okay intro in three two what is up guys we're gonna go down to the depths and see what we're gonna find out there let's go film something scary upload to spooktube go viral yes my dream i'm so excited what have we been doing with our lives okay who's gonna take an old flashlight who's gonna film the spooky stuff you guys want do you want that in-game camera no you film us we're the youtubers we're the in fact skim should have that skim's the one who usually records you definitely want as much footage as much footage of the monsters as possible okay let's get out here and shoot the intro shoot looking at the building what up guys today we're split work wait wait what's this game called what up guys today we're filming a video called content warning we're gonna go into this super spooky house me and alan and your boy skim watch your step there guys i can't wait till you guys see all the spooky monsters that are in here oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus oh jesus i'm running hey it's benny and crocker oh it's right there that's a mixer oh my god no no no why me why me whoa guys you see that that was crazy okay yeah yeah i'm gonna go viral there's a monster behind you what's happening i didn't like that guy man i don't have insurance oh what snail um oh he's just messing with you oh man what a bully guys watch out yeah do not do not do not stand underneath that because if you do then uh um uh well you can't throw things at it and if you throw things at it uh it will let me go how do you throw which is cute oh cute in your face oh it worked they come with their own jump scare music you know so yeah uh no skim got captured skim got captured oh no what do you do i'm not a fast typer i got him wow that's scary good thing you know about this game i'm so glad i can catch it yeah yeah should we head back we're like getting close to yeah what's your battery 25 25 okay we can start anything isn't there a guy up here though uh yeah i want to say he's up here oh my god i'm going to dude i'm out i'm surviving any closing remarks guys i'm sorry wow i'm sorry oh you were planning to come with us oh guys we hope you enjoyed that video wait wait wait wait hold on stop okay go well guys we hope you enjoyed that video crazy the things we saw can't believe we didn't die we're so wild jeez so wow yeah we got the camera we throw it in this little bin right here just like real life yep this is this is exactly how video editing works and then this is the fruits of our labor now we can watch the masterpiece that skim has created i think that was crazy i didn't even see those oh no he got footage of the cage oh you were planning to come with us well guys we hope you enjoyed that video crazy the things we saw can't believe we didn't die for sure i'm proud that our real first video got more views than that now we get to sleep oh the best part of the day oh dude it's my favorite okay let's go do make more content content house voice i'll do the video this time guys there's a green screen if you guys if you guys wanted to record like an intro we could i could i could hook you over like a backdrop ready set go what up guys today we're going back into the dreaded haunted house to find more spooky ghosts oh oh oh skibbity all right let's go you gave me goosebumps but not the good kind like that was cringe the only crime in showbiz is making the audience feel nothing okay there is none okay cool oh my legs guys make sure you don't copy anything we do we're trained professionals we've practiced breaking our legs over and over and over again to get the optimal non-breaking leg technology oh uh excuse me excuse me what's that oh what's that the big guy she's here oh oh my god i was gonna say something i tried i was the furthest away oh my god i think he likes you racist thing oh i threw something at it it did nothing oh lasers where lasers scary lasers jump over those i don't think i can allen i don't think anyone can i can oh oh he just died don't jump over yeah i yeah no can we trick the can we trick the mixer to going in there and dying oh that's good this way yes yes oh no no no no no get off me get off me that hurts that hurts he got out he got out of the road where's the camera oh he stabbed me i am climbing i don't know where he went i found the camera it's just me and you anything you gotta say about that well that was crazy i can't believe alan got totally murked uh okay we're at four percent i think we just go i wouldn't want to i wouldn't want to get this way this way okay oh behind you run run run it's behind you it's behind you this way here i hear it here i'm trying dude you're so slow i got this sweet spine dude i'm gonna put this on my house bed hey you should really put that spine back that was a terrible joke that hurts so bad uploading yeah nice today we're going back into the she's here jump over those i don't think i can now i don't think he oh that hurts well that was crazy i can't believe alan got totally ripped hey nice well not that great content hey we already meet our quota and we still have a whole extra day dude we're making 200 for a thousand views like what is our channel like selling car insurance or like house revenue that's insane if we were making that much i'd be like yeah we're doing a content house guys like jesus christ we could make so much money guys we got money we could so this is like yeah all the lights and stuff if you go down one you can see hugger that's how we heal each other we just hug each other oh it's great there's reporter mic boom mic we could get a soundboard gooble clapper yeah you guys pick whatever you want okay we'll get a boom mic yeah boom mic seems good hugger i want to hug someone so bad hug and then probably i recommend for the last one like one really good light let's go like oh we have one of these yeah okay yeah old and uh modern yeah whoa boom mic i'll i'll take an old flashlight wow alan i can hear you as if you were standing right next to me because of the boom mic it's fun dude i can hear my own footsteps this is obnoxious blah blah blah blah blah dude i feel like i feel like alan's in my room with me wait should we get another intro in front of the green screen alan you do this one you're grossest youtuber please oh my god we're hugging we're best friends freaking news we're hugging what is up guys oh you stopped recording okay okay intro in three two what is up guys we're gonna go down to the depths and see what we're gonna find out there let's go oh my god that was so aggressive i got so scared he just kept he wouldn't like he decided not to be in frame at all he's just in your face okay if anyone needs a hug just let me know i'm very good at it ah that boom mic is so confusing film this skimp or charles three two one sheesh this guy is so slow down dude where is he going damn he really likes he really likes dj for some reason hey get off of him man non-consensual oh he's giving you a massage i do what's why why do everything get scary you need a hug don't you no i'm healing dude i'm doing a lot oh that's good do it again do it again do it again wow best friends oh what what happened what happened oh who's that who's that wait are you okay what happened whoa whoa what is that oh that thing's mean ow i keep picking me up i'm dead let me hug you oh no he died no thank you oh he's chasing me he's chasing me oh no he's killing everyone where's the camera oh where's am i the only one left oh charles oh no no no i need to get the camera oh oh okay okay are you okay i have you need a hug well i might need a hug okay oh no no we gotta run i'm running out of stamina yeah he's he's like yeah he's right on your toe he's right on your toe he's right on your toe okay this is you know i think we're safe you sure oh no we're not no we're not uh ow ow ow ow ow ow i don't oh my god my memory is so good but i don't remember what direction we came from ah oh alan alan i'm over here right behind you right behind you right behind you hello i'm trying to find the ship i think we're good to go this way i think it's this way we're good we made it oh thank god that was scary yeah that was scary ha ha ha did you and skimbo get thrown and die yeah yeah i was about to i was like trying to hug him his dead body okay so there's a hug thing and we didn't pan out yeah that guy sucked he he threw me i landed i tried to get up and then by the time i got up he threw me again okay guys let's watch our masterpiece uh we're hugging we're best friends what is up guys we're gonna go down in the depths to see what we're gonna find out there let's go good friend wow what happened what happened oh who's that who's that oh this is good wait are you okay what is that oh that thing's me hug you oh let me hug you let me hug you he threw skin he's chasing me okay okay are you okay wow got a hundred more views than last time yeah we destroyed our quota good job skipper alan you did great well guys we hoped you enjoyed that episode of content warning we enjoyed it this is how just a little little taste of what it's like to be a youtuber yeah risking your life for content yeah this is we braved the world for you guys we'll be back with more thank you all the subscribers all our members we appreciate you guys if you haven't subscribed make sure you do we'll be back with more abg out

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