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We're gonna make viral videos so we can become internet famous!
我們要製作病毒視頻,這樣就能成為網絡名人!
Think about it, Panda, you know those 50 million views had at least one girl in there.
想想吧,熊貓,你知道那 5000 萬次觀看中至少有一個女孩。
Mmm, internet ladies.
嗯,網絡女士們。
And think of all the internet glory you could bask in.
想想你在互聯網上的榮耀吧。
Ice Bear enjoys basking.
冰熊喜歡晒太陽。
Alright, pause it!
好吧,暫停!
Wait, what is this? We never do this.
等等,這是什麼?我們從不這麼做
Just go with it.
順其自然吧。
Okay, on three. One, two, three.
好,數到三一 二 三
Internet famous!
互聯網名家!
Let me finish my breakfast first.
讓我先把早餐吃完。
Whoa, hey, too close.
哇,嘿,太近了
Yeah, looking good, bro.
是啊,看起來不錯,兄弟。
Why do I have to wear toilet paper on my head?
為什麼我要把衛生紙戴在頭上?
Action!
行動!
Oh, oh, where?
哦,哦,在哪裡?
Project.
項目。
Oh, oh, where am I? I am a lost baby.
哦,哦,我在哪兒?我是一個迷路的嬰兒。
Look for mom.
找媽媽
Mom?
媽媽?
Mom?
媽媽?
Good.
很好。
Mom?
媽媽?
Are you in there?
你在裡面嗎?
Here's your bottle.
這是你的瓶子
Try to get up.
試著站起來。
It's not my fault I was born round.
我生下來就是圓的,這不是我的錯。
Goodnight, baby.
晚安,寶貝
Woo!
Woo!
Alright, quit. Take the camera.
好吧,退出。拿著相機
Okay.
好的
Am I in frame?
我在畫面中嗎?
Yes.
是的。
Alright, quit. Take the camera.
好吧,退出。拿著相機
Okay.
好的
Am I in frame?
我在畫面中嗎?
Good.
很好。
Wow, look at this cute small box!
哇,看看這個可愛的小盒子!
Would it not be cute if I were to sit in it?
如果我坐在裡面,會不會很可愛?
Did you get that?
你聽到了嗎?
Okay, switch!
好,換人
Perfect!
太完美了
Cutest video ever.
史上最可愛的視頻
Hashtag righteous.
正義的標籤
Hashtag holla.
Hashtag holla.
Hashtag panda single.
標籤熊貓單曲。
Hashtag ice bear for president.
標籤冰熊競選總統
It's public.
這是公開的。
Alright, step back.
好了,退後。
Let it breathe, guys.
讓它呼吸,夥計們。
I gotta refresh!
我得刷新一下!
Nothing.
什麼都沒有
Oh, that's cool.
哦,這很酷。
That's cool.
太酷了
I mean, it's only been a minute, right?
我是說,才過了一分鐘,對吧?
Yeah, you guys can go.
你們可以走了
I'm just gonna hang here and wait till we get more friend, I mean hits.
我就在這裡等著,直到我們有更多的朋友,我是說命中率。
Hey, Grizz, how did we do?
嘿,格里茲,我們做得怎麼樣?
No, and they're at all for me to be happy about.
不,我一點都不高興。
What's that, Grizz?
那是什麼,格里茲?
Comfort me.
安慰我
A memey-con!
一個 memey-con!
Memey?
梅米?
Meme.
備忘錄。
A meme-con!
一個meme-con!
Internet celebs.
網絡名人
Meme tryouts.
備忘錄選拔賽。
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Chips.
芯片
Tryouts judged by Nom Nom himself?
由 Nom Nom 親自評判選拔賽?
We're goin'.
我們走
Wow.
哇
Look at all the internet celebrities here.
看看這裡所有的網絡名人。
Sign it, Porkins.
簽字吧,波金斯
Right here, Porkins.
就在這裡,波金斯
Right here, Porkins.
就在這裡,波金斯
Sign here!
在此簽名
I didn't think so many people would be competing.
我沒想到會有這麼多人参賽。
Ice Bear should have trained before coming.
冰熊應該在來之前接受過訓練。
No sweat, brothers.
