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  • Graystripe has been kidnapped by the humans.

  • "I hate this!" Says Graystripe, purring as he poses for the Christmas photo.

  • "Really need to get out of here." Says Graystripe, rolling around in the grass in the garden.

  • "I sure do miss my friends.." Says Graystripe, cuddling his new owner.

  • As soon as he gets outside, he gets totally lost and a kittypet has to lead him back home like, "Okay, don't get lost again, sweetie~"

  • He decides immediately that this kittypet is the love of his life for showing him basic human kindness.

  • He teaches her how to kill.

  • then Graystripe has a dream where Silverstream appears and she shows off the cool dead daughter she has now.

  • More importantly, Millie ????? knowing how to kill.

  • In the middle of a kitty cat wrestling match, this big cat jumps into the ring and shouts about how he's

  • the toughest, strongest, biggest boy around.

  • He initiates this cool one-on-one battle that he invented where he brings along two guys.

  • Graystripe immediately bites his neck and he flips out! And Millie helps.

  • "You should go home, Graystripe." says Millie.

  • "Shut up. You don't know me, you can never understand me." Responds Graystripe,

  • who in this book is super brooding and angry and has like literally none of his goofball

  • personality from the actual books.

  • Then Silverstream floats down from heaven to tell him to hook up with Millie because she's ????????

  • gotten together with the ghost of Rainwhisker or something.

  • So Graystripe decides that he SHOULD go home

  • But only if he can take his attractive new girlfriend with him.

  • "Whoa there, I just met you three days ago." Responds, Millie.

  • Then he takes off and wanders around aimlessly until Millie tracks him down and finds him in some sort of vacant lot starving to death.

  • She overhears him mumbling about Silverstream and asks with that all about,

  • and he tells her that Silverstream is the super hot dead chick that he loves more than her,

  • that he also knew for three days before getting together.

  • "Huuuh... Oookay!" Says Millie.

  • And then they walk into the sunset as if Graystripe telling Millie that she's second in his heart is the ultimate display of romance.

  • Millie miraculously knows exactly where to go, so they zoom right over to the old Clan territories.

  • When they're almost there they reenact that scene where Mufasa shows Simba the stars

  • because warrior cats and The Lion King have like the exact same religion.

  • Millie gets hit by every car and goes flying into a nearby corn field where Graystripe meets

  • Splash, Moss, her kits, and her husband, Yami Yugi

  • They go to look for Millie,

  • But they find out that corn is her weakness and she has nearly died.

  • Yugi tells them that they used to live in the nearby house until their owners died horribly in an unspecified accident.

  • But what's worse is that the new owners of the house are these dudebro dog people who think it's funny to let their animals kill

  • other pets.

  • The dogs corner Graytripe, so Millie jumps down and tells them in

  • dog language to "Leave and never come back."

  • Then she teaches everyone in the barn to speak dog

  • Which apparently is just a thing cats have been doing and could be doing this whole time?

  • But absolutely will never happen again.

  • Now that all the dogs have been dealt with the cats all hunt the weakest twoleg, but accidentally save it instead making the

  • Twolegs love them.

  • They hand Yugi's wife and children over to the humans which angers him but it's too late now,

  • so Graystripe and Millie just take off.

  • They finally make it to Thunderclan territory, but it's a complete wasteland.

  • Apparently they cleared out the forest and then didn't start any development at all, just making the territory an empty lot.

  • They didn't even bother taking up the tree stumps.

  • They crash at Ravenpaw and Barley's barn,

  • something cats will do until the end of time.

  • He asks Ravenpaw how long it's been since the Clans left, and he implies that it's been well over a year.

  • They cleared out this lot a year ago and still haven't bothered removing all the stumps. This is too realistic...

  • They travel a bit more and then stay the night in a cat friendly AutoZone, and

  • Graystripe realizes that he's never taught Millie that Clan cats don't eat fast food.

  • Instead of explaining this calmly, anger-management Graystripe flips out as if Millie should have already known,

  • and makes himself look like an unstable idiot in front of the onlooking garage cat.

  • He also gets comedically hit by a car!

  • After yelling at Millie and acting like a huge jerk for a few weeks,

  • Graystripe remembers that he never even asked her out in the first place,

  • And she's been flirting with the garage cat.

  • "I have something to tell you." He says.

  • "Me too!" responds Millie. "You first." "I want to learn how to drive a car." She insists.

  • He yells at her again, but they both get in the car anyways and drive off.

  • Then that truck crashes into the Gathering.

  • "Of course i'll marry you!" says Millie.

Graystripe has been kidnapped by the humans.

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我為大家劇透 灰紋歷險記 (貓戰士漫畫)(i spoil Graystripe and Millie for everybody)

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