But I just want to warn you, I'm in charge of this interview, okay? This is going to be straightforward talking.

但我要提醒你，這次採訪由我負責，好嗎？我會直言不諱

It's not going to be some sort of existential crisis pondering the nature of the universe or the fate of man.

這不會是某種思考宇宙本質或人類命運的生存危機。

Absolutely.

當然。

Good. Because I was afraid you were going to try one of your, like, multiple timeline flash forward endings.

那就好因為我還擔心你會嘗試你的那種 多時間軸閃進結局呢

And if you did that, I swear... I just wanted to create an episode of The Late Show, but instead I started a chain reaction that could destroy the entire world. Do you remember my interview with Christopher Nolan?

如果你這麼做了，我發誓...我只是想製作一集 "深夜秀" 但卻引發了可能毀滅整個世界的連鎖反應你還記得我對克里斯托弗-諾蘭的採訪嗎？

I remember it well. Oh, hey, Albert Einstein.

我記得很清楚哦，嘿，阿爾伯特-愛因斯坦

I'm glad you watched.

我很高興你看了。

I'm a big fan of yours, too.

我也是你的忠實粉絲。

Anyway. Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

無論如何現在我變成了死神，世界的毀滅者。

Dammit, Chris!

該死 克里斯

Sorry. You son of a bitch!

對不起你個狗孃養的

Come back here, Nolan!

回來 諾蘭

Come back here!

回來