*Oakheart Stick Noises*

(The stick has chosen violence)

Runningwind: More RiverClan warriors are coming!

*Cue the stick army*

Mousefur: AHHH!

Tigerclaw: Fwha! Run, Mousefur! Fwha!

*Explosion*

Smudge: Oh, Hi Wusty.

Smudge: I was expecting you.

Smudge: They also breathe fire and drink orange cats blood for breakfast.

Rusty: Where'd you hear that?

Smudge: I read it in a book once!

Rusty: You can't read...

Smudge: I saw it in a book once!

Smudge: What about date night, Wusty?

Rusty:....Do you eat babies?

Graypaw: Nope.

Graypaw: That's Bluestar.

*Intense Bluestar Thinking Noises*

*Intense Bluestar Gasp*

Bluestar: You know, it's a hard life out here. We need to hunt to survive.

Bluestar: You can't just come in here on our territory and take what you like!

Bluestar: That's stealing.

Rusty: Golly gee, I'm sorry!

Bluestar: We need prey to feed everyone. If you steal our prey your going to make us all starve.

Bluestar: You've killed everyone! They're all dead because of you!.

Bluestar: "You, uh, you gonna take that?"

'Totally Rusty': I'm not scared of you, Longtail!

Bluestar: Go! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Pinestar: Aw, Morty Jr! You're going to be a special little guy, aren't you?

Pinestar: Aw! Yeah, you're my special little guy!

Pinestar: Aw! Hahaha!

Pinestar: Awww!!!

Tigerkit: Da!

Pinestar: Oh! What was that, Morty Jr? Were you-were you gonna say Dada?

Pinestar: Say Dada!

Tigerkit: DEATHHH!

Pinestar:.....Dada?

Tigerkit: DOMINATION!!

Pinestar: Uhmmm.....Dada?

Tigerkit: Distruction, Domination.

Goosefeather: Nice.

Firestar: Just kill me.

Bone: Your not getting out of this that easy.

Bone: The boss wants a word with you first.

*Intimidating Pawsteps*

Scourge: You thiNk you cAn come InTo mY terRitorY, aNd takE whAts MinE?

Firestar: What?!

Scourge: Wut?

Scourge: What's so funny?

Bone: Yeah-That's not-that's not funny, Punk-

Scourge: ___, You'll be sleepin' with the fishies.

Firestar: Fishies!?

*Aggresive Sandpaw Noise*

Sandpaw: I hate your face, plus your ugly!

Sandpaw: Mhmhmhmmm!

Sandpaw: Just kidding that's a joke!

Tigerstar: Alright, let's tell eachother secrets about ourselves.

Tigerstar: I'm gonna go first.

Tigerstar: I...hate you.

Graystripe: Betcha I can eat all of these fudge straps

Fireheart: MegAn, nO!

Graystripe: OnE!

Fireheart: Megan-

Fireheart: MegaN-

Fireheart: Ohhh noo, Megan..

Barley: Wait, what?

Barley: You're not coming to my tea party?

Barley: BETHANY, I MADE BISCUITS!

Tigerstar: Prehaps it's the context which words are spoken, that give them the power or meaning.

Tigerstar: I LOVE YOU DOG!

Fireheart: Can I get a waffle?

*Fighting Noises*

Fireheart: Can I please get a waffle?

Ashfur: Don't tell your mother!

Squirrelflight: Kiss one another!

Ashfur: DIE FOR EACHOTHER!!

Brambleclaw: I brought you Frankincense.

Firestar: Thank you.

Hawkfrost: And I brought you Myrhh...

Hawkfrost: ...Mur-der!

Brambleclaw: *Gasp* Judice, NO!

Ravenpaw: Hi, My names Derek, welcome to Pizza Hut-

Ravenpaw: Let me guess, Pizza?

Graystripe: You gotta go quick. Okay?

*Graystripe Noise*

Graystripe: I'm just sayin'-

Fireheart: Hey, how ya'-

*Aggresive Dog Noises*

*Fireheart scream of terror*

Fireheart: Get yoUr f***ing dOg, B****!

Tigerstar: It don't bite.

Fireheart: YES IT DO, GET YOUR-

*Brightheart's Winning Smile*

Squirrelkit: I smell like beef...

Squirrelkit: I smell like beef...

Squirrelkit: I smell like beef...

Squirrelkit: I smell like beef...

Squirrelkit: I smell like BEEEEEEEF..

Scourge: Yo.

Bone: Yo, I'm here, open up.

Scourge: As a child, I was forced to eat dog food for dinner...

Bone: Open the f***ing door, man.