Feed the dogs...

餵狗...

(Dog): Munching Food

(狗)：咀嚼食物

And get him out, for Playtime!

趕快帶他出去玩吧！

(Dog): Still Munching Food

(狗)：仍在咀嚼食物

What, you don't wanna go down there? Hmm?

什麼，你不想下去嗎？唔？

(Dog): Going to town on food still

(狗)：進餐前去鎮上

How about your tree?

那你的樹怎麼樣？

(Dog): Literally snorting food

(狗)：從字面上吸食食物

Ohh there's his tree (cute)

哦，那是他的樹(可愛)

(Yall thought this was a Chameleon video)

(你們都以為這是變色龍視頻)

(But it's actually just dog ASMR)

(但這實際上只是ASMR狗)

Ohh, get off the camera noob!

哦，快點下車吧！

(Judo Chop!)

(柔道！)

(Laughs)

(笑)

(Dog): dgkergehirgahgakjg

(狗)：dgkergehirgahgakjg

Uhhoohhhhh

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and he's on my face

他在我的臉上