I think she's kind of cute, and I hope she likes me back.

我覺得她挺可愛的，希望她也喜歡我。

And one of the reasons I love this show is because it allows me to talk about so many of my personal interests.

我喜歡這個節目的原因之一是，它讓我可以談論我的許多個人興趣。

Science, politics, the rehydrating boost of Mountain Dew Kickstart.

科學、政治、Mountain Dew Kickstart 的補水功效。

But sometimes, I long to talk about something deeper with another deep person.

但有時，我渴望與另一個有深度的人談論更深層次的東西。

And when I get the urge to scratch my deep itch or my ditch, if you will,

如果你願意的話，當我有撓癢癢的衝動時，或者說是撓溝渠的衝動時、

I like to ask big questions with even bigger stars.

我喜歡和更大的明星一起問大問題。

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Man, it's such a beautiful night.

夥計，今晚真美。

I just love listening to all those frogs.

我就是喜歡聽這些青蛙的叫聲。

Aww!

啊

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Whoa!

哇哦

Yeah.

是啊

What a nice night.

多麼美好的夜晚

Hmm.

嗯

Yeah.

是啊

Yep.

是的。

Yeah, thank you, Steven.

是啊，謝謝你，史蒂芬。

I love listening to you, too.

我也喜歡聽你說話。

Hmm.

嗯

Hey, Kermit.

嘿，柯密特

Yep.

是的。

You ever wonder...

你有沒有想過...

Yep.

是的。

...why we're here?

......我們為什麼在這裡？

Oh, well, I think it's because your people reached out to my agent.

哦，我想是因為你們的人聯繫了我的經紀人。

Pretty sure about that.

非常確定。

Yeah.

是啊

Hey, Kermit the Frog.

嘿，柯密特蛙

Yeah, Steven, the person?

是的，史蒂芬，那個人？

We got a time machine.

我們有時光機

You can go back.

你可以回去了。

What would you tell your childhood self?

你想對童年的自己說些什麼？

I'd say, uh, just wait.

我想說，呃，等等吧。

You're gonna love it when you grow your legs.

當你長出雙腿時，你會愛上它的。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Yeah.

是啊

I bet that really comes as a surprise.

我敢打賭，這真的會讓你大吃一驚。

Pretty tough when your tail falls off.

當你的尾巴掉下來的時候，可就不好受了。

Yeah.

是啊

Yep.

是的。

Kermit, do you mind if I ask you something, man-to-frog?

柯密特，你介意我問你點事嗎，人對青蛙？

Sure, sure, buddy.

當然，當然，夥計。

Sure.

當然。

Sure.

當然。

Do you think it's truly better to give than to receive?

你認為施比受真的更好嗎？

Uh, yeah, unless it's, like, a high-five, and then everybody wins.

嗯，是的，除非是擊掌，那樣大家都贏了。

You know what I'm saying?

你知道我在說什麼嗎？

Give me one.

給我一個

Let's give it a shot.

讓我們試一試。

Give me one.

給我一個

You're gonna have to hit me, pal.

你得打我，夥計。

How's that?

怎麼樣？

I think we made that work.

我想我們做到了。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

What's the biggest number you can think of?

你能想到的最大數字是多少？

Oh.

哦。

Hmm.

嗯

Eight.

8.

Yeah.

是啊

Just eight?

只有八個？

Well, listen, pal, you haven't seen it in person.

好吧，聽著，夥計，你還沒親眼見過。

It's huge.

它是巨大的。

Hey, Steven, what's your biggest regret?

嘿，史蒂芬，你最大的遺憾是什麼？

Oh, that's not inventing suitcase wheels.

哦，那可不是發明行李箱輪子。

Oh, I know, right?

哦，我知道，對吧？

Right?

對不對？

It was right in front of us the whole time.

它一直就在我們面前。

Yeah, dragging.

是的，拖著。

Why were we dragging them?

我們為什麼要拖著他們？

I don't understand.

我不明白。

On the curb, yeah.

在路邊

Could have made a lot of money.

本來可以賺很多錢。

Yep.

是的。

A lot of green.

很多綠色

Couple wheels.

兩個輪子

Yeah.

是啊

Hey, listen, Steven, do you ever think about how statistically, of course, we are breathing the very same air molecules that Albert Einstein once breathed?

嘿，聽著，斯蒂芬，你有沒有想過，從統計學的角度來看，我們呼吸的空氣分子和愛因斯坦曾經呼吸的空氣分子是一樣的嗎？

Ah.

啊。

I was wondering what that smell was.

我想知道那是什麼味道。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。

I mean, it's not like it's bad.

我的意思是，它並不壞。

It's just like an old dusty book or something.

它就像一本塵封的舊書或其他什麼東西。

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

哦，是的，是的，是的。

Yeah.

是啊

Hey, Kerm.

嘿，柯姆

Yeah, Steve-arino.

是的，史蒂夫-阿里諾

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

一隻手鼓掌的聲音是什麼？

Hmm.

嗯

Well, I figure it's something like this.

我想是這樣的

You know?

你知道嗎？

Hear that?

聽到了嗎？

I can't hear you over your hand.

你的手讓我聽不見。

I can't.

我做不到

I can't.

我做不到

You have to.

你必須這樣做。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah, good point.

是啊，說得好。

Hey, Steven, what is it that makes you you?

嘿，史蒂芬，是什麼造就了你？

I think it's 12 riders and two hours of makeup.

我想這需要 12 名騎手和兩個小時的化妝時間。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Hey, Kermit.

嘿，柯密特

Yeah, buddy.

是啊 夥計

Do you think money can buy happiness?

你認為金錢能買來幸福嗎？

Oh, I sure hope not.

哦，我當然希望不會。

You're talking to a guy who doesn't have any pockets.

你在跟一個沒有口袋的人說話。

Or might I point out pants.

或者我可以指出褲子。

True.

沒錯。

True.

沒錯。

Yeah, something like that.

是啊，差不多吧

Hey, you know what?

嘿，你知道嗎？

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

一個人要走過多少條路才能稱其為 "人"？

Oh, that's simple.

哦，這很簡單。

To get to the other side.

去另一邊

Oh.

哦。

That's profound.

真是意味深長。

Wow.

哇

Kermit.

柯密特

Yep.

是的。

What's your biggest regret?

你最大的遺憾是什麼？

Ooh, signing up for high school biology class.

哦，報名上高中生物課。

Yeah.

是啊

Tough.

很堅強

Yeah.

是啊

Woo.

Woo.

Yeah.

是啊

Makes me want to crash my legs again.

讓我又想撞斷腿了。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

It's tough.

這很難。

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Kermit, do you think we have free will?

柯密特，你認為我們有自由意志嗎？

Or is there someone controlling our every movement?

還是有人控制著我們的一舉一動？

Um.

嗯。

Gee.

Gee.

Um.

嗯。

I guess I never thought about it.

我想我從沒想過這個問題。

Yeah.

是啊

I guess I never thought about it.

我想我從沒想過這個問題。

Hey, Steven.

嘿 史蒂芬

Yeah, Kermit.

對，柯密特

Do you ever feel like we're being watched?

你有沒有覺得我們被監視著？

I certainly hope so.

我當然希望如此。

After all, I'm on television.

畢竟，我上電視了。

Yeah.

是啊

And so are the Muppets.

布偶團也是如此。

That's right.

這就對了。

The Muppets, Tuesdays at 8.30 on ABC.

布偶團》，每週二 8.30 在美國廣播公司播出。

The great Kermit the Frog, everybody.

偉大的柯密特蛙，各位。

Yeah.

是啊

Bye.

再見。

Bye.

再見。