I'm gonna preface this by saying we got all these items for free but I still want my money back.

我想先說一下，我們得到的所有這些物品都是免費的，但我仍然想拿回我的錢。

I'll be in my room.

我將在我的房間裡。

I also don't want my face.

我也不想要我的臉。

It's just hands.

這只是手。

Hands.

手。

Hands react to yesterday.

手的反應是昨天。

Okay.

好的。

Yeah.

是的。

HB fu xi sushi Sushi.

HB fu xi sushi 壽司。

Oh that's cool.

哦，那很好。

Oh like the ribs looks a little bit um you want to feel it feels a bit cheap.

哦，像肋骨看起來有點嗯，你要覺得它感覺有點便宜。

Yeah but it looks really cool.

是的，但它看起來真的很酷。

Yeah it does.

是的，它是。

Oh that's cool.

哦，那很好。

Turn around.

轉身。

Oh that's cool.

哦，那很好。

Very cool.

非常酷。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

That's way better than the other one.

這比另一個好得多。

That's so cool.

這真是太酷了。

They actually look like they're a decent size too.

實際上，它們看起來也是一個不錯的尺寸。

Oh that's so heavy.

哦，這太重了。

41.

41.

Yeah.

是的。

There's supposed to be our size, our size comrade.

應該有我們的尺寸，我們的尺寸的同志。

See on the on the thing.

見於上的東西。

Mm couple like good color combination.

夫婦倆喜歡好的顏色組合。

Oh this feels nice that that's gonna look so cool with your pants.

哦，這感覺很好，這和你的褲子搭配起來會非常酷。

They have the flames on them.

它們上面有火焰。

That's sick.

這很變態。

This actually feels really good.

這實際上感覺非常好。

Yeah, I really like that.

是的，我真的很喜歡這個。

A lot of the sweaters and jumpers from Yes.

很多來自Yes的毛衣和連衣裙。

Style.

風格。

A really nice, particularly.

一個非常好的，特別是。

This fabric is kind of like very heavy, heavy knit.

這種面料有點像很重很重的針織品。

It's his icon boy.

這是他的偶像男孩。

You Oh I do not remember.

你哦，我不記得了。

Do not remember.

不記得了。

You know, you probably don't remember it because it probably looks nothing like the picture.

你知道，你可能不記得了，因為它可能與照片上的樣子完全不同。

That's true.

這倒是真的。

That is very true.

這是非常正確的。

That's a typical thing that happens.

這是一個典型的事情，發生了。

Oh wow.

哦，哇。

That's so cool.

這真是太酷了。

Oh it's soft.

哦，它很柔軟。

What is the G.

什麼是G。

W.

W.

Stand for?

代表什麼？

I don't know what will fucking tags.

我不知道什麼是他媽的標籤。

Doesn't have a tag in the tags.

在標籤中沒有一個標籤。

That's so cute.

這真是太可愛了。

Oh I know what this is.

哦，我知道這是什麼。

Oh Friends came with Friends.

哦，朋友們和朋友們一起來了。

It's a dinosaur and another random oh, the frog kisses.

這是一隻恐龍和另一隻隨機的哦，青蛙的吻。

The princess.

公主。

Always a little bit thin.

總是有點瘦。

He's a little bit skinny.

他有點瘦弱。

Legend stable.

傳說中的穩定。

Stargazing pie.

觀星派。

I am a stargazing pie.

我是一個觀星派。

He's a gentleman.

他是個紳士。

Do flip.

做翻轉。

They also look like they're actually legitimately the right size pink.

它們看起來也是合法的正確尺寸的粉紅色。

Good idea.

好主意。

What's that?

那是什麼？

Oh, that's so cute.

哦，這太可愛了。

That kind of looks like the studio.

這看起來有點像工作室。

That's adorable.

這很可愛。

I like that shade of pink to oh, that's a really good size ship, feels like christmas.

我喜歡這種粉紅色的色調哦，這艘船的尺寸真的很好，感覺像聖誕節。

It is.

它是。

Don't shame me like that po that's the receipt.

