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  • - [sighs]

  • HAPPY SUNDAY, ESTHER.

  • - HAPPY SUNDAY, GEORGINA.

  • HOW WAS YOUR WEEK?

  • - OH, THE LORD IS WITH ME. - MM-HMM.

  • - BUT THE DEVIL,

  • HE GOT HIS HANDS ON MY GRANDNIECE GRACE.

  • - OH, NO. - MM-HMM.

  • OUT THERE SMOKING THE REEFER, DOING THE HANKY-PANKY WITH BOYS.

  • - NO, GEORGINA.

  • - OH, ESTHER, YOU KNOW

  • THAT I LOVE ALL THINGS THAT ARE GOOD AND HOLY.

  • - MM-HMM. - BUT IF HE DOESN'T LET GO

  • OF MY GRANDNIECE GRACE,

  • I'M GONNA CUT THE DEVIL'S DICK OFF

  • AND SHOVE IT IN HIS ASS.

  • - MM-HMM.

  • - WITH MY PRAYERS. - I KNOW YOU WILL, GEORGINA.

  • I KNOW YOU WILL.

  • - HOW WAS YOUR WEEK, GIRL?

  • - OH, YOU KNOW ME.

  • I'M BLESSED AND THANKFUL FOR EVERYTHING.

  • - MM-HMM. ALL RIGHT.

  • - BUT YOU KNOW MY GRANDSON JASON GOT HISSELF WRAPPED UP

  • IN THE LEATHERY CLAWS OF SATAN.

  • - NOT JASON. - HE GOT HISSELF ARRESTED

  • FOR THE SPRAY-PAINTING AND THE VANDALISM.

  • - OH, LORD.

  • - AND I TELL YOU, I NEVER

  • RAISE MY HAND IN ANGER,

  • BUT IF HE DON'T LET JASON GO,

  • I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT NIGGA SATAN IN THE NUTS SO HARD,

  • IT WIPE THE DICK-LICKING SMIRK OFF HIS HORNED-ASS FACE.

  • - MM-HMM.

  • - WITH MY PRAYERS. - AMEN.

  • I KNOW YOU WILL, ESTHER, I KNOW YOU WILL,

  • BUT ESTHER, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE, NOW.

  • - MMM, LET IT OUT.

  • - YOU KNOW, ESTHER,

  • THAT I HAVE FOUND SERENITY IN THE GLORY OF HEAVEN.

  • - YES.

  • - BUT MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBAND BERNARD HAS GOT HIMSELF WEDGED

  • BETWEEN THE CLEFT HOOVES OF LUCIFER HISSELF.

  • - MMM. - SHE OPENED UP

  • HIS LAPTOP COMPUTER

  • AND FOUND THE PORNOGRAPHY OF WOMEN.

  • - NOT THE PORNOGRAPHY OF WOMEN.

  • - ABSOLUTELY THE PORNOGRAPHY OF WOMEN.

  • - NOT ON THE LAPTOP COMPUTER.

  • - ON THE LAPTOP COMPUTER FOUND THE PORNOGRAPHY OF WOMEN.

  • - MMM.

  • - I AM A PACIFIST UNDER GOD'S REQUEST,

  • BUT IF HE DON'T LET GO OF BERNARD,

  • I'M GONNA SNEAK UP ON THAT BITCH-ASS LUCIFER

  • RIGHT IN THE MIDST OF HIS SLEEP TIME.

  • - OH. - AND THEN I'M GONNA SIT

  • ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S HEAD,

  • AND I'M GONNA SPREAD MY BOOTY CHEEKS ON THAT PIG'S FACE,

  • AND I'M GONNA JUST PUCKER UP MY STANK HOLE...

  • - WHOO.

  • - AND JUST TOOPS, TOOPS, TOOPS,

  • SCOOPS, BEDOOP-SCOOP-SCOOP-SKEDOOPS

  • UNTIL THAT NIGGA GOT A BROWN DOT ON HIS NOSE

  • THAT I CAN USE FOR TARGET PRACTICE.

  • SHA-PLOW!

  • - SHOOT THAT. - SHA-PLOW!

  • - SHOOT THAT! - SHA-PLOW!

  • - WHOO, SHOOT THAT NIGGA IN THE SHIT-NACK.

  • - WITH MY PRAYERS.

  • - WITH YOUR PRAYERS, OF COURSE, OF COURSE.

  • OH, GEORGINA, GEORGINA, GEORGINA.

  • - YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP?

  • - OH, I GOT NOTHING BUT FAITH IN GOD AND HEAVEN ABOVE,

  • BUT I TELL YOU, MY SON'S WIFE CRYSTAL,

  • SHE GOT HERSELF WRAPPED UP IN THE FIERY WINGS

  • OF MEPHISTOPHELES HISSELF.

  • - HERE WE GO.

  • - YOU KNOW, SHE GOT CAUGHT USING PROFANITY WITH HER OWN CHILDREN.

  • - WHAT? - AT THE DINNER TABLE.

  • - OH, LORD, CHILD, CHILD.

  • - GEORGINA DARLENE MARTIN!

