like you only clumsier and then one night when he  was cutting the patties he cut off his own hand  

就像你一樣，只是更笨拙，然後有一天晚上他在切肉餅的時候，把自己的手切掉了。

by mistake and he replaced his hand with a rusty  spatula and then he got hit by a bus and at his  

錯了，他用一把生鏽的鍋鏟代替了他的手，然後他被一輛公共汽車撞了，在他的

funeral he fired him so now his ghost returns to  the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance  

葬禮上他解僱了他，所以現在他的鬼魂回到了蟹堡王，進行可怕的報復。

there are three signs that signal the approach  of the high-slinging slasher first the lights  

有三個跡象表明，高空墜落的殺手正在接近，首先是燈光

will flicker on and off next the phone  will ring and there will be nobody there  

忽明忽暗，然後電話響起，卻無人接聽。

and finally The Hash Slinging Slasher arrives  in the ghost of the bus that ran him over then  

最後，"扔垃圾的殺手 "來到了當年撞死他的公車的幽靈中

taps I'm a window with his grisly  spatula hand no he opens the door

用他那可怕的鏟子手拍打我的窗戶，他沒有開門。

he slowly approaches [Music]

他慢慢地接近[音樂]

and you know what he does next what  you really want to know what are you  

你知道他接下來會做什麼 你真正想知道的是什麼？

sure you want to know what what  did they do he got you [Music]

你肯定想知道他們做了什麼，他讓你[音樂]。

oh [Applause]

哦[鼓掌]

SpongeBob I was joking what it's not true  none of it's true it's not of course not  

海綿寶寶，我是在開玩笑，這不是真的，都不是真的，當然不是了

nobody has a spatula for a hand it was all a joke

沒有人用鏟子當手，這都是個笑話。

very funny SpongeBob what and the lights will  flicker on and off just like the story I get it

非常有趣的海綿寶寶什麼和燈光會閃爍，就像故事一樣，我明白了。

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what what hello hello nice try Squidward let's  try what the phone will ring and there will be  

什麼什麼喂喂喂不錯的嘗試章魚哥讓我們試試什麼電話會響，會有的。

no one there oh you crack me up SpongeBob  I'm not doing this calm down calm down

沒有人在那裡，哦，你把我嚇壞了，海綿寶寶，我不做這個，冷靜下來，冷靜下來。

foreign

外國

well they're dropping someone off

他們在送人

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ers

運動員

and I have a job application  I brought my own spatula  

我有一份工作申請，我帶了我自己的鍋鏟

I called her earlier but I hung up cause I  was nervous do you have references wait if  

我早些時候給她打過電話，但我掛斷了，因為我很緊張，你是否需要推薦人等待？

that was you on the phone and you on the  bus then who was flickering the lights

是你在打電話，你在車上，那麼是誰在搖晃燈光？

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[Music]

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