Okay, Felix, you know when a stranger starts small talking with you they get in there and they ask you questions

好吧，菲利克斯，你知道當一個陌生人開始和你閒聊的時候 他們就會進去，然後問你問題

So Ken, what do you do for living? Are you?

肯，你是做什麼工作的？你是？

Look, I'm never gonna see you again in my life. I really have to tell you my life story. You complete stranger

聽著，我這輩子都不會再見到你了我真的要告訴你我的人生故事你這個陌生人

Go Lee's leave me alone. I don't ask you to questions. I am a youtuber

去吧，李，別來煩我。我不問你問題。我是優酷用戶

Oh, yeah, but I'm not that kind of youtuber. Okay youtubers. They're the worst. We know because we are youtubers

哦，是的，但我不是那種 Youtuber。好吧，優酷用戶。他們是最糟糕的我們知道，因為我們就是優酷

Youtubers ruin everything and right now you can youtubers are ruining

網絡紅人毀掉了一切，而現在，你可以看到網絡紅人正在毀掉

Japan

日本

No, not Japan. It was the Holy Land

不，不是日本。是聖地

So this all started of course with Logan Paul

當然，這一切都源於洛根-保羅

Now it's become an infestation. All these youtubers are coming trying to be as obnoxious as possible

現在，這已經成了一種侵擾。所有這些優酷用戶都來了，試圖儘可能地令人討厭

Get a bunch of attention get a bunch of hate clicks bing bada-boom bada-bam

獲得大量關注，獲得大量仇恨點擊，bing bada-boom bada-bam

And now Ken it's come so far that Japan is actually starting to take action

現在，日本已經開始採取行動了

The military of Japan did a drill where they simulated a bunch of youtubers driving into their military base to live stream

日本軍方進行了一次演習，模擬一群優酷用戶開車進入他們的軍事基地進行直播

Get that youtuber

獲取優酷

Never cleaned anything. I just couldn't believe it. I thought it was like an actual youtuber first and I'm like, wait a minute. No, no, no

從未清洗過任何東西。我簡直不敢相信。我先是以為是個真正的優酷用戶，然後就想，等一下。不，不，不

It's just a time terrorism

這只是時間恐怖主義

Youtubers are

Youtubers 是

And they're not that far off

他們也差不了多少

They're not

他們不是

Sorry to interrupt the video there's something I wanted to tell you guys there's a g-fuel bogo sale

抱歉打斷你們的視頻 有件事我想告訴你們 G燃料大促銷

Yes

是

Bogo, what does it mean? I don't know but you buy one you get one. Hooray

博格，這是什麼意思？我不知道，但買一送一。萬歲

There's also a new PewDiePie anime edition tub. Beautiful. Okay so

還有一個新的 PewDiePie 動漫版浴缸。真漂亮那麼

So good. This is one of my favorite looking ones so far. Don't miss out on this one

真不錯。這是我迄今為止最喜歡看的作品之一。千萬不要錯過

Anime anime

動畫 動漫

I

I

Love g-fuel so much. It's clean energy gives you laser focus zero sugar zero crash

我非常喜歡 g-fuel。它是一種清潔能源，能讓你 "零糖分"、"零崩潰 "地集中精力。

Zero, what did I write?

零，我寫了什麼？

zero stir

零攪拌

Anyway use code PewDiePie link in description. Thanks for watching

無論如何，請使用描述中的代碼 PewDiePie 鏈接。感謝觀看

So recently I think I even saw you did a video on it cuz there was a bunch of youtubers doing all of this

最近，我想我甚至看到你做了一個關於它的視頻，因為有一群優酷用戶在做這些事

Stuff in Japan when it first came out like I didn't want to cover it cuz I just thought like you just giving them

在日本，當它剛出來的時候，我不想報道它，因為我只是想，就像你只是給他們

More attention don't talk about it. You leave them alone. Let them be idiot

更多關注 不要談論它。別管他們讓他們做白痴

But now in Japan like this is starting to take actual action against these sort of things

但現在在日本這樣的國家，已經開始採取實際行動來反對這類事情了

The most recent thing is this Mount Fuji blocking view. Oh, I did

最近的一件事就是富士山被擋住了。哦，我做了

Something about this. I didn't understand what was going on. Really in Japan

關於這個我不明白這是怎麼回事。真的在日本

They have these combinis and there's Lawson which is like iconic for Japan and then you have Mount Fuji here in the background

