Skippity Riz.

Skippity Riz.

Did you say Skippity Riz?

你說 "跳跳瑞茲"？

I said Skippity.

我說 Skippity。

Oh, Skippity Riz.

哦，斯基皮提-瑞茲

Riz.

里茲

Try me.

試試看

Yo, let me cook though.

喲，還是讓我來做飯吧。

Who you think you are Gordon Ramsay?

你以為你是戈登-拉姆塞？

Your grades more cooked than a fucking fried chicken.

你的成績比他媽的炸雞還爛。

Yo chill, there are living here.

喲，別緊張，這裡住著人呢。

You won't be living in a minute.

你馬上就活不了了。

I told you not to mess with me, huh?

我告訴過你別惹我，是吧？

I thought 13 years in downtown China.

我以為在中國市中心待了 13 年。

I didn't swim all the way here for this.

我大老遠遊過來可不是為了這個。

Yo, he low-key ate though.

喲，他倒是吃得很低調。

Only thing he ate is McDonald's, huh?

他只吃了麥當勞，是吧？

You're fat.

你太胖了

I got double Riz.

我得到了雙倍的瑞茲。

Keep mewing and you unlock homeless Riz.

繼續喵喵叫，你就能解鎖無家可歸的瑞茲。

It's all right, I got Mad V-Bucks.

沒關係，我有 "瘋狂 V-Bucks"。

Fortnite, keep playing.

堡壘之夜，繼續玩。

It will be night-night for you.

對你來說，這將是個不眠之夜。

Can V-Bucks pay rent?

V-Bucks 可以支付房租嗎？

Where you live, Keltic Tower?

你住在哪裡，凱爾特塔？

You're nine years old.

你才九歲

Don't you have a job?

你沒有工作嗎？

Ew, that's negative aura.

Ew, that's negative aura.

Negative aura better than negative pora.

負光環勝過負茯苓。

You're rude, Harry.

你真粗魯 哈利

I can feel my brain cells making toast in the background.

我能感覺到我的腦細胞正在烤麵包。

You're not a wizard.

你不是巫師

You're not going to Mockwoods.

你不能去莫克伍茲

You're going to detention.

你將被拘留。

I'm somewhat of a YouTuber myself.

我自己也是一名優酷用戶。

Sir, I think you have ling-ma.

先生，我想你得了淋病。

I have sent you.

我已經給你發過去了。

It's pretty serious, actually.

事實上，這很嚴重。

What?

什麼？

What send you?

是什麼讓你來的？

Send you to jail, sir.

把你送進監獄，先生

Level 10 gear.

10 級裝備

Please gear yourself together, guys.

請大家振作起來，夥計們。

I don't know how to maxing, bro.

我不知道如何最大化，兄弟。

Try brain maxing.

試試大腦最大化。

Sir, I'm Kaisa now.

先生，我現在叫凱薩。

Wow, I almost just Kaisa shat myself.

哇，我差點就被凱薩嚇尿了。

I'm on edge streak.

我很緊張。

Justin, you're on the edge of unemployment.

賈斯汀，你正處在失業的邊緣。

I want a graham shake.

我想吃格拉漢姆奶昔

Yeah, I thought the menu sounds about right.

是的，我覺得菜單聽起來差不多。

How are you going to phantom tax my wife, though?

不過，你打算如何對我妻子進行幽靈稅？

Kyle, like how the milk phantom tax your dad.

凱爾，就像牛奶幽靈對你爸爸徵稅一樣。

For real, your beta is sending me to Ohio.

說真的，你的測試版要把我送到俄亥俄州去了。

I'm a blue-eyed white dragon, and I will send you to the shadow realm.

我是藍眼白龍，我會送你去陰影界。

Emotional damage!

精神損害！

Emotional damage?

情感傷害？

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Emotional damage.

精神損害。

Hey dad!

嘿，爸爸

Welcome back!

歡迎回來

How's the class?

課上得怎麼樣？

New students any good?

新學生好嗎？

Sigma mocked those Ohio betas with my skippity-double-you-risk.

西格瑪用我的 "雙倍風險"（skippity-double-you-risk）嘲笑那些俄亥俄州的賭徒。

Gooners be cooked when I find them taxed a million streaks in front of level 10 gyalibidongs.

當我發現 Gooners 在 10 級的 gyalibidongs 面前被徵稅一百萬條時，他們就完蛋了。

What the Sigma?

西格瑪是什麼？

As a content creator, a lot of my work takes place online.

作為一名內容創作者，我的很多工作都是在網上進行的。

And I have a lot of tabs open.

我打開了很多標籤頁。

So instead of spending all my time looking for where these tabs are, I use Opera Web Browser, which has introduced tabfulness, which is a state of no frustration no matter how many tabs you have.

是以，我使用 Opera 瀏覽器，而不是花所有時間去尋找這些標籤頁在哪裡，因為它引入了標籤全功能（tabfulness），即無論你有多少標籤頁，都不會感到沮喪。

In Opera Browser, related tabs are automatically grouped into tab islands.

在 Opera 瀏覽器中，相關的標籤頁會自動分組為標籤頁島。

You can change the way your apps appear by expanding or collapsing islands, or managing entire groups at once.

您可以通過展開或摺疊 "島 "來改變應用程序的顯示方式，或同時管理整個組。

Opera Web Browser comes with a built-in VPN and an ad blocker.

Opera Web 瀏覽器內置 VPN 和廣告攔截器。

Find the link in the description to get Opera Browser and never get lost in your tabs again.

找到說明中的鏈接，獲取 Opera 瀏覽器，再也不會在標籤頁中迷失方向了。

Sir, let him cook!

先生，讓他做飯吧！

This is a new low.

這是一個新低。

Oh sh**.

哦，該死

Wait, let me just...

等等，讓我...

Let me just display this.

讓我展示一下。

Let me just display the favor.

請允許我表示一下謝意。

Wait, these are two different teams.

等等，這是兩支不同的隊伍。

I'm going to get roasted in the audience, great.

我會在觀眾席上被烤焦的，太好了。

Why can't we just be friends?

為什麼我們就不能做朋友呢？

Megan will kill me.

梅根會殺了我的

Megan will kill you!

梅根會殺了你