Think about it, Panda, you know those 50 million views had at least one girl in there.

想想吧，熊貓，你知道那 5000 萬次觀看中至少有一個女孩。

Mmm, internet ladies.

嗯，網絡女士們。

And think of all the internet glory you could bask in.

想想你在互聯網上的榮耀吧。

Ice Bear enjoys basking.

冰熊喜歡晒太陽。

Alright, pause it!

好吧，暫停！

Wait, what is this? We never do this.

等等，這是什麼？我們從不這麼做

Just go with it.

順其自然吧。

Okay, on three. One, two, three.

好，數到三一 二 三

Internet famous!

互聯網名家！

Let me finish my breakfast first.

讓我先把早餐吃完。

Whoa, hey, too close.

哇，嘿，太近了

Yeah, looking good, bro.

是啊，看起來不錯，兄弟。

Why do I have to wear toilet paper on my head?

為什麼我要把衛生紙戴在頭上？

Action!

行動！

Oh, oh, where?

哦，哦，在哪裡？

Project.

項目。

Oh, oh, where am I? I am a lost baby.

哦，哦，我在哪兒？我是一個迷路的嬰兒。

Look for mom.

找媽媽

Mom?

媽媽？

Mom?

媽媽？

Good.

很好。

Mom?

媽媽？

Are you in there?

你在裡面嗎？

Here's your bottle.

這是你的瓶子

Try to get up.

試著站起來。

It's not my fault I was born round.

我生下來就是圓的，這不是我的錯。

Goodnight, baby.

晚安，寶貝

Woo!

Woo！

Alright, quit. Take the camera.

好吧，退出。拿著相機

Okay.

好的

Am I in frame?

我在畫面中嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Alright, quit. Take the camera.

好吧，退出。拿著相機

Okay.

好的

Am I in frame?

我在畫面中嗎？

Good.

很好。

Wow, look at this cute small box!

哇，看看這個可愛的小盒子！

Would it not be cute if I were to sit in it?

如果我坐在裡面，會不會很可愛？

Did you get that?

你聽到了嗎？

Okay, switch!

好，換人

Perfect!

太完美了

Cutest video ever.

史上最可愛的視頻

Hashtag righteous.

正義的標籤

Hashtag holla.

Hashtag holla.

Hashtag panda single.

標籤熊貓單曲。

Hashtag ice bear for president.

標籤冰熊競選總統

It's public.

這是公開的。

Alright, step back.

好了，退後。

Let it breathe, guys.

讓它呼吸，夥計們。

I gotta refresh!

我得刷新一下！

Nothing.

什麼都沒有

Oh, that's cool.

哦，這很酷。

That's cool.

太酷了

I mean, it's only been a minute, right?

我是說，才過了一分鐘，對吧？

Yeah, you guys can go.

你們可以走了

I'm just gonna hang here and wait till we get more friend, I mean hits.

我就在這裡等著，直到我們有更多的朋友，我是說命中率。

Hey, Grizz, how did we do?

嘿，格里茲，我們做得怎麼樣？

No, and they're at all for me to be happy about.

不，我一點都不高興。

What's that, Grizz?

那是什麼，格里茲？

Comfort me.

安慰我

A memey-con!

一個 memey-con！

Memey?

梅米？

Meme.

備忘錄。

A meme-con!

一個meme-con！

Internet celebs.

網絡名人

Meme tryouts.

備忘錄選拔賽。

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Chips.

芯片

Tryouts judged by Nom Nom himself?

由 Nom Nom 親自評判選拔賽？

We're goin'.

我們走

Wow.

哇

Look at all the internet celebrities here.

看看這裡所有的網絡名人。

Sign it, Porkins.

簽字吧，波金斯

Right here, Porkins.

就在這裡，波金斯

Right here, Porkins.

就在這裡，波金斯

Sign here!

在此簽名

I didn't think so many people would be competing.

我沒想到會有這麼多人参賽。

Ice Bear should have trained before coming.

冰熊應該在來之前接受過訓練。

No sweat, brothers.

沒問題，兄弟們。

They got nothing on us.

他們拿我們沒辦法。

Now, let's get in there.

現在，我們進去吧

Excuse me.

