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  • - One pound less.

  • - One pound less? - Yes.

  • - But no cucumber. - Yes.

  • - No, one pound more for being annoying.

  • (beep)

  • Hello, niece and nephew.

  • It's uncle Roger.

  • Today, Uncle Roger getting another job,

  • because times are tough.

  • I need money to buy new polo shirt.

  • My last job was at Mei Mei.

  • Great restaurant, but they fire Uncle Roger after one day.

  • I don't know why.

  • You're allergic to peanut.

  • Why so weak?

  • So weak.

  • Haiya, just eat peanut.

  • Hospital very close, don't worry.

  • So, today is new job.

  • I'm going to work at this food truck.

  • Rice Guy.

  • This is my boss for today.

  • - Hi, I'm Vanessa.

  • - Okay, Vanessa, what is Rice Guy?

  • Uncle Roger don't do research before any job.

  • - Well, Rice Guys, we're all about serving

  • a little bit of Chinese home cooking

  • to the workers in the city.

  • So really, staple foods like chicken rice,

  • and pork rice tasu, and mapo tofu.

  • - Are you a chef?

  • Have you always been chef?

  • - No, we were all actually in our corporate jobs,

  • working in public accounting.

  • - Accounting, and now food truck.

  • What your parent think? What your parent think?

  • What you tell them?

  • - We just told them we really wanted to do this,

  • it's our passion.

  • We all love cooking and food,

  • so they just really want us to be happy.

  • - I think they're lying to you.

  • I think Asian parent want you to have money.

  • They don't want you to serve chicken out of truck.

  • Actually, Uncle Roger like food truck,

  • because if you've got customer eat your food and die,

  • you just drive away.

  • Nobody can find you.

  • Vanessa, very smart.

  • Now we're going to drive to location.

  • Go, go, Vanessa, go.

  • - Uncle Roger, I thought we hired you to drive?

  • - No, no, no, Uncle Roger, bad back, cannot drive.

  • You're so tiny, the chair bigger than her.

  • Haiya, you drive so slow.

  • You drive like uncle Roger grandma, haiya.

  • Why you drive so fast?

  • Don't drive so fast.

  • Why, is police coming after you, is it?

  • Why you cannot afford better food truck?

  • - Well, it's a very nice car, Uncle Roger.

  • - Really, nice car don't go (mimics engine vibrating)

  • when you go above five mile an hour.

  • But one good thing about driving

  • old piece of shit like this is nobody want to steal.

  • Today, Uncle Roger gonna try my best to behave myself.

  • No yelling at customer unless they are idiot.

  • Oh, hello, hello.

  • - What's your bestseller here?

  • - Hainanese chicken rice.

  • That's what Rice Guy is known for.

  • - Oh, I see, okay.

  • Anyway, I'll order the smokey barbecue pork.

  • - The smoke...

  • But you just asked what the best thing is?

  • - Yeah, well- - Then why you ask?

  • If you make up your mind already, why you ask?

  • Haiya, card reader also not working.

  • Your truck broken, your card reader broken.

  • You should have stuck with accounting, you know.

  • I'm surprised, Asian business, we usually cash only,

  • because we don't want to pay tax.

  • But why Vanessa?

  • Why? You were so honest.

  • Do you hate money?

  • Hello, hello, how you doing?

  • - I'm good, how are you?

  • Good, good. What you want?

  • - I don't eat chicken.

  • - You don't eat chicken?

  • - No I don't like chicken

  • - You live your life wrong.

  • So what you want today?

  • - I'm going to try your tofu.

  • - Tofu!

  • You know that is last thing on menu for a reason.

  • Do we have tofu?

  • - But why?

  • - But not everybody deserve happiness.

  • - Oh you are Uncle Roger, right?

  • - Yeah,

  • yeah - Yeah, nice to meet you.

  • - Nice to meet you too.

  • - I love everything you do,

  • I'm always watching you. - Oh thank you

  • - You make me laugh - Uncle Roger working,

  • what else you want, otherwise you just go there and wait.

  • Oh hello, how are you doing?

  • - I'm good, thank you, how are you?

  • - I'm good, I'm good.

  • - Could I have the smoky barbecue pork please?

  • - Smoky barbecue pork, good choice, good choice.

  • - Is it halal?

  • - Is, what? What? Ask again?

  • - Is it halal?

  • - Is smoky barbecue pork halal?

  • Yes.

  • Hello, hello, how are you doing?

  • - Pretty good, pretty good. - Okay.

  • - Okay, what you want today?

  • - Can I get some Hainan chicken rice?

  • - Hainan chicken rice? Okay, no problem.

  • - Do you have it with brown rice though?

  • - With brown, with what?!

  • - Brown rice?

  • - Brown rice?

  • Haiya!

  • - Brown rice is the most disgusting rice,

  • you might as well have piss.

  • - Healthier though isn't is?

  • - Healthy?

  • - It's a lot healthier, that's what I've heard.

  • - Yeah disgusting thing always healthy,

  • is that how you want to live?

  • Okay, fine, brown rice, you want brown rice,

  • I give you brown rice.

  • - Thank you

  • - Customer always right.

  • Hello, hello, how are you doing?

  • - Doing good,

  • could we have two Hainanese roast chicken please?

  • - Two Hainanese roast chicken, no problem.

  • - Yeah can we have extra MSG?

  • - Extra MSG, oh my god, this is my favorite customer!

  • MSG is the best, is king of flavor.

  • - You don't have, what?

  • - That's why your business not good.

  • They don't have MSG here, but don't worry,

  • Uncle Roger has my own stash.

  • Just for my favorite niece and nephew.

  • Yes, I just elevated the food to the next level.

  • Oh, Uncle Roger want to lick the counter now, so tasty.

  • Hello, hello, how are you doing?

  • - How are you? - Good, good, good

  • - You all right? - What you want?

  • - Do you sell salad?

  • - Salad?

  • - Yeah, can I get the...

  • - Do you know the name of this food truck?

  • It's Rice Guy, not Salad Guy.

  • Well no salad here,

  • but we got tree behind you, go eat the leaf.

  • Go climb a tree and make your own salad.

  • - This is really bad service,

  • I can't believe you are speaking to me like this.

  • - Yeah you come to wrong truck, and you want good service?

  • You didn't do your research, and you want good service?

  • - Right, okay.

  • - Okay, leave a good review on Google.

  • Uncle Roger want to keep my job, leave good review, please!

  • Hello, hello, what you want?