  • OH, I HAVE NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR EVERY CREATURE ON THIS PLANET,

  • BUT IF HE DON'T LET MY DARLING CRYSTAL GO,

  • I'M GONNA FLIRT WITH THE DEVIL. - OH. OH.

  • - SHOW HIM A LITTLE BIT OF SHOULDER.

  • "HOW YOU DOIN'?"

  • HE GONNA START LOOKING AWAY, I'M GONNA START TWERKING.

  • START TWERKING, HE GONNA BE LIKE, "WHOO."

  • HE GONNA BE, HE GONNA BE DRAWN IN.

  • - MM-HMM.

  • - SEDUCE THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER.

  • GIVE HIM ONE OF THESE. "HI."

  • BATTING MY EYELASHES AT HIM.

  • THEN WHEN HE LEAST EXPECTS IT,

  • AND I GOT HIS TRUST, THAT'S WHEN I'M GONNA RIDE THAT NIGGA.

  • I'M GONNA GIVE HIM THE NIGHT OF HIS LIFE,

  • A NIGHT HE AIN'T NEVER GONNA FORGET.

  • - GO GET HIM. - I'M GONNA GIVE HIM THIS WAY.

  • I'M GONNA GIVE HIM THAT WAY.

  • AND THEN, RIGHT WHEN HE ABOUT TO CLIMAX,

  • THAT'S WHEN I'M GONNA CLENCH UP MY PUSSY

  • ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S RED DICK,

  • AND I'M GONNA SNAP THAT NIGGA COCK OFF WITH A DIVINE KEGEL.

  • - WELL, YOU GONNA SNAP THAT NIGGA DICK OFF.

  • - WHOO! - SNAP IT OFF! WHOO!

  • - WITH MY PRAYERS. - WITH YOUR PRAYERS.

  • WITH YOUR PRAYERS. - WITH MY PRAYERS.

  • - OF COURSE. WITH THE PRAYERS, YEAH.

  • BUT THAT'S RIGHT, GIRL. - YES.

  • - YOU GO GET HIM, ESTHER! - YES!

  • - FUCK SATAN! - FUCK HIM!

  • - FUCK HIM IN THE--

  • - WHA--WHAT'S HAPPENING, GEORGINA?

  • - [deep voice] GEORGINA ISN'T HERE ANYMORE.

  • [maniacal laugh]

  • IT IS I, SATAN.

  • - AH!

  • [blows landing]

  • - [normal voice] AH! NO, ESTHER!

  • I'M IN HERE, THOUGH! - OH!

  • - I'M KICKING THIS NIGGA'S ASS.

  • - YEAH! [blows landing]

  • - [deep voice] OH, HELP ME. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

  • I CA--CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS BITCH.

  • - OH, GET HIM, GEORGINA! GET HIM!

  • - [normal voice] I STUCK A SAFETY PIN

  • IN THIS NIGGA'S URETHRA.

  • - OOH! - [deep voice] OWW!

  • FUCK! THAT HURTS!

  • [normal voice] RIGHT NOW I GOT HIS DICK

  • IN MY HANDS LIKE A OLD RAG.

  • I'M WRINGING OUT! I'M WRINGING IT OUT!

  • - OH, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT.

  • I WANT A PIECE OF HIM, YES.

  • TAG ME IN.

  • [groans]

  • [gasps]

  • [deep voice] WHO IS THIS CRAZY BITCH, NOW?

  • [normal voice] AH, IT'S ME, MOTHERFUCKER!

  • YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BITCH! [laughs]

  • - SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER! - THAT'S RIGHT.

  • I'M ON TOP OF YOU. I'M ON TOP OF HIM.

  • [deep voice] WHAT'S GOING ON?

  • THIS FEELS GOOD. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

  • [normal voice] OH, YOU'LL SEE IN A SECOND,

  • MOTHERFUCKER. - JUST WAIT, MOTHERFUCKER.

  • - [deep voice] OH, I'M WAITING, BUT OH, HERE I CUM.

  • HERE I CUM.

  • [normal voice] HERE YOU GO, HA!

  • GRABBED IT! SNAP!

  • - OOH! - OOH, I GOT HIM GOOD.

  • [deep voice] I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY.

  • I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY.

  • - TOO LATE NOW. TOO LATE NOW, SATAN.

  • OH, SHH. WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO.

  • - [normal voice] OH, YEAH, LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

  • - WE DON'T WANT TO DISTURB THE SERVICE.

  • - OOH, I GOT A HOLD OF HIM.

  • I'M GONNA--WE GONNA GO MEDIEVAL ON HIS ASS.

  • [deep voice] NO, NO! OH, LORDY! I CAN'T TAKE IT.

  • I CAN'T TAKE IT.

  • [normal voice] GET OVER HERE, MISTER.

  • [deep voice] PLEASE, PLEASE!

  • GET THESE CRAZY BITCHES OFF OF ME.

  • JESUS CHRIST IS MY PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR, I SWEAR.

  • - YOU'RE TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW.

- [sighs]

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未刪減 - 關鍵和皮爾 - 喬治娜和以斯帖和撒旦。 (Uncensored - Key & Peele – Georgina and Esther and Satan)

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