Oh sorry gil I didn't see you there.

哦，對不起，吉爾，我沒有看到你在那裡。

Oh are you?

哦，是你嗎？

Are you sorry?

你後悔了嗎？

Well I suppose that makes it all.

好吧，我想這就是全部。

Oh you beautiful, fantastic people.

哦，你們這些美麗、神奇的人。

Oh would you look at that, it's a wonderful day.

哦，你看看，這是個美好的一天。

Yeah A flower for you.

是的，一朵花送給你。

A flower for you.

一朵花送給你

Oh if it isn't my favorite orange in the whole wide world abacus.

哦，這不是我在整個世界上最喜歡的橙色算盤嗎？

Yeah okay that was pretty good.

是的，好的，那是相當好的。

What the heck has gotten into grapefruit?

柚子到底怎麼了？

Hey are you guys coming to the unveiling the unveiling of what you haven't heard dr bananas just finished his latest invention?

嘿，你們要來參加揭幕儀式嗎？你們沒有聽說過香蕉博士剛剛完成他的最新發明嗎？

Grapefruit thinks it's the voice modulator ray that will give him his old voice back.

西柚認為這是聲音調製器射線，可以讓他恢復原來的聲音。

Oh so that's why he's in such a good mood.

哦，所以這就是他心情這麼好的原因。

Hey merry christmas, everyone, you get a present and you get a present, it's not even close to christmas bro.

嘿，聖誕快樂，各位，你得到了一個禮物，你也得到了一個禮物，這甚至還沒有接近聖誕節，兄弟。

Oh it's happening everybody.

哦，它正在發生，每個人。

Good afternoon everyone, thank you for coming to the unveiling of my latest invention.

大家下午好，感謝你們來參加我最新發明的揭幕儀式。

Yeah Yeah.

是的是的。

All right, I love you dr bananas, thank you.

好吧，我愛死你了，謝謝你。

I love you as well I suppose now then if the livestream is up and running yeah then the time has come to lift the carton.

我也愛你，我想現在如果直播已經開始並運行了，是的，那麼是時候掀開紙箱了。

Yeah let that thing woo veggies and gentle fruits.

是的，讓那東西揩油蔬菜和溫和的水果。

I proudly present to you, say the words a time machine.

我驕傲地向你們介紹，說一句話，一臺時間機器。

Uh I was expecting more applause Sorry, no hands, not the time orange.

呃......我以為會有更多的掌聲 對不起，沒有手，不是橙色的時間。

Hey dr bananas what the heck in heck huh?

嘿，香蕉博士，這到底是怎麼回事啊？

I thought you were working on the voice modulator right this entire time.

我以為你這段時間一直在研究語音調製器的問題。

Well as you know I always have several balls in here and well you chose the wrong ball bro, you understand what it's like for me about this struggling every day with this voice Dude, my friends don't like it.

如你所知，我在這裡總是有幾個球，而你選擇了錯誤的球，兄弟，你明白對我來說是什麼樣子的，每天都在與這個聲音作鬥爭，夥計，我的朋友不喜歡它。

The ladies definitely don't like it, but they still love actually, it's your personality.

女士們肯定不喜歡它，但她們實際上還是喜歡，這是你的個性。

Second.

第二。

Did you ruin my life?

你毀了我的生活嗎？

Dr b can you tell me a bone here?

b博士，你能告訴我這裡有一塊骨頭嗎？

I'm talking here, grapefruit calm down.

我在這裡說，柚子冷靜下來。

How can I calm down?

我怎樣才能平靜下來？

How am I supposed to calm down at a time?

我怎麼能在一個時間段內平靜下來呢？

Like this grapefruit?

喜歡這個葡萄柚嗎？

I think you might have just peed yourself, I might have just live streamed it.

我想你可能剛剛尿過了，我可能剛剛直播了它。

What?

什麼？

And it might have just been featured on jimmy melon and gone viral.

而且它可能剛剛在吉米-西隆的節目中出現，併成為病毒。

Oh man, it's so I love that.

哦，夥計，它是如此的我喜歡這樣。

This was supposed to be the best day of my entire life.

這本該是我一生中最美好的一天。

Well if you read any of these comments, it's gonna be the worst.

好吧，如果你讀了這些評論中的任何一條，這將是最糟糕的。

Great food if I may I believe I have a solution.

偉大的食物，如果我可以的話，我相信我有一個解決方案。

Oh do you?

哦，是嗎？

Bad chance doctor because unless you've got a time machine underneath there, there's nothing you can Oh yeah I have a time machine, okay yeah this could totally work.

機會不好，醫生，因為除非你在下面有一臺時間機器，否則你沒有什麼可以做的，哦，是的，我有一臺時間機器，好的，是的，這完全可以工作。

Yeah yeah yeah so we can go back in time to perform my voice change.

是的是的，這樣我們就可以回到過去，進行我的變聲。

We think with the past about a bang.

我們用過去的思維來思考，大約是一鳴驚人。

Everything goes back the way it was.

一切都回到了原來的樣子。

I asked this out, she says yes, boom, give it up already.

我問這個問題，她說是的，轟，已經放棄了。

Unfortunately, changing your voice back won't be that simple grapefruit, I only have enough nuclear kinetic sludge to travel one month in the past or the future, wait only a month, so you're telling me I can't go back to a time before I had this voice.