沒問題,兄弟們。
They got nothing on us.
他們拿我們沒辦法。
Now, let's get in there.
現在,我們進去吧
Excuse me.
打擾一下
Hello, my name is Grizzly.
你好,我叫灰熊。
We're here to be internet famous.
我們在這裡是為了成為網絡名人。
All right.
好的
Whenever you're ready.
只要你準備好了
Okay, guys.
好了 夥計們
Just like we rehearsed.
就像我們排練的那樣
We didn't rehearse anything.
我們什麼都沒排練。
Whoa!
哇哦
Oh, where am I?
哦,我這是在哪?
You promised you'd never do this again.
你答應過不再這麼做的
I'm a lost baby.
我是個迷路的孩子
How I wish there was a small box.
我多麼希望有一個小盒子。
For me.
對我來說
Eh.
誒。
Huh.
咦?
Judges?
法官?
Oh, look at his little drools.
哦,看看他的小口水。
Sorry, boys.
對不起,孩子們。
That's a resounding no.
這是一個響亮的 "不 "字。
Wait.
等等。
What?
什麼?
Thank you.
謝謝。
Wait.
等等。
Wait.
等等。
Hold on.
等一下
I have questions.
我有問題。
Oh.
哦。
Excuse me.
打擾一下
Oh, bad.
哦,糟糕。
I guess it's allergy season.
我猜現在是過敏季節。
Dude, that was the cutest sneeze ever.
老兄,這噴嚏打得太可愛了。
Stop saying that I'm cute.
別再說我可愛了
Oh, bless you.
哦,祝福你
That was such a cute sneeze.
噴嚏打得真可愛
Oh.
哦。
Panda sneeze.
熊貓打噴嚏
Cute.
真可愛
Stop.
停下。
I'm not cute.
我不可愛
You think that was cute?
你覺得這很可愛嗎?
Oh, come on, man.
得了吧
I'm not cute.
我不可愛
That was adorable.
太可愛了
Let me see.
讓我看看
Let me see.
讓我看看
Oh, man.
天啊
That's the cutest thing ever.
這是有史以來最可愛的事情了。
Did that work?
有用嗎?
Panda.
熊貓
Panda, you gotta see this.
熊貓,你得看看這個。
Oh, sorry, dude.
哦,對不起,老兄。
Panda.
熊貓
The achoo.
achoo。
The sneeze.
打噴嚏
They filmed it.
他們拍下來了
Huh?
啊?
It's huge.
它是巨大的。
It's trending all over the internet.
互聯網上到處都在流行這個話題。
People think you're the cutest thing ever.
人們認為你是最可愛的。
Ice Bear is proud of you.
冰熊為你驕傲
I don't want to be the cutest thing on the internet.
我不想成為互聯網上最可愛的人。
I don't want to be known for this.
我不想是以而出名。
This isn't who I am.
我不是這樣的人
Huh?
啊?
Yeah, of course Panda will come take photos and sign my autographs.
是啊,熊貓當然會來給我拍照和簽名。
Okay, thanks.
好的,謝謝。
Bye.
再見。
Panda, you're going to be the most famous, cutest bear ever.
熊貓,你將成為有史以來最著名、最可愛的熊。
You're even looking healthier.
你甚至看起來更健康了。
The world must see the new Pan Pan.
世界必須看到新的潘潘。
Wait, what?
等等,什麼?
First day of my 20 day cleanse.
我 20 天清腸期的第一天。
Going to be cuter than ever.
會比以前更可愛
Hashtag.
Hashtag.
You're welcome.
不客氣。
Why?
為什麼?
Huh?
啊?
22 likes?
22 個贊?
I've never had 22 likes before.
我從來沒有過 22 個贊。
And so it begins.
就這樣開始了。
I told you this cleanse was a great idea.
我跟你說過,這次清腸是個好主意。
I guess you're right.
我想你是對的。
Whoa.
哇哦
My new photo just got 32 likes.
我的新照片剛剛獲得了 32 個贊。
I've never got so much attention in all my life.
我這輩子從沒受到過這麼多關注。
What?
什麼?
Can you believe it?
你能相信嗎?
I got 100 likes.
我得到了 100 個贊。
And it keeps going.
