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  • All right, come on guys. You're boring me. Come on. Let's see some action here.

    再來,表情太無聊了,來點猛的好嗎,刺激一點

  • Smile. Come on. I feel like I'm at a funeral.

    笑起來,拜託,現在是誰的葬禮嗎

  • Hey, Cupid, on the right. Your nut's hanging out. Adjust it.

    餵,右邊的丘比特,你的蛋跑出來了,塞回去

  • Let's get those jocks in place. Come on!

    內褲都弄好了!

  • This is where the magic happens.

    就是在這裡拍照的了

  • Wood, how long were you at Chunk Studios?

    伍德,你以前在Chunk工作室做了多久的模特

  • For a couple of years. Before I got recruited by Colt.

    好幾年,後來Colt就招了我去

  • I was so excited to get the call about doing the reunion calendar.

    真高興他們給我打電話,說要重聚再拍一個性感日曆

  • Some of these daddy bears sure have aged well. Uh huh. Oh yeah.

    有些大熊老爹還真是越老越性感 真的呢

  • This is so awesome!

    真是太棒了

  • I haven't seen some of these guys in almost twenty years.

    有些人差不多20年沒見過了

  • There's Gage over there! And there's Tucker.

    那是蓋奇!還有那是塔克~

  • He just did a photo shoot for All Bear Magazine in London.

    他最近才給倫敦的All Bear雜誌拍了一組封面

  • Wood, how you can tell? Their backs are to you.

    伍德,你怎麼知道是誰,他們都背對著

  • I have this weird ability. I never forget an ass. Ever.

    這可是我的特異功能,我記得所有見過的屁股,不會忘記!

  • There's Turbo.

    那是特步的

  • I can even tell people's asses without seeing their faces.

    只要看到他們的屁股蛋,我就能知道是誰

  • They have a name for it. Acute Ass Recognition.

    這叫什麼來著?精準臀部識別

  • Well, you know what they say. It takes one to know one.

    是啊,臀部,屁股,就是混蛋白痴都有精英

  • Now you're going to make me blush.

    你這麼誇都讓我不好意思了

  • But seriously I am an expert when it comes to asses.

    相信我,我真是屁股評估專家

  • You know, yours Nelson

    對了,納爾森你的屁股呢

  • actually remains in the room for a brief second even after you've left because it is so--

    每次都能讓別人無語那麼幾秒,因為實在是...

  • Shut up, Wood!

    閉嘴,伍德!

  • So I'm on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion set

    “比弗利嬌妻”片場,我就在那裡

  • and I'm getting ready to make up Lisa Vanderpump

    然後我給Lisa Vandrpump上妝

  • and Lisa turns to me and she say, "Alfie, can you make me look younger?"

    然後她說,阿爾菲,你能讓我變年輕點嗎

  • And I'm like "Honey, I'm good at me my job but I'm not a miracle worker."

    然後我說,'親愛的,我是彩妝師,不是魔法師'

  • There's not enough concealer in the world, girl!

    哪來的那麼多遮瑕霜啊,小姐

  • I haven't seen that many crow's feet since Hitchcock's "The Birds". You know the movie?"

    看過希區柯克的電影'鳥'嗎,我都沒見過比那個更多的魚尾紋

  • You have no idea what I'm talking about.

    其實你不知道我在說什麼,對吧

  • Not really.

    不知道

  • Not a word gets in there.

    一句也不知道

  • Okay, well you look fan-tabulous so have a wonderful shoot.

    好吧,好了你看起來已經帥呆了去拍吧

  • You know what the hardest part about this has been for me?

    知道嗎,現在我拍這個,最難的是什麼

  • Transforming my body back to its prime.

    我的肉已經回不去了

  • Getting back to my fighting weight.

    以前那可是時刻準備戰鬥的肉質

  • Fighting weight? Who do you plan on fighting? Chris Christie?

    什麼戰鬥的肉質?你要打架還是什麼?共和黨克里斯·克里斯蒂!

  • I loved her on "Three's Company".

    哪個克里斯蒂?我喜歡她的表演

  • Craft services has brownies!

    工作餐!巧克力蛋糕!

  • You know I'm always scouting new talent for Chunk

    你知道我一直都在給Ch​​unk工作室招募新人的

  • so if you change your mind, here's my card.

    要是你願意,這是我的名片

  • Thanks, but I don't think being a Chunk model is for me.

    謝謝,不過我想做模特不是我的興趣

  • Oh, is it the money?

    哦,為什麼?是價錢嗎?

