來。

  • I... you know I like to be nice, you know.

    我…我喜歡給人面子,妳懂的。

  • - It's good! That four other guys they all pissed out. – Really?

    - 你很棒!其他四個都走人了。 – 真的?

  • I know. Isn't that crazy?

    對!很扯吧?

  • Hey, you know, that sucks to be them.

    遇到這種事,肯定不開心。

  • Hey, guys so we did the same exact experiment with the roles reversed.

    嗨!大家,我們還做了男女互換的影片。

  • Click here to find out what happens when a guy puts on a fat suit.

    點這邊來看帥哥穿上胖子裝,結果會如何?

  • Also, be sure to subscribe to our channel because we're going to put up some amazing videos and you don't want to miss them.

    請訂閱我們的頻道,我們會有超酷的影片更新,你絕不會想錯過!

  • See you next time.

    下次見囉!

What's up, player? A recent study has shown the number one fear for women dating online is that they're going to meet a serial killer.

嗨!各位觀眾,最近有個研究顯示,女生網路約會最怕遇到的第一名是遇見連環殺人魔。

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