Land of beauty and home to countless vanishing wonders, affordable housing, the green belt, the news, honest prices, honesty in general and of course trees that aren't on fucking fire.

美麗的土地，無數正在消失的奇蹟的家園

It's also home to an array of dangerous parasites.

經濟適用房

A message from the government of Canada.

綠化帶

Hello.

新聞

You probably know us as the peaceful, polite nature, loving country with the woke babe PM.

誠實價格

And the friendly horsey police said actually, as Bay said, Canada is a major oil and gas producing company at country.

廉潔奉公

And if you get between us and the oil and gas, we'll politely kick your fucking door in breaking down the door.

當然，還有沒有著火的樹木

Any questions good.

它還是一系列危險寄生蟲的棲息地

Now please rise for our national anthem to as you know, we're experiencing the worst fires in our history, but rest assured we're searching for the arsonists and when we find them, we'll give them billions in subsidies.

加拿大政府致辭

We know who they are.

您好，您可能知道我們是一個和平、彬彬有禮、熱愛自然的國家。

Some of us even work for them.

與醒著的女總理和友好的騎警在一起

What's that?

但實際上，正如裴先生所說

You thought our job was to keep Canadians safe?

"加拿大是一個主要的石油和天然氣生產國...

Oh, sweetie.

國家

Our job is to keep them safe from Canadian.

如果你阻撓我們開採石油和天然氣，我們會很有禮貌地把你的門踢開

Our prime marketer doesn't even try to hide it like that time he declared a climate emergency.

"我要破門而入"

And then approved an oil pipeline the very next day.

有問題嗎？

Cool and normal.

良好

A message from the government of British Columbia.

現在請全體起立，奏國歌

Visit BC home to Y another pipeline.

只是出來轉轉，是吧，兄弟？

Introducing the coastal gas line if completed, it'll carry fracked gas from the moy play to the coast so that a bunch of foreign companies can export it and make a lot of the Chin.

只是出來玩玩

Don't worry BC will earn billions in revenue too which once you subtract the billions of subsidies, we gave those guys to build, it comes to approximately, is it safe?

眾所周知，我們正在經歷有史以來最嚴重的火災

Of course not.

但請放心，我們正在尋找縱火者，一旦找到他們

Here's a destroyed wetland because going around it would have cost a bit more.

我們將向他們提供數十億美元的補貼

Here's a salmon stream nuked by a landslide and here's our regulator giving zero fucks because it's been captured by the gas industry.

我們知道他們是誰

Will it cause emissions?

我們中有些人甚至為他們工作

Put it this way?

什麼意思？你以為我們的工作是保護加拿大人的安全？

This is the tar sands and this is the mon play.

親愛的，我們的工作是保護他們免受加拿大人的傷害

Canada's largest carbon bomb.

我們的首席營銷官毫不掩飾這一點

Are we insane?

比如那次他宣佈氣候緊急狀態，第二天就準許了一條石油管道

That's why we've already approved three more pipelines here.

涼爽和正常

Once coastal gas link is completed, the only thing standing in the way of this massive fuck you to every living thing on the planet is a sovereign first nation that has the temerity to still exist.

不列顛哥倫比亞省政府致辭

The wet Sowetan, they've told coastal gas link to piss off because this is their yin, their land, which is completely and utterly a true according to our own Supreme court.

參觀不列顛哥倫比亞省

But don't worry Bay is committed to reconciliation unless it clashes with his holidays.

是的，另一條輸油管

Of course, and nothing says reconciliation, like raids, constant surveillance, harassment and threats, relax.

沿海天然氣連接線介紹

It's not like we're waging a war on the wet Sowetan.

如果建成，它將把蒙特尼油氣區的壓裂天然氣輸送到沿海地區

We've outsourced that role to a message from the US Army.

這樣，一些外國公司就可以將其出口，並賺取大量的ching-ching

Did you know that before serving as CIA director and getting his ass fired for boning as biographer, this four star army general wrote our field manual for how to wage war on local populations.

別擔心，不列顛哥倫比亞省也將獲得數十億美元的收入

We used it in Iraq and Afghanistan.

一旦減去我們給那些人的數十億補貼，就會發現

So when this Wall Street firm which owns coastal gas link, hired Dave to run their internal CIA, he said, hey, I'm a massive piece of shit.

大約...

Let's use those same tactics against this peaceful sovereign nation, defending its lands, tactics like buying off band councils to get their consent.

去他媽的

Said money is ammunition, delegitimizing those who can't be bought off props to be's court for helping with that.

啊

And most importantly, get local forces to do the fighting to put a friendly face on a foreign campaign and who better than Canada's friendly horsey police except now they look like this, meet their commander whose previous job was running similar ops in Afghanistan under General Petraeus and lastly kicking in their door and dragging people off their land.

安全嗎？

By the way, no conflict of interest for the motes pension fund, having millions invested in this pipeline.

當然不是

And that's how you make Canadians subsidize a pipeline through unseated indigenous territory in the midst of a climate emergency.

這是一片被毀壞的溼地，因為繞過去要花費更多的錢

All for the profit of foreign corporations and a wall street warlord Canada.

這是一條被山體滑坡摧毀的鮭魚溪流

Enjoy your visit and remember you too can support this shit fuckery by continuing to do business with these banks who are funding it, whatever you do don't support the wet.

而我們的監管機構卻對此毫不關心，因為它已經被天然氣行業俘虜了

So at Yenta access.com and unto dot C visit, Canada ps we're also arming the Saudis a message from the government of.

它會導致排放嗎？這樣說吧