  • No, it was more the part about me giving you a blow job in the back of your car where you lost me.

    不是,其實是你想讓我在你車後面給你口交,讓我很困惑

  • How about the office?

    要不就我的辦公室

  • It wasn't the location that was the issue.

    這不是地點的問題

  • How about a rim job?

    你更喜歡添屁股?

  • I'm good. Thanks.

    不用了,謝謝

  • Well, suit yourself.

    好吧,隨便你吧

  • Great job, guys! Now bend over!

    很好!現在都趴下去

  • Man, these guys are freaking hot.

    這些傢伙可真性感

  • You think these slabs of beef make my va-jay-jay break out into a sweat?

    你真以為這些牛肉男能讓我潮噴嗎?

  • Think again, roid boy.

    你是不是類固醇打多了

  • I'm sorry, I just thought--

    對不起,我只是想...

  • You know what I want?

    你知道我想什麼?

  • Bring me Angelina Jolie dipped in chocolate and let me lick it off her

    給我把安吉麗娜·朱莉浸在巧克力裡,我要添她個遍

  • and then maybe I wouldn't feel so dead inside.

    要是那樣,我現在就不會那麼痛苦了

  • Okay, let's spread your asses!

    好了!屁股都給我打開

  • See anything you like?

    看到喜歡的帥哥嗎

  • I can look, right?

    我可以看,對嗎

  • Wood? Wood Burns? Oh my god, is that really you?

    伍德?伍德·伯恩斯?天啊,是你嗎?

  • Oh, wow, it really is you. I can't believe I'm standing next to Wood Burns.

    天啊還真的是你,真不敢相信我現在站在伍德·伯恩斯的旁邊

  • That is so crazy. I was just down there sleeping.

    不可思議!我剛剛還只是躺在那裡,打盹

  • I'm sorry. I'm Oscar. Oscar Butterfield. It is so nice to meet you. Hi.

    不好意思,我叫奧斯卡,奧斯卡·巴特菲爾德,真高興見到你 你好

  • I am like your biggest fan. You don't know. You have no idea. You do not know. I don't.

    我可是你的大粉絲,你不知道吧,你肯定不知道,不知道吧 我不知道

  • I love your calendars, your movies.

    我喜歡你的日曆照片,你的影片

  • I have seen "Single White Butt Hole" hundreds of times! That's great.

    我看過你的毛片有幾百遍 謝謝

  • And I love Wood's Bear Cam.

    我也愛‘伍德視頻頻道’

  • I have masturbated to you a lot so thank you for that. You're welcome.

    我看著那個,打了很多次手槍 不用謝

  • When Chunk Studios announced they were going to do a reunion shoot, I said, "I have to get on that set!" And I did.

    當時聽到Chunk工作室要拍一個日曆,我就說,我一定要來,於是我就來了

  • I actually had to crawl through a lot of raw sewage last night sort of like Hugh Jackman in "Les Miz".

    實際上,我是偷偷從下水道裡爬進來的,就像休·傑克曼在'悲慘世界'裡那樣

  • Did you see that? Yes. Yeah, it was fine.

    你看過嗎?是的。對,其實還好

  • Anyway, I washed up in the sink so I'm good. Fresh as a daisy.

    算了,我已經洗乾淨了,乾淨得像朵小菊花

  • I'm all good. I had a nice little nap underneath the pretzels.

    我很好,而且我還在那堆餅乾下面睡了一下

  • And I just wanted to know if I could have your autograph right here. Just across my tits. Just

    其實呢,我就想讓你幫我簽個名,就簽在這裡,簽在我胸口

  • Just write "Property of Wood Burns". Because that's the truth. You own me, baby.

    就寫,'伍德·伯恩斯所有',因為我是屬於你的,佔有我,親愛的

  • You are... Oh my god... Wood Burns. Right here. Right here. On my tits.

    你真是... 天啊... 伍德·伯恩斯,這裡,這裡,胸口

  • Security!

    保全在嗎

  • Wow. That guy is a huge fan of your friend's.

    嗯,那傢伙還真是你朋友的個大粉絲

  • I totally get it though. I'm kind of a fan of yours.

    我完全理解他,因為我本人就是你的粉絲

  • Really? Oh, you must have seen my performance as the tormented single father with OCD

    真的嗎?哦,你一定是看了我演的那個強迫症單親父親的角色

  • in the Hallmark Channel movie "I Can't Stop Washing My Hands."

    那是有線頻道的電視電影'我一直在洗手'

  • By the way, I did all my own hand work in the close-ups. It wasn't a hand model.