而且還在繼續。
People are super supportive, see?
大家都非常支持我,看到了嗎?
Ah, just give me some space, dude.
啊,給我點空間,老兄。
I cannot deal with this right now.
我現在無法處理這個問題。
I'm sorry about that.
對此我很抱歉。
I'm actually really happy for you.
我真的為你感到高興。
I'm just not as strong as I thought I was.
我只是沒有想象中那麼堅強。
You gotta fully commit to this cleansing lifestyle, big bro.
你必須全身心地投入到這種清潔生活方式中,大兄弟。
Just like me.
就像我一樣
You're even looking healthier.
你甚至看起來更健康了。
The world must see the new Grizz.
世界必須看到新灰熊。
Perfect.
太完美了
Not what it looks like.
不是看起來那樣
This is just a momentary lapse.
這只是一時疏忽。
I'm only licking it.
我只是舔舔而已。
I didn't...
我沒有...
What about this?
這個怎麼樣?
Is this all a lie?
這一切都是謊言嗎?
Grizz, you don't understand.
格里茲,你不明白。
The pressure of my followers.
追隨者的壓力
I'm a symbol.
我是一個象徵。
Don't you see?
你還不明白嗎?
What are you doing?
你在幹什麼?
I am the bringer of justice, little bro.
我是正義的使者,小兄弟。
What are you gonna do?
你打算怎麼辦?
I'm going to post it.
我要把它貼出來。
My followers!
我的追隨者
People will see the light of truth.
人們將看到真理的光芒。
Okay.
好的
Um, you okay, bud?
你還好嗎?
I accidentally posted it.
我不小心貼上去的。
I guess it's over.
我想一切都結束了。
And I've been looking for someone
我一直在尋找一個人
Who sees underneath it all
誰能洞察一切
We're still young, so let's see
我們還年輕,讓我們拭目以待
Ice cream forever
永遠的冰淇淋
This is crazy, but I'm gonna say it
這太瘋狂了,但我還是要說
I'm beginning to think you're just right
我開始覺得你是對的
We're already dreaming of the last
我們已經開始憧憬最後的
Maybe we risk it all
也許我們都在冒險
I'm beginning, beginning
我開始了,開始了
To look like just my type
看起來就是我喜歡的類型
So gather, we ditch the party
是以,我們聚集在一起,放棄了聚會
Just my style
我的風格
Cruisin' Glendale, baby
巡遊格倫代爾,寶貝
Go on the swings
盪鞦韆
You're kinda pretty
你還挺漂亮的
That was your winning line
這是你的制勝法寶
It's sublime
它是崇高的
And the time...
時間...
Sup, man?
怎麼了?
So that's what those chips were.
原來這就是那些芯片。
What up, internet?
怎麼樣,互聯網?
Who embraces it all
擁抱一切的人
We're still young, so let's see
我們還年輕,讓我們拭目以待
After midnight
午夜過後
It's weird, but I'm gonna say it
這很奇怪,但我還是要說
I'm beginning to think you're just right
我開始覺得你是對的
We're already dreaming of the last
我們已經開始憧憬最後的
Maybe we risk it all
也許我們都在冒險
Hey, man, you done yet?
嘿,夥計,你好了嗎?
No?
不是嗎?
Sure!
當然!
To look like
要像
Just my type
正是我喜歡的類型
Uh, whoo!
呃,喔
Ha!
哈
Okay, hello, internet!
好吧,你好,互聯網!
My name is Grizz, and I'm here to teach you some sweet moves!
我叫格里茲,我來教你們一些漂亮的動作!
Okay, play, and here we go!
好了,開始吧
Come on, now throw your hands up
來吧,舉起手來
Drum up now
立即鼓掌
And turn yourself around
讓自己轉過身來
And step to the left
向左轉
Step to the right
向右轉
Now shake your thing
現在搖動你的東西
Put your back fire out
熄滅背火
Now booty pop and drop
Now booty pop and drop
Everybody swizzy swazz, y'all
每個人都在盪鞦韆
Time to kick the juice
該喝果汁了
Kick a little harder
踢得再用力一點
Uh, okay
呃,好吧
Even harder, y'all
更難了,你們
Hey, bro, Panda and I are gonna head out and get that new video game.