他們有這些梳妝檯，還有勞森（Lawson），它是日本的標誌性建築，背景是富士山。

Beautiful shot people love it. Yeah, my Fuji get the Lawson you stand in front you go like

拍得很漂亮，大家都很喜歡。是啊，我的富士相機拍出了勞森的效果，你站在前面，就像

That's youtubers, you know, you see someone else make a video you the only thing that can make that video better

這就是優酷用戶，你知道，你看到別人製作的視頻，你唯一能做的就是讓視頻變得更好

I

I

Realized as I was making fun of it

在我取笑它時意識到

Caused the hardest part of being the youtubers when you copy someone's video and then you got a title it you're like

當你複製了別人的視頻，然後你得到了一個標題，你就會覺得這是做優酷最難的部分。

You got the good title already, but my thumbnail is better

你已經有了好標題，但我的縮略圖更好看

Thank you, man

謝謝

I've been to this awesome by mistake and we were staying at our Airbnb nearby and I was like

我曾誤打誤撞去過這個很棒的地方，當時我們住在附近的 Airbnb，我就想

Why are the people on the other side room taking pictures of a Lawson and then he hit me?

為什麼對面房間的人在給勞森拍照，然後他就打我？

I'm like, oh, I'm at that Lawson. Oh, I should probably I had that feeling Ken. I had the thought I was like

我想，哦，我在勞森。哦，我也許應該 我有這種感覺肯。我有這樣的想法，我很喜歡

Oh, I should take a photo and then I saw there was no crosswalk and you can't jaywalk in Japan. That's like

哦，我應該拍張照片，然後我看到這裡沒有人行橫道，而在日本是不能亂穿馬路的。這就像

Murdered practically. So I was just like yeah, I'll take it tomorrow next day super overcast can't see

幾乎被謀殺了所以我就想，好吧，我明天再去，第二天超級陰天，看不見

Oh, I'm like god damn it. And now they're putting up a big

哦，我就像該死的。現在，他們又要在

Cover so people can't take photos of it because people are blocking too much. Get out of here. God damn

蓋上蓋子，這樣人們就不能拍照了，因為人們擋得太嚴實了。滾出去該死的

I never heard of that like blocking the view of a natural element. I love this by the way. Look at me people

我從來沒聽說過阻擋自然景觀這種事。順便說一句，我喜歡這個。看著我

Jaywalk, you can't do that

傑沃克，你不能這樣做

Never be me. I love the guy with the lightsaber. These are everywhere in Japan trying to direct people

千萬別是我。我喜歡那個拿著光劍的傢伙。日本到處都有這樣的人，試圖引導人們

He's trying to stop him like don't do it. You know, look at these idiots. It's overcast. They're still taking the phone

他想阻止他，說別這樣做看看這些白痴天陰沉沉的他們還在接電話

You can't see it. You can't see my Fuji. Why are you taking the photo?

你看不見你看不到我的富士機你為什麼要拍照？

What are you trying to accomplish anyway, I think I would get this worked up over the start

你到底想達到什麼目的，我想我一開始就會這麼激動的

It is really frustrating cuz like for a lot of people Japan is an escape of this bad behavior

這真的很令人沮喪，因為對很多人來說，日本是對這種不良行為的一種逃避。

That's just done in public a lot of times not saying the whole world is like terrible

這只是在公共場合經常發生的事，並不是說整個世界都是如此糟糕。

But you know Japan is generally seen as more polite and therefore people want to protect them

但你知道，人們普遍認為日本更有禮貌，是以想要保護他們。

It's always frustrating to see this

看到這種情況總是令人沮喪

But of course, there's gonna be people that want to take advantage of that which is this youtuber

當然，也會有人想利用這一點，這就是這位優酷用戶

I wish you will not name and I'll blur his face because it's not worth anyone's time

我希望你不要說出他的名字，我會模糊他的臉，因為這不值得任何人浪費時間。

It's a terrorist. He's a terrible still ridicule

這是一個恐怖分子。他是一個可怕的還在嘲笑

His goal was to travel all across Japan without paying any money and none of it makes any sense

他的目標是不花一分錢走遍日本，而這一切都毫無意義

He's just clearly here just to piss people off. So he enters his bus

很明顯，他來這裡就是為了惹人生氣。於是他進入了他的巴士

In Japan people pay when they go out of the bus. It's time to go down

在日本，人們下車時要付錢。該下去了

So

那麼

Police call the police. I like this guy. I like this guy a lot 18 yen, please

警察報警我喜歡這傢伙我很喜歡這個人 18 日元，謝謝

Absolutely based. I mean, yeah, he went on clearly like not wanting to pay. How does he not have that by the way 18 yen?