    而且,所有的特寫的洗手鏡頭都是我,不是替身哦

  • No. I'm talking about your commercial.

    不是,我說的是你的廣告

  • Oh, Soak 'Ems?

    哦,‘洗得快’成人尿布

  • Yeah. Just thinking of you in that diaper makes me want to shoot my load right here.

    是的,只要一想到你穿著那大尿布,就讓我勃起得不行

  • It's fate us running into each other.

    我們今天見面,絕對是天意

  • I just got cast as the lead in a low budget horror movie

    我才得到一個主角的機會,是個小成本恐怖電影

  • and you would be perfect as the small town sheriff.

    你很適合演一個小城鎮警官

  • I would be happy to pass your information along to the director.

    我倒是很願意和導演說一聲

  • Seriously? You know he can look me up at NelsonDorkoff.com.

    真的嗎?我的信息都在我的個人網站上,納爾森·多科夫,點com

  • You would do that for me? Absolutely.

    你會嗎 當然

  • I love you!

    我愛你!

  • Did I mention that I'm also really into older guys?

    而且我還喜歡成熟的老男人

  • Oh, great. You must be his assistant. Would you mind grabbing me a banana, granola, some yogurt and all that stuff?

    啊,你一定是他的助理吧,你能給我拿個香蕉,麥片,還有份酸乳?

  • Oh, this is Todd. This is my boyfriend Todd.

    哦不是,這是托德,是我男友

  • Your boyfriend? Yeah.

    你男友 是啊

  • Oh. Well I don't see it. But hey, I'm Buzz. Great to meet you.

    哇,我沒看出來;對了,我是巴斯,很高興認識你

  • As in buzz off?

    '巴斯'?所以可以閃開一個'光年'嗎

  • Hey, I just realized they probably need me. I'm a model.

    哈,我想他們也許可能在叫我了,我是這裡的模特

  • These tits, they don't work for themselves. You know what I mean?

    你知道的,我這胸肌,他們可不會自己工作

  • Smile. Okay, try and be sexy.

    微笑,好的,來點性感的

  • Okay I don't know what that is. One more.

    好吧我不知道那是什麼,再來一個

  • Okay I think July is wrapped.

    好了7月拍完了

  • Let's just skip to December. Where is my sexy Santa?

    現在來拍12月,我的性感聖誕老人在哪裡

  • Uncle Sam wants you.

    我山姆大叔要的就是這個

  • You had me, Wood. For two years. In every conceivable position.

    你要過了,伍德,兩年呢,各種姿勢都要過了

  • Austin Walker? Is that really you?

    奧斯丁·沃克?真的是你嗎?

  • Wow. How long has it been?

    天啊,多久了

  • Over fifteen years.

    超過15年了吧

  • Since you dumped me for that twenty-one year old model you met on your first day at Colt.

    從你去了Colt以後,和那個21歲的小模特在一起,你甩了我

  • How did that work out?

    說說你是怎麼甩的

  • He stole my car.

    是他偷了我的車

  • Wood, aren't you going to introduce me?

    伍德,你要不要介紹一下

  • No. So what are you up to these days?

    不要。所以你現在都在做什麼?

  • I'm a chiropractor. I have my own practice.

    我現在是脊椎按摩師,我有自己的診所

  • Listen, I have to get back to work but don't leave without getting my number.

    好了,我得去拍照了,別忘了我的電話號碼

  • It's so weird being back in front of a camera. I almost forgot how to model.

    又做模特感覺真怪,我差不多忘記了要怎麼擺姿勢了

  • I know a few poses I wouldn't mind seeing you in--

    我倒是知道幾個可能適合你的姿勢

  • No, no, no, no.

    不,不,不,不

  • That looks festive.

    很好很喜慶

  • You know what, that's a wrap.

    好了,今天就到這裡了

  • Great job, guys. They don't pay me enough.

    很好,各位。他們真該給我漲工資

  • Great shoot, Cody. You're a natural in front of that camera.

    拍得好,科迪,你鏡頭感真好

  • Thanks. But I'm beat. I'm going to need a long soak in my hot tub tonight.

    謝謝,不過還真是累,我想今晚我得好好地泡個熱水澡

  • All alone?

    一個人?

  • Who knows?

    你說呢?

  • What are you doing here?

    你怎麼在這裡?

  • No! No!

    不!不要!

All right, come on guys. You're boring me. Come on. Let's see some action here.

再來,表情太無聊了,來點猛的好嗎,刺激一點

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