不要像這樣羞辱我，阿寶那是收據。

Put it on.

穿上它。

I think he was fitted for him.

我認為他是為他量身定做的。

I mean we measured fat fingers, that's really felt.

我的意思是我們測量了肥胖的手指，那是真的感覺。

How do you keep your pants off while you're performing?

你是如何在表演時不脫褲子的？

It's incredible.

這真是不可思議。

Belt.

腰帶。

Oh, that's cool.

哦，那很好。

What color is the belt is it?

腰帶是什麼顏色的？

Green was black.

綠色是黑色的。

My eyes are just seeing green.

我的眼睛只是看到了綠色。

It was illegal for me.

這對我來說是非法的。

Not like this.

不是這樣的。

I did at one point, please.

我曾經做過，請。

Pretty modest.

相當謙虛。

That's so cute.

這真是太可愛了。

He doesn't fact smell like sh it it's really nice.

他的氣味並不像sh，它真的很好。

It's really nice.

這真的很好。

It just needs a wash.

它只是需要洗一洗。

Okay.

好的。

It's not as stinky as the shoes, the shoes were very stinky 1414.

它不像鞋子那麼臭，鞋子非常臭1414。

Oh, small foot on.

哦，小腳在。

Oh my goodness.

哦，我的天哪。

This is such a strange texture.

這是一個如此奇怪的紋理。

What where is the top to this?

在哪裡可以看到這上面的內容？

Hang on.

堅持住。

Oh, what's this?

哦，這是什麼？

This is like a thing.

這就像一個東西。

It is a weird, You know what?

這是一個奇怪的，你知道嗎？

It's like a Japanese handkerchief wrapping gift paper stuff.

這就像日本手絹包裝的禮品紙的東西。

That's very cool.

這是非常酷的。

Yes, I like that a lot.

是的，我非常喜歡這樣。

I can't really tell what the patents meant to be, but I can't tell either.

我真的看不出這些專利的含義，但我也看不出。

Abstract something.

抽象的東西。

So cute.

太可愛了。

Right?

對嗎？

It's small.

它很小。

What's that?

那是什麼？

Oh, pikachu eyeballs and I thought it was, oh, that's so, that's my favorite thing.

哦，皮卡丘的眼球，我以為是，哦，那是，那是我最喜歡的東西。

That's 100 cows, cows and then that's milk and it looks like a milk carton.

那是100頭奶牛，奶牛，然後那是牛奶，看起來像一個牛奶盒。

That's so cute.

這真是太可愛了。

Oh, I like that a lot.

哦，我很喜歡這個。

They're really nice.

他們真的很好。

Very solid.

非常穩固。

A unit didn't break.

一個組織、部門沒有破損。

Did you just pick it up and broke?

你剛拿起來就壞了嗎？

So you cut this part out?

所以你把這部分刪掉了？

My father Baroque, Like it's really nice.

我的父親巴洛克風格，喜歡它真的很好。

It's well made.

它做得很好。

That's okay.

那也沒關係。

I was only planning on wearing one of them.

我只打算穿其中一件。

I hope so.

我希望如此。

This is so cool.

這真是太酷了。

That's those shoes really are stinky.

這就是那些鞋子真的很臭。

I can smell them stink.

我可以聞到他們的臭味。

This is, I can't even tell what it is, but it's adorable.

這是，我甚至不能說這是什麼，但它很可愛。

I see a love heart with wings.

我看到一顆有翅膀的愛心。

A Oh wait, what the arms feel like?

A 哦，等等，手臂的感覺是什麼？

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Okay.

好的。

Yeah.

是的。

It's not bad.

這並不壞。

It's not bad at all.

這一點也不壞。

It's like four leather.

這就像四種皮革。

Yeah, feather.

是的，羽毛。

Its feather.

它的羽毛。

Its feather.

它的羽毛。

My favorite fabric clouds.

我最喜歡的織物雲。

Oh, that's like the jumper that I have.

哦，這就像我的那個跳線。

I got.

我得到了。

So I got two of them.

所以我得到了兩個。

I've got one in my size one in an extra large.

