No!

不

All right, that's it, you guys.

好了，就這樣，夥計們。

What happened out there?

外面發生了什麼事？

What?

什麼？

We took a walk, nothing happened.

我們出去走走，什麼也沒發生。

I came back with nothing all over me.

我回來時渾身上下什麼都沒有。

Come on, what happened, Joey? All right.

拜託 發生什麼事了 喬伊好吧

No!

不

Joey, we swore we'd never tell.

喬伊，我們發誓永遠不說出去。

They'll never understand.

他們永遠不會明白。

We have to say something.

我們必須說點什麼。

We have to get it out, it's eating me alive. Monica got stung by a jellyfish.

我們得把它弄出來，它要把我生吞活剝了。 莫妮卡被水母蜇了

All right!

好的

All right.

好的

I got stung.

我被蜇了

Stung bad.

刺痛感很強

I couldn't stand, I...

我無法忍受，我...

I couldn't walk.

我走不動了。

We were two miles from the house.

我們離房子有兩英里遠。

We were scared and alone.

我們很害怕，也很孤獨。

We didn't think we could make it.

我們認為自己做不到。

I was in too much pain.

我太痛苦了。

And I was tired from digging the huge hole. And then Joey remembered something.

挖了這麼大一個坑，我也累了。 這時喬伊想起了一件事

I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.

我在探索頻道上看到過這個東西。

Wait a minute, I saw that on the Discovery Channel.

等等，我在探索頻道上看到過。

Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you...

是的，關於水母和如果你...

Eww!

噁心

You peed on yourself?

你尿褲子了？

Eww!

噁心

You can't say that, you don't know!

你不能這麼說，你不知道！

I mean, I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain.

我是說，我以為我會疼得暈過去。

Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way.

總之，我試過了，但我彎不下去。

So...

所以...

Eww! That's right, I stepped up.

真噁心沒錯，我站了出來。

She's my friend and she needed help.

她是我的朋友，她需要幫助。

If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.

如果有必要，我願意在你們任何人身上撒尿。

Only, uh, I couldn't.

只是我做不到

I got the stage fright.

我怯場了

I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure.

我想幫忙，但壓力太大了。

So... so I, uh...

所以......所以我......

I turned to Chandler.

我轉向錢德勒。

Eww!

噁心

Eww!

噁心

Joey kept screaming at me. Do it now!

喬伊一直對我大喊大叫 現在就做

Do it!

動手吧

Do it!

動手吧

Do it now!

現在就做

Sometimes late at night, I can still hear the screaming.

有時在深夜，我還能聽到尖叫聲。

That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.

那是因為有時我只是隔著牆嚇唬你。