Do you have anything that's really special?

你有什麼特別的東西嗎？

Not according to my high school guidance counselor.

我的高中輔導員可不是這麼說的。

I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beets, I want kale, and instead of broccoli, more kale.

我要一份蔬菜盤，但不要甜菜，我要羽衣甘藍，不要西蘭花，要更多的羽衣甘藍。

I want the veggies steamed, and instead of dressing, I want lemons.

我要蒸蔬菜，不要沙拉醬，我要檸檬。

Don't you need to write this down?

你不需要寫下來嗎？

I'm afraid if I start writing that down, it'll turn into a suicide note.

我擔心如果我開始寫下來，就會變成遺書。

I'm assuming this table's gonna have a lot more of those requests?

我猜這張桌子會有更多這樣的要求吧？

Mm-hmm.

嗯

Yes, I could tell by the hats.

是的，我從帽子上就能看出來。

Earl, I have something new I want you to try.

厄爾，我有個新東西想讓你試試。

That's the exact same scent that got me hooked on cocaine in the 80s.

正是這種氣味讓我在 80 年代迷上了可卡因。

It's my new cupcake flavor.

這是我的新紙杯蛋糕口味。

Delicious dark chocolate that ladies can't help but love.

美味的黑巧克力讓女士們愛不釋手。

I'm calling it the Earl.

我叫它伯爵。

I knew you got that right.

我就知道你說對了。

I'm here.

我在這裡

I was running late, so I decided to hail a cab, and then I remembered I didn't have any money on me.

我快遲到了，於是決定叫一輛計程車，但我突然想起身上沒帶錢。

And then I remembered I didn't have any money at all, so I walked the whole way here.

然後我想起來我一分錢都沒有，所以我就一路走過來了。

The apartment's three blocks away.

公寓就在三個街區外

Yes, I know.

是的，我知道。

Three blocks and 15 hola chicas away.

三個街區，15 個 "HOLA CHICAS"。

Well, you can't be late again.

你不能再遲到了

I'm already worried about me being late every month.

我已經開始擔心自己每個月都會遲到了。

On my way here, a homeless man asked me for money, and I told him that I usually always give, but that my father was indicted in a Ponzi scandal, and I've lost my family fortune in my Manhattan townhouse, so I've been sleeping on a couch in Brooklyn.

在來這裡的路上，一個流浪漢向我要錢，我告訴他，我通常都會給錢，但我父親因龐氏醜聞被起訴，我在曼哈頓的聯排別墅也失去了家產，所以我一直睡在布魯克林的沙發上。

But in spite of it all, I'm still optimistic that you and I will achieve success in our exciting new cupcake business venture.

儘管如此，我仍然樂觀地認為，你和我一定會在我們激動人心的紙杯蛋糕新事業中取得成功。

And look what he gave me.

看看他給了我什麼？

You took money from a homeless man?

你收了流浪漢的錢？

I prefer to think of Bob near the bridge as our first investor.

我更願意把橋附近的鮑勃看作是我們的第一位投資者。

Pick up.

領取。

Special sandwich.

特製三明治

I can think of even more special sandwich.

我還能想到更特別的三明治。

You, me, and a hot blonde giraffe.

你，我，還有一隻身材火辣的金髮長頸鹿。

Well, she recently lost her dignity, so you might have a shot.

她最近失去了尊嚴，所以你可能有機會。

Hello, today.

你好，今天。

I have name tag for you.

我為你準備了名牌。

Only your second day, and look, name tag already.

才第二天，你看，就有名牌了。

As new owner, I am killing it.

作為新主人，我非常喜歡它。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Oh, it says Carolyn.

哦，上面寫著卡羅琳。

It's Caroline.

是卡羅琳

With an E, I'm Caroline.

我叫卡羅琳。

As new owner, I am sucking it.

作為新車主，我正在吮吸它。

Just put it on.

穿上就行。

You can't tell an Asian he made a mistake.

你不能告訴亞洲人他犯了錯。

He'll go on the back and throw himself on a sword.

他會爬到後面，把自己扔到劍上。

Thank you, Mr. Lee.

謝謝你，李先生。

You may call me Han.

你可以叫我韓。

H-A-N.

H-A-N。

No trap in my name.

我的名字裡沒有陷阱。

I'm thinking we should take the first step in our new cupcake business by writing Max's Homemade Cupcakes up on the specials board.

我在想，我們應該在特價板上寫上 "麥克斯自制紙杯蛋糕"，為我們新的紙杯蛋糕生意邁出第一步。

No, I can't have my name up there.

不，我不能把我的名字寫在上面。

Everyone I owe money to thinks I live in Seattle.

每個欠我錢的人都以為我住在西雅圖。

Oh, we used to own Seattle.

哦，我們曾經擁有西雅圖。

Max, we've got to get the name out there.

麥克斯，我們得把這個名字傳出去。

Create a buzz.

製造轟動效應。