絕對有根據我的意思是，是的，他顯然不想付錢。他怎麼會沒有18日元呢？

There's no way he doesn't have that. He's just like refusing to pay drama. That has to be it. There's no way

他不可能沒有。他就像拒絕支付戲劇。一定是這樣沒有辦法

That was English an idiot dude actually to be fair Japanese people do this to me where they're so shocked that if you speak Japanese

我說的是英語，是個白痴，其實說白了，日本人也會這樣對我，如果你會說日語，他們會非常震驚。

They just refuse to understand you. Yeah, they're like

他們就是不理解你是啊，他們就像

When I get it, like I probably say it so badly that they don't get it

當我明白的時候，我可能會說得很糟糕，以至於他們不明白

But at the same time, I'm like, I know you I know just meet me halfway. Just meet me halfway, please

但與此同時，我又想，我瞭解你，我知道你會滿足我的要求。就滿足我一半，求你了

I'm trying to order McFlurry. God damn it

我正試著點麥片粥。該死的

So a lot of words that are Americanized has to fit there. I've seen memes of this. Yes, like a McFlurry. What McFlurry?

是以，很多美國化的單詞都必須放在那裡。我見過這樣的備忘錄。是的，就像麥樂雞。什麼麥樂雞？

Oh, oh, yeah

哦，哦，是的

Yeah, so a lot of words just sounds like racist right actually how it said I meant to drive through I'm trying to order

是啊，很多話聽起來就像種族主義者說的，其實我的意思是開車經過，我想點菜

My flurry and I go McFlurry, but they're like a McFly potato

我和我的 "絮絮 "去吃 "麥弗利"，但它們就像 "麥弗利 "洋芋

She got you got a McFood Addy and they're like, they just don't get it. I'm like this Otto like dessert. I see ice cream

她給你買了個麥克福德阿迪 他們就是不明白我覺得奧托就像甜點一樣我看到冰淇淋

Why don't they get it? And then I squint it's not my food Addy

他們怎麼就不明白呢？然後我眯起眼睛，這不是我的食物 Addy

Of course and apparently a lot of people I'm not the only one I asked friends and they're like, yeah

當然，顯然很多人都這麼想，不只我一個，我問過朋友，他們都說，是啊

The bus and drove me to the police station and now it's time to teach you how yeah

公車把我送到了警察局，現在是時候教你怎麼做了 耶

He actually drove into the police station over 18 yen, which is absolutely true

他居然為了 18 日元開車進了警察局，這絕對是事實

Plus like if you're trying to go across Japan, you wouldn't go on a bus like he clearly went on a bus

另外，如果你想橫穿日本，你就不會像他那樣坐公共汽車。

Yeah, yeah to do this. It's constant

是啊，是啊，要做到這一點。這是不變的

Content you gotta get the content the whole concept of this video is that whoever wins this race gets $10,000

你必須瞭解內容，這段視頻的整體概念是，誰贏得比賽，誰就能獲得 10,000 美元

Which is such a lie. Oh, yeah

這真是個謊言哦，是的

Yeah, me and my buddies have bet this money between each other we'll definitely pay wink-wink

是的，我和我的朋友們已經打賭，我們一定會付錢的。

Yeah, so he now takes the Shinkansen like the fast train time to teach you how to get the train for free

是啊，所以他現在坐新幹線就像坐快車一樣，教你如何免費坐火車

So I meant okay tutorial how to do something for free can just don't pay the secret ingredient is crime

所以，我的意思是好吧，教程如何做一些免費的東西可以只是不支付的祕方是犯罪

The thing is you can't enter this area without buying a ticket, right?

