The curse is broken!

詛咒被打破了

I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive.

我給所有認識的人都打了電話，他們都還活著。

Huh.

咦？

What?

什麼？

Ugly naked guy looks awfully still.

醜陋的裸男看起來一動不動。

Oh my God, I killed him.

天啊，我殺了他

I killed another one.

我又殺了一個

And this curse is getting stronger, too.

這種詛咒也越來越強烈。

To bring down something that big?

讓那麼大的東西倒下？

Maybe he's just taking a nap.

也許他只是打個盹。

I'm telling you, he hasn't moved since this morning.

我告訴你，他從今天早上開始就沒動過。

We should call somebody.

我們應該打電話找人

And tell them what?

告訴他們什麼？

That the naked guy we stare at all the time isn't moving?

我們一直盯著的那個裸男不動了？

No, we've got to find out if he's alive.

不，我們得弄清楚他是否還活著。

Yeah, but how are we going to do that?

是的，但我們該怎麼做呢？

There's no way.

不可能

Well, there is one way.

有一個辦法

His window's open.

他的窗戶開著

I say we poke him.

我說我們戳他。

Hey.

嘿。

You know how we save all those chopsticks for no reason when we get Chinese food?

你知道我們在吃中餐的時候，會無緣無故地把筷子留著嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Well, now we've got a reason.

現在我們有理由了。

What?

什麼？

Well, we're fashioning a very long poking device.

我們正在製作一個很長的戳穿裝置。

All right, now remember, something this big and long is going to be very difficult to maneuver.

好了，記住，這麼大這麼長的東西是很難操控的。

Fortunately, I have a lot of experience in that area.

幸運的是，我在這方面有著豐富的經驗。

Can we please focus here?

我們能把注意力集中在這裡嗎？

A naked man's life hangs in the balance.

一個赤身裸體的男人命懸一線。

I'm telling you, he's dead.

我告訴你，他已經死了。

What we're about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.

我們即將看到的是一個死在棍子上的胖子。

All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke.

好了，女士們先生們，我們開始吧。

Steady.

穩定。

Steady.

穩定。

Okay, a little higher.

好吧，再高一點。

Careful of the angle.

注意角度。

Okay, okay.

好吧 好吧

We're approaching the window.

我們正在靠近窗戶

Thread the needle.

穿針引線

Thread the needle.

穿針引線

He's alive!

他還活著

He's alive!

他還活著

And yet we're still poking him.

但我們還是在戳他。

Okay, retract the device.

好了，收回裝置。

Retract the device.

收回設備。

He does not look happy.

他看起來並不高興。

Hey, hey!

嘿，嘿

Now he's showing us his poking device.

現在，他向我們展示了他的戳戳器。

Hey, that's never going to make it all the way over here, buddy.

嘿，那是不可能傳到這裡來的，夥計。

You

你