One, two!

一 二

One, two!

一 二

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

哇，哇，哇

What's going on?

怎麼了？

Dude, what are you doing?

老兄，你在幹什麼？

Sorry, pay attention, man.

對不起，請注意，夥計。

One, two.

一 二

You guys, guess what happened just now.

你們猜猜剛才發生了什麼？

You stopped throwing, canoe started spinning.

你停止投擲，獨木舟開始旋轉。

Nope, I matched this amazing girl on an online dating site.

不，我在一個在線交友網站上認識了一個很棒的女孩。

She's French, like the kissing.

她是法國人，喜歡接吻。

Stop talking, we're gonna sink.

別說了，我們要沉下去了

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

One, two.

一 二

All right, we're almost there, guys.

好了，我們快到了，夥計們。

One, two.

一 二

One, two.

一 二

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

哇，哇，哇

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不！

You drowned!

你淹死了

No!

不

No!

不

Yes!

是的！

I can't believe this!

我真不敢相信！

Celine messaged me!

席琳給我發了消息！

She messaged me!

她給我發了消息！

Look!

你看

Whoa!

哇哦

Dude, congratulations!

老兄，祝賀你！

You finally did it, man!

你終於做到了

Oh, shucks.

哦，糟糕。

What will you do in France?

你在法國會做什麼？

I don't know, but it's going to be the most romantic experience of my life.

我不知道，但這將是我一生中最浪漫的經歷。

So, what'd she say?

她怎麼說？

Oh.

哦。

She says hi.

她向你問好

Well, say something.

那就說點什麼吧

Uh, what do I say?

我該怎麼說？

Start with a joke.

從笑話開始

I don't know any jokes.

我不知道任何笑話。

Okay, here, here, here, I got one.

好了，這裡，這裡，這裡，我有一個。

Why do French people eat snails?

法國人為什麼吃蝸牛？

Um, okay.

好吧

Because they don't like fast food.

因為他們不喜歡快餐。

Ha, that's a good one.

哈，說得好。

Whoa!

哇哦

She likes it!

她喜歡

She likes it!

她喜歡

Man, she sounds like a cool lady.

夥計，聽起來她是個很酷的女士。

You're totally in!

你完全可以加入！

Okay, okay, now what?

好吧，好吧，現在怎麼辦？

Throw in some thingies.

扔一些小玩意兒。

Thingies?

薄片？

Yeah, you know, the shapes and stuff, you know?

是啊，你知道，形狀什麼的，你知道嗎？

Iceberg's got this.

冰山能搞定

You're welcome.

不客氣。

Ooh!

哦

She thinks I'm cute!

她覺得我很可愛

Woo-hoo-hoo!

嗚--嗚--嗚

Oh, we did it!

哦，我們做到了！

You write me in Paris, okay?

你在巴黎給我寫信，好嗎？

I will, brother!

我會的，兄弟

Uh, guys, she's asking me what my job is.

呃，夥計們，她在問我的工作是什麼。

She's going to hate me if I tell her that I don't really do anything!

如果我告訴她我什麼都沒做，她會恨死我的！

You don't tell her that, man.

你不能告訴她，夥計。

Help me!

幫幫我

All right, let me do this for you.

好吧，讓我來幫你。

Hey, where are you going?

嘿，你要去哪兒？

French people love art!

法國人熱愛藝術！

What?

什麼？

Stop!

停下！

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

No, don't send it!

不，不要發！

Stop!

停下！