嘿,兄弟,我和熊貓要去買新遊戲機了。
We'll be back in a couple hours!
我們幾小時後回來!
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好吧,我想這條河結束了
Do people like us now?
現在人們喜歡我們嗎?
Oh sure, they're gonna love us
哦,當然,他們會喜歡我們的
Uh-oh
啊哦
Weird, it's like some kind of stick house
奇怪,這就像某種棍棒房子
A stick stadium
棒球場
What's it doing way out in the middle of nowhere?
它在荒郊野外做什麼?
Iceberg getting weird vibes
冰山收到奇怪的信號
Y'all going into what?
你們要做什麼?
Got a mad case of FOMO already
已經開始瘋狂地 FOMO 了
Ah!
啊!
What?
什麼?
How, uh, cow, uh
如何,呃,奶牛,呃
Ah, you forgot the password
啊,你忘了密碼
Uh
呃
Uh
呃
Uh, you forgot the password
你忘了密碼
Happens all the time, no worries
經常發生,不用擔心
I gotcha
我知道了
What's the password?
密碼是什麼?
One, two, three, four
一、二、三、四
Yeah, that's it
是的,就是這樣
Alright boys, here we go
好了,孩子們,開始吧
Welcome
歡迎光臨
Whoa!
哇哦
Oh hey girl, I see you
哦,嘿,姑娘,我看到你了
It's like an animal race
這就像一場動物競賽
Ah
啊
Uh
呃
Uh
呃
Uh
呃
Internet animal fest?
網絡動物節?
Wait, guys, I think I recognize these animals
等等,夥計們,我想我認出這些動物了
They're all internet famous
他們都是網絡名人
Like you, you're Angry Kitty
和你一樣,你也是憤怒的小鷹
Yeah, that's me
對,就是我
And I'm the painting elephant
我是畫中的大象
I paint with my nose
我用鼻子作畫
Yeah
是的
Here's my car raccoons, man
這是我的汽車浣熊,夥計
And I'm Jack the kangaroo
我是袋鼠傑克
You guys ready to party?
你們準備好狂歡了嗎?
You want to party with us?
你想和我們一起狂歡嗎?
No one's ever asked us to party before
從來沒有人邀請過我們參加派對
Yeah, come on
是啊,來吧
Party
黨派
Woo
胡
Woo
胡
Okay, we're in
好吧,我們在
Let's go
我們走
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胡
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胡
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胡
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胡
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Oh, hey guys
哦,你們好
Whoa, I knew I recognized you
哇,我就知道我認得你
You're Dramatic Cow
你是戲劇牛
Yeah, but I don't like to brag or nothing
是的,但我不喜歡吹噓什麼的
Hey, what's up guys
嘿,你們好
Crazy party, huh? Yeah
瘋狂派對,是吧?是啊
Can you follow me, please?
請跟我來好嗎?
Uh, sure, who are you?
當然,你是誰?
I'm Pizza Rat
我是比薩鼠
Um, here you go
給你
Hi, hi, hi
嗨,嗨,嗨
Yeah, one million and one follower
是啊,一百萬零一個追隨者
One billion
十億
Come on, bros
來吧,兄弟們
Getting followers is hard
獲得追隨者很難
Especially when everyone started copying my video
尤其是當大家都開始複製我的視頻時
Bro, stop that, I'll sue you, man
兄弟,別這樣,我會告你的,老兄
I will, bro
我會的,兄弟
Anyways, so how many followers do you guys have?
總之,你們有多少粉絲?
How'd you guys go viral?
你們是怎麼走紅的?
Ah, man, we aren't actually internet famous
啊,老兄,我們其實並不是網絡名人
Huh?
啊?
What's up?
怎麼了?
I thought you bears were viral video stars
我還以為你們是病毒視頻明星呢
Y'all were just basic this whole time
你們從頭到尾都只是基本的
This party's for internet animals only
這個派對僅限網絡動物參加
It's against the rules
違反規定
Boo
布
We tried to go viral
我們試圖通過病毒式傳播
Follow me at coolguy28
通過 coolguy28 關注我
Ice Bear Popular in Asia
冰熊風靡亞洲