我有一件是我的尺寸，一件是超大的。

And I just got it because I was like, there's one left in that size so I'll buy it and I'll give it to someone one day.

我買下它是因為我想，這個尺寸還有一個，所以我會買下它，有一天我會把它送給別人。

Yes.

是的。

Very upset.

非常難過。

Never have scissors in a video.

在視頻中永遠不要有剪刀。

Oh.

哦。

Oh, I like that.

哦，我喜歡這樣。

That's actually really nice.

這實際上是非常好的。

That's lovely.

這很可愛。

Yeah.

是的。

What does cast made cast?

什麼是鑄成的鑄？

We gotta come up with some acronym for that.

我們得想出一些縮略語來形容。

It's can't ask uh sexy date.

這是不能問呃性感的日期。

Can't ask.

不能問。

Kind of illegal.

有點違法。

Okay, my favorite.

好吧，我的最愛。

That's definitely top top three, adorable, definitely.

這絕對是前三名，可愛的，絕對的。

This.

這一點。

Yeah, I like past me because I went for like some black stuff and then also some like, cutie stuff and I got shoes for both occasions.

是的，我喜歡過去的我，因為我去了像一些黑色的東西，然後也有一些像，可愛的東西，我為這兩個場合買了鞋子。

Perfect.

完美。

And then I don't know if I like that one or that one more.

然後我不知道我是喜歡那個還是那個更喜歡。

I'm really excited to see your outfits.

我真的很期待看到你的服裝。

A gentleman gentleman look fashion, professional sack, cocktail bar, C Bar C Bar.

紳士風度的時尚，專業的麻袋，雞尾酒吧，C吧C吧。

I am in fact, a bottle looks so cool.

事實上，我是，一個瓶子看起來那麼酷。

I love that top.

我喜歡那件上衣。

That's my favorite.

這是我的最愛。

It's really cool.

這真的很酷。

I like the train.

我喜歡這列火車。

Very nice.

非常好。

Does it really weight?

它真的有重量嗎？

Hang the dinosaur often.

經常懸掛恐龍。

Don't hang the dinosaur.

不要吊死恐龍。

Daddy very cursed of you.

爸爸非常詛咒你。

Yes, me and my son a little bit big.

是的，我和我的兒子有點大。

Yeah, but he's awesome.

是的，但他很厲害。

He's a little bit stinky me.

他是一個有點臭的我。

Turn around your memoir.

轉動你的回憶錄。

The the item from Yes.

該項目從是。

Style is too big.

風格太大。

Wait, what?

等等，什麼？

You look a bit stinky.

你看起來有點臭美。

Can you please say that again in exactly the same way you just said it.

請你以完全相同的方式再說一遍，好嗎？

It's as comfy as fun, bro.

這就像樂趣一樣舒適，兄弟。

G W I'm cozy as a motherfucker.

G W我像個狗孃養的一樣愜意。

I fear about froggy because it's very thin.

我擔心froggy，因為它非常薄。

Like if you've ever bought, if you ever bought a jumper off of like wish and it's like three sizes too small.

如果你曾經買過，如果你曾經買過一件毛衣，就像許願一樣，它就像三個尺寸太小。

Even though you sized up twice.

儘管你上了兩次尺寸。

That's hello there.

這就是你好。

I can wave like rosie now.

我現在可以像羅西一樣揮手了。

It's so evil, terrible illegal.

它是如此邪惡，可怕的非法。

The frog.

那隻青蛙。

What?

什麼？

The frog kisses the princess.

青蛙吻了公主。

Some of your freedoms.

你的一些自由。

I was trying to no longer.

我是想不再。

No, stop, grab, grab the extra.

不，停下，抓住，抓住多餘的。

Please hold the extra.

請拿著多餘的東西。

What?

什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

Why is your?

為什麼是你的？

Because I was sleeping.

因為我在睡覺。

Please kiss that really romantically.

請吻那真的很浪漫。

I don't like this being born.

我不喜歡這個被生出來。

I am a frog.

我是一隻青蛙。

Tadpoles are made pockets for your frog friend.