問題是，不買票就不能進入這個區域，對吧？

So he's already lying unless you jump over which I doubt he would have filmed it

所以他已經在撒謊了，除非你跳過去，我懷疑他會拍下來

So he already lied like he bought a ticket just to fake that he didn't buy a ticket

所以他已經撒謊說他買了票，只是為了假裝他沒買票

I

I

Came to my destination now, I think he's waiting for me outside and I was right

現在到目的地了，我想他在外面等我，我猜對了

He was just waiting to catch me. So the only thing I could do is to pretend that I'm sick

他就等著抓我呢。所以我唯一能做的就是裝病

That's the only thing you could do in that situation

在這種情況下，你只能這麼做

I just like buy the ticket when you're in trouble. You may be arrested just pretend like you're sick and they'll just let you go

我只是喜歡在你遇到麻煩的時候買票。你可能會被逮捕，只要假裝生病，他們就會放你走

Oh, you're sick. You're free to go

哦，你病了。你可以走了

Released me and immediately I started running but he called the police and they are searching for me

他把我放了，我立即開始逃跑，但他報了警，警察正在搜捕我。

And that's how you get stuff for free as long as you can outrun the police I

只要你能跑得過警察，你就能免費得到東西。

Think because it's Japan

因為這是日本

Everyone is so nice people like assume it's okay to take advantage almost like they had this idea that oh

每個人都那麼好，人們都認為佔便宜沒什麼大不了的，幾乎就像他們有這樣的想法：哦

No one's gonna tell me off. So it's okay. Yeah

沒人會罵我所以沒關係是啊

Dumbasses, they're the ones they're like, oh I could do whatever I want. They're so nice

蠢貨，他們就像，哦，我可以為所欲為。他們很好

Yeah, exactly. Like there's something inherently actually racist about that. I feel like well

沒錯就像有一些內在的實際上是種族主義的東西。我覺得

I was trying to find like stuff he did in this video because they was deleted. I found this Japanese news one

我試圖找到他在這段視頻中做過的事情，因為它們已經被刪除了。我找到了這個日本新聞

Where he gets dubbed and they do him way too nicely like they give him this

在他被配音的地方，他們把他配得太漂亮了，就像他們給他配的這個一樣

Thank you

謝謝

They had a whole press conference about this guy

他們為這傢伙召開了整個新聞發佈會

It's crazy

太瘋狂了

I do appreciate they take it. So seriously though the the head of the head of JR lines even yeah

我真的很感謝他們。不過，JR 線路的負責人還是很認真的耶

They really took this seriously. Yeah, they should good

他們真的很認真是的，他們應該很好

What's wrong this guy looks like he hasn't slept in months

怎麼了，這傢伙看起來幾個月沒睡了

Those bags under his eyes man. It's been watching all the footage and God hate these terrorists. He just said this is really polite his way

他的眼袋他看了所有的錄像，恨死這些恐怖分子了。他剛剛說這真是禮貌的方式

So, yeah, that's what his little scheme was I got a question

所以，是的，這就是他的小陰謀 我有一個問題

Yeah, like the ones that I keep seeing are like our English speaking content creators. What about like the Japanese content creators?

是啊，我一直看到的都是說英語的內容創作者。那日語內容創作者呢？

How are they? Oh, there are there are a couple. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's not that's fair

他們怎麼樣？有幾個對 - 對 - Yeah.Yeah. - Yeah.是啊，這是不公平的

Actually, there was a she wear a mattress incident. They got arrested

事實上，還發生過一起她穿床墊的事件。他們被捕了

This is a Japanese youtuber put a mattress in Shibuya Crossing Square like the most business place on the planet

這是一位日本網友在涉谷十字路口廣場擺放的床墊，就像地球上最商業的地方一樣

Yeah, I mean this is just a bit silly. I don't I don't know. I think it's funny there was a big like huge drama here because people like mix the soy sauce with your

是啊，我是說這有點傻。我不知道 我不知道我覺得這很有趣 有一個大的像 巨大的戲劇在這裡 因為人們喜歡 混合醬油與您的

Chopsticks or something like they did something like slightly unsanitary and Jeff Japan just

筷子之類的東西，他們做了一些稍微不衛生的事情，而日本傑夫只是

You're not supposed to

你不應該

So he pushed his chopsticks into the common-use container directly into his mouth his own chopsticks

於是，他把自己的筷子直接推到公用容器裡，把自己的筷子放進嘴裡

Contamination you're supposed to use the thong thing

汙染，你應該使用丁字褲的東西

Love that they're terrorists. Oh my god, it's the best word. It's the best description I've ever heard which I I get it

我喜歡他們是恐怖分子天哪，這是最棒的詞。這是我聽過的最好的描述，我明白了

Yeah, it's like yeah, no, obviously don't do that. The last guy you everyone's talked about this. Oh

是啊，就像是啊，不，顯然不這樣做。最後一個人，你 每個人都談到了這一點。哦

I'll just blur him and not talk about him. But it's still worth seeing the footage because he's such an idiot

我就把他模糊化，不提他了。但還是值得一看，因為他就是個白痴

He's all you need to know is he's a kick streamer. I should tell you everything

你只需要知道他是個 "踢流 "的。我應該告訴你一切

He's like bothering people in the subway and then what this Asian-looking guy shows up

他就像在地鐵裡打擾別人一樣，然後這個亞洲長相的傢伙出現了

I'm from America. Yes

我來自美國。是的

You know, we do to you we will do again

你知道，我們對你做過的事，我們還會再做

Where are you from?