打擾一下

Hello, my name is Grizzly.

你好，我叫灰熊。

We're here to be internet famous.

我們在這裡是為了成為網絡名人。

All right.

好的

Whenever you're ready.

只要你準備好了

Okay, guys.

好了 夥計們

Just like we rehearsed.

就像我們排練的那樣

We didn't rehearse anything.

我們什麼都沒排練。

Whoa!

哇哦

Oh, where am I?

哦，我這是在哪？

You promised you'd never do this again.

你答應過不再這麼做的

I'm a lost baby.

我是個迷路的孩子

How I wish there was a small box.

我多麼希望有一個小盒子。

For me.

對我來說

Eh.

誒。

Huh.

咦？

Judges?

法官？

Oh, look at his little drools.

哦，看看他的小口水。

Sorry, boys.

對不起，孩子們。

That's a resounding no.

這是一個響亮的 "不 "字。

Wait.

等等。

What?

什麼？

Thank you.

謝謝。

Wait.

等等。

Wait.

等等。

Hold on.

等一下

I have questions.

我有問題。

Oh.

哦。

Excuse me.

打擾一下

Oh, bad.

哦，糟糕。

I guess it's allergy season.

我猜現在是過敏季節。

Dude, that was the cutest sneeze ever.

老兄，這噴嚏打得太可愛了。

Stop saying that I'm cute.

別再說我可愛了

Oh, bless you.

哦，祝福你

That was such a cute sneeze.

噴嚏打得真可愛

Oh.

哦。

Panda sneeze.

熊貓打噴嚏

Cute.

真可愛

Stop.

停下。

I'm not cute.

我不可愛

You think that was cute?

你覺得這很可愛嗎？

Oh, come on, man.

得了吧

I'm not cute.

我不可愛

That was adorable.

太可愛了

Let me see.

讓我看看

Let me see.

讓我看看

Oh, man.

天啊

That's the cutest thing ever.

這是有史以來最可愛的事情了。

Did that work?

有用嗎？

Panda.

熊貓

Panda, you gotta see this.

熊貓，你得看看這個。

Oh, sorry, dude.

哦，對不起，老兄。

Panda.

熊貓

The achoo.

achoo。

The sneeze.

打噴嚏

They filmed it.

他們拍下來了

Huh?

啊？

It's huge.

它是巨大的。

It's trending all over the internet.

互聯網上到處都在流行這個話題。

People think you're the cutest thing ever.

人們認為你是最可愛的。

Ice Bear is proud of you.

冰熊為你驕傲

I don't want to be the cutest thing on the internet.

我不想成為互聯網上最可愛的人。

I don't want to be known for this.

我不想是以而出名。

This isn't who I am.

我不是這樣的人

Huh?

啊？

Yeah, of course Panda will come take photos and sign my autographs.

是啊，熊貓當然會來給我拍照和簽名。

Okay, thanks.

好的，謝謝。

Bye.

再見。

Panda, you're going to be the most famous, cutest bear ever.

熊貓，你將成為有史以來最著名、最可愛的熊。

You're even looking healthier.

你甚至看起來更健康了。

The world must see the new Pan Pan.

世界必須看到新的潘潘。

Wait, what?

等等，什麼？

First day of my 20 day cleanse.

我 20 天清腸期的第一天。

Going to be cuter than ever.

會比以前更可愛

Hashtag.

Hashtag.

You're welcome.

不客氣。

Why?

為什麼？

Huh?

啊？

22 likes?

22 個贊？

I've never had 22 likes before.

我從來沒有過 22 個贊。

And so it begins.

就這樣開始了。

I told you this cleanse was a great idea.

我跟你說過，這次清腸是個好主意。

I guess you're right.

我想你是對的。

Whoa.

哇哦

My new photo just got 32 likes.

我的新照片剛剛獲得了 32 個贊。

I've never got so much attention in all my life.

我這輩子從沒受到過這麼多關注。

What?

什麼？

Can you believe it?

你能相信嗎？

I got 100 likes.

我得到了 100 個贊。

And it keeps going.

而且還在繼續。

People are super supportive, see?

大家都非常支持我，看到了嗎？

Ah, just give me some space, dude.

啊，給我點空間，老兄。

I cannot deal with this right now.