蝌蚪是為你的青蛙朋友製作的口袋。

They sent you a fucking avocado.

他們給你送來了一個他媽的鱷梨。

Yeah, they sent me an avocado and specifically came with this little dinosaur chop it now for something completely different.

是的，他們給我送來了一個牛油果，並特別附帶了這個小恐龍，現在把它切成完全不同的東西。

Okay, I approve already.

好吧，我已經準許了。

This is excellent.

這很好。

This is the most practical thing, wow, that's fucking sick.

這是最實用的東西，哇，這真他媽的變態。

That's the most zeke top I've ever seen.

這是我見過的最澤克的頂部。

It's very flattering to your, it's literally your hair.

這對你非常有利，這簡直就是你的頭髮。

It looks so good.

它看起來很好。

Looks like fire.

看起來像火。

This boy is on fire.

這個男孩火了。

She's walking on fire.

她在火上行走。

Power of Voodoo.

巫毒的力量。

Who do you do?

你是做誰的？

Do what?

做什麼？

Hello?

喂？

What are you looking at sally?

你在看什麼，莎莉？

Are you looking at the couch?

你在看沙發嗎？

Oh, Oh yes, that's that's the best or the second best.

哦，哦，是的，那是最好的或第二好的。

I don't know if I like that one more than the one you just had on?

我不知道我是否喜歡那個比你剛才的那個更多？

It's a very interesting texture.

這是一種非常有趣的紋理。

If you think about the, not quite wet suit material but the material that people refer to as wet suit material very often.

如果你考慮一下，不完全是潛水服的材料，但人們經常提到的潛水服的材料。

That's what this is.

這就是這一點。

Would you comfortably wear it?

你會舒適地穿著它嗎？

Yes, it just be a beach.

是的，它只是一個海灘。

This wedding.

這場婚禮。

Well, do not work out in this top.

好了，不要在這個頂部工作了。

Don't have a cow man.

不要有一個牛人。

I like to move it move it, move it, move it move it move it move it anymore.

我喜歡移動它移動它，移動它，移動它移動它，移動它移動它了。

How am I supposed to move it?

我應該如何移動它呢？

Move it in these conditions.

在這些條件下移動它。

That outfit looks really good.

這套衣服看起來真的很不錯。

You should look at yourself.

你應該審視自己。

You look sick.

你看起來有病。

Do I have to?

我必須這樣做嗎？

No, no, I don't have to torture my brain like that.

不，不，我沒有必要這樣折磨我的大腦。

No, no, you can just let hundreds of thousands of people appreciate it.

不，不，你可以直接讓幾十萬人欣賞它。

I don't have to see it.

我沒有必要去看它。

That's fine.

這很好。

For what purpose can you see know?

為了什麼目的，你可以看到知道？

Why?

為什麼？

Because there's a zipper.

因為這裡有一條拉鍊。

Why though?

但為什麼呢？

Kissed the hand of God truly is amongst us.

親吻了上帝的手真的在我們中間。

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do are we ready?

Just pole dancing.

就是跳鋼管舞。

Yes.

是的。

How does it feel?

感覺如何？

That doesn't look comfy.

這看起來並不舒服。

No, it's supposed to be oversized.

不，它應該是超大的。

It's just not, it's just it is sized.

它只是沒有，它只是它的尺寸。

The fabric is considered the fabric I'm considering definitely consider it heinous.

面料被認為是我考慮的面料，肯定認為是令人髮指的。

Yeah, it's also shedding?

是的，它也在脫落？

Good.

很好。

Yeah, lovely.

是的，很可愛。

The the how much do you reckon it was worth?

你認為它值多少錢？

We're going to put the price on the screen.

我們要把價格放在螢幕上。

How much do you think?

你認為多少錢？

How much did they pay you to take it off that Enough.

他們給了你多少錢，讓你把它拿下來，夠了。

Now please repeat the distressed a shut is $26.73.

現在請大家重複一下，苦惱的一關是26.73美元。

Now I'm gonna preface this by saying we got all these items for free but I still want my money back.