你從哪裡來？

Love this guy Texas

喜歡這個德克薩斯人

I'm glad I'm glad other tourists are standing up

我很高興，我很高興其他遊客站了起來

So he broke into this

於是，他闖入了這個

Yeah, they kicked him out yeah Japan has you know, 99% conviction

是的，他們把他趕出了日本，你知道，99%的人都相信他。

That's the thing like Japan is nice, but if you go around you're done

這就是問題所在，比如日本很好，但如果你繞過去，你就完了

So he broke into one of the construction sites and when told to leave he kept saying Fukushima Fukushima

於是，他闖入了一個建築工地，當被要求離開時，他不停地說福島福島

Which was the nuclear accident which occurred in 2011?

2011 年發生的核事故是哪一次？

Oh

哦

So funny too

太有趣了

This is what got him arrested because they Japan is passing very seriously. Yeah a bunch of police showed up

這就是他被逮捕的原因，因為他們日本人非常嚴肅地對待傳球。是啊，一群警察出現了

Because of this they're so polite even though like he's being arrested

正因為如此，即使他像被逮捕了一樣，他們還是那麼有禮貌

I

I

Can we I say why they're taking photos of him he's you'd like the classic idiot anti creator defense what's happening?

我們能說說他們為什麼要給他拍照嗎？他就像一個典型的白痴，在為自己辯護，到底發生了什麼？

I'm so a feigning ignorance. I have no idea what's going on. All of a sudden. I'm a victim. He loves it

我真是佯裝不知。我不知道發生了什麼事突然之間我成了受害者他喜歡這樣

He loves it

他很喜歡

Like you go to jail

就像你去坐牢一樣

You

你

Go minute go minute. This is being so nice to him like does not deserve it

去一分鐘去一分鐘。你對他太好了，好像他不配似的

There you go, they said it he is an actual day he's been yelling

就是這樣，他們說他是真正的一天，他一直在大喊大叫

Shima Nagasaki, we will do it again. Then it was like I can't believe they

島長崎，我們再來一次。然後就好像我不敢相信他們

Treat me like I'm a terrorist. Okay, that's crazy. Why would they think that?

把我當成恐怖分子好吧，這太瘋狂了他們怎麼會這麼想？

Yeah, so he got arrested now he got deported

是啊，他被捕了，現在又被驅逐出境了

I don't know if he's banned for life or anything like that

我不知道他是否會被終身禁賽或類似的處罰

But I think it would be really difficult for him to enter again, which is good get him out

但我認為他很難再次參賽，這對他來說是件好事。

I watch his channel and he barely has like any views now

我看他的頻道，他現在幾乎沒有任何瀏覽量。

I never agree with this because people always say any publicity is good publicity. That's a lie. If I could take back

我從不同意這種說法，因為人們總是說任何宣傳都是好的宣傳。這是謊言。如果我能收回

All of it 100% give me a time machine right now. I'll be the best boy ever

所有這一切，100%讓我現在就擁有一臺時光機。我會成為最棒的男孩

You know what? I mean? It's not worth it. It's not gonna be worth it. You're not gonna grow your channel

你知道嗎？我是說？這不值得不值得你不會發展你的頻道

You're just gonna make everyone hate you and you'll regret it

你會讓所有人都討厭你，你會後悔的

Don't be an idiot better yet. Don't be a terrorist. All right, check out Ken if you enjoyed this video

最好別做白痴別當恐怖分子好了，如果您喜歡這段視頻，請查看肯

We make video together sometime can cover

我們一起製作視頻，有時可以涵蓋

Latest stuff like this probably. Oh, yeah, probably. What do you mean? You don't know?

最新的東西可能就像這個。哦，是的，大概你什麼意思？你不知道嗎？

It's been great

太棒了

What would you want to be in future?

你將來想成為什麼樣的人？

Yes, I would like to I would I would like to get a youtuber

是的，我想，我想，我想成為一名優酷用戶