我現在無法處理這個問題。

I'm sorry about that.

對此我很抱歉。

I'm actually really happy for you.

我真的為你感到高興。

I'm just not as strong as I thought I was.

我只是沒有想象中那麼堅強。

You gotta fully commit to this cleansing lifestyle, big bro.

你必須全身心地投入到這種清潔生活方式中，大兄弟。

Just like me.

就像我一樣

You're even looking healthier.

你甚至看起來更健康了。

The world must see the new Grizz.

世界必須看到新灰熊。

Perfect.

太完美了

Not what it looks like.

不是看起來那樣

This is just a momentary lapse.

這只是一時疏忽。

I'm only licking it.

我只是舔舔而已。

I didn't...

我沒有...

What about this?

這個怎麼樣？

Is this all a lie?

這一切都是謊言嗎？

Grizz, you don't understand.

格里茲，你不明白。

The pressure of my followers.

追隨者的壓力

I'm a symbol.

我是一個象徵。

Don't you see?

你還不明白嗎？

What are you doing?

你在幹什麼？

I am the bringer of justice, little bro.

我是正義的使者，小兄弟。

What are you gonna do?

你打算怎麼辦？

I'm going to post it.

我要把它貼出來。

My followers!

我的追隨者

People will see the light of truth.

人們將看到真理的光芒。

Okay.

好的

Um, you okay, bud?

你還好嗎？

I accidentally posted it.

我不小心貼上去的。

I guess it's over.

我想一切都結束了。

And I've been looking for someone

我一直在尋找一個人

Who sees underneath it all

誰能洞察一切

We're still young, so let's see

我們還年輕，讓我們拭目以待

Ice cream forever

永遠的冰淇淋

This is crazy, but I'm gonna say it

這太瘋狂了，但我還是要說

I'm beginning to think you're just right

我開始覺得你是對的

We're already dreaming of the last

我們已經開始憧憬最後的

Maybe we risk it all

也許我們都在冒險

I'm beginning, beginning

我開始了，開始了

To look like just my type

看起來就是我喜歡的類型

So gather, we ditch the party

是以，我們聚集在一起，放棄了聚會

Just my style

我的風格

Cruisin' Glendale, baby

巡遊格倫代爾，寶貝

Go on the swings

盪鞦韆

You're kinda pretty

你還挺漂亮的

That was your winning line

這是你的制勝法寶

It's sublime

它是崇高的

And the time...

時間...

Sup, man?

怎麼了？

So that's what those chips were.

原來這就是那些芯片。

What up, internet?

怎麼樣，互聯網？

Who embraces it all

擁抱一切的人

We're still young, so let's see

我們還年輕，讓我們拭目以待

After midnight

午夜過後

It's weird, but I'm gonna say it

這很奇怪，但我還是要說

I'm beginning to think you're just right

我開始覺得你是對的

We're already dreaming of the last

我們已經開始憧憬最後的

Maybe we risk it all

也許我們都在冒險

Hey, man, you done yet?

嘿，夥計，你好了嗎？

No?

不是嗎？

Sure!

當然！

To look like

要像

Just my type

正是我喜歡的類型

Uh, whoo!

呃，喔

Ha!

哈

Okay, hello, internet!

好吧，你好，互聯網！

My name is Grizz, and I'm here to teach you some sweet moves!

我叫格里茲，我來教你們一些漂亮的動作！

Okay, play, and here we go!

好了，開始吧

Come on, now throw your hands up

來吧，舉起手來

Drum up now

立即鼓掌

And turn yourself around

讓自己轉過身來

And step to the left

向左轉

Step to the right

向右轉

Now shake your thing

現在搖動你的東西

Put your back fire out

熄滅背火

Now booty pop and drop

Now booty pop and drop

Everybody swizzy swazz, y'all

每個人都在盪鞦韆

Time to kick the juice

該喝果汁了

Kick a little harder

踢得再用力一點

Uh, okay

呃，好吧

Even harder, y'all

更難了，你們

Hey, bro, Panda and I are gonna head out and get that new video game.

嘿，兄弟，我和熊貓要去買新遊戲機了。

We'll be back in a couple hours!

我們幾小時後回來！

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