不幸的是，把你的聲音變回來不會那麼簡單柚子，我只有足夠的核動能淤泥，可以在過去或未來旅行一個月，等等只有一個月，所以你告訴我，我不能回到我有這種聲音之前的時間。

No, but we can go into the future at which point I will have had a time to create more nuclear kinetic sludge.

不，但我們可以進入未來，屆時我將有時間創造更多的核動能淤泥。

Once we have that extra sludge, we will be able to go back to a time before your voice changed interesting and hey, who knows?

一旦我們有了這些額外的淤泥，我們就能回到你的聲音變的有趣之前的時代，嘿，誰知道呢？

Maybe a month from now.

也許從現在開始的一個月。

You'll have finished the voice modulator ray, whatever you need to tell yourself grapefruit, Great.

你會完成語音調製器的射線，無論你需要告訴自己柚子，太好了。

Then it's settled dr bananas and I are going to go back to the future.

然後就這麼定了，我和香蕉博士要回到未來去了。

Let's do this.

讓我們來做這個。

Seriously guys, I just waxed that we have arrived.

說真的，夥計們，我剛剛打過蠟，我們已經到了。

So this is what one month in the future looks like, huh?

所以這就是未來一個月的樣子，嗯？

Hey grapefruit pay grew a beard, huh?

嘿，柚子付長了鬍子，嗯？

Didn't see that one coming.

沒想到會有這樣的結果。

Hey grapefruit, marshmallow is a third eyeball now, definitely didn't see that one coming.

嘿，西柚，棉花糖現在是第三個眼球了，絕對沒料到會這樣。

Hey grapefruit.

嘿，葡萄柚。

Do I know you know, but I know you, everyone does.

我知道你知道嗎，但我知道你，每個人都知道。

You're the guy who peed himself in the remix, right?

你是那個在混音中撒尿的人，對嗎？

Remix, What are you talking about?

混合，你在說什麼？

How can I calm down?

我怎樣才能平靜下來？

Can I calm down?

我可以平靜下來嗎？

How am I supposed to calm down at a time?

我怎麼能在一個時間段內平靜下來呢？

Like this bananas?

喜歡這個香蕉嗎？

Can we just get the energy fluid or whatever it's called and get out of here.

我們能不能拿到能量液或不管它叫什麼，然後離開這裡。

I don't like the future very much.

我不太喜歡未來。

Indubitably.

毋庸置疑的是。

We just need to find me.

我們只需要找到我。

That guy over there.

那邊的那個人。

Kind of looks like you dresses better though.

雖然看起來像你的衣服更好。

That's correct.

這是正確的。

I was there, I witnessed the entire thing.

我在那裡，我目睹了整個事件。

Indubitably.

毋庸置疑的是。

No, it was not planned or scripted in any way and that guy hiding the rock over there kind of looks like me.

不，這不是計劃中的，也不是以任何方式編排的，那個藏在石頭裡的人有點像我。

Hey there, handsome.

嘿，帥哥。

Yeah, you're not so bad yourself but seriously bro, you're gonna want to get under this rock now.

是的，你自己並不壞，但說真的，兄弟，你現在要想辦法從這塊石頭下面鑽出來。

Why is that?

這是為什麼呢？

It's hib it's the peace himself, grapefruit mean guy.

是希伯來人，是和平本人，西柚的意思是傢伙。

Quickly in here.

迅速在這裡。

The four of us need to talk.

我們四個人需要談談。

Mhm greetings.

嗯，問候。

Future grapefruit and future doctor bananas.

未來的葡萄柚和未來的醫生香蕉。

We have come to retrieve all the nuclear kinetic sludge you have made in the past month.

我們是來取回你在過去一個月裡製造的所有核動能汙泥的。

Oh dear.

哦，親愛的。

Well that's a shame because I haven't made any Oh come on, I apologize but I've been too busy doing interviews.

嗯，這是一個恥辱，因為我沒有做任何哦來，我道歉，但我一直忙於做採訪。

Everyone wants my first hand account of how the biggest meme in history came to be.

每個人都想知道我對歷史上最大的備忘錄是如何形成的第一手資料。

And as for you, it's truly I've just been hiding out under a rock, waiting for this whole thing to blow over the internet is mean bro.

至於你，真的是我一直躲在石頭下面，等著這整件事在互聯網上炸開，是很卑鄙的兄弟。

So let me get to you did nothing but interviews for the past month, I slept under a rock for a month and now we can't time travel back to the past.

所以讓我說說你過去一個月除了採訪什麼都沒做，我在岩石下睡了一個月，現在我們不能穿越到過去。

Indeed, without any nuclear kinetic sludge, you can't even time travel back to your present day.

事實上，如果沒有任何核動能汙泥，你甚至無法穿越時空回到你現在的日子。

You mean we're stuck here in the future.

你的意思是我們被困在這裡的未來。

We're on a celebrity but peeing myself, hold on, there's no way to undo this.

我們在一個名人身上，但卻尿了自己，堅持住，沒有辦法挽回。

Please both of you need to calm down before you.

請你們兩個人都要冷靜下來才行。

Oh my God, there's two of them now and they both rage paid themselves simultaneously and I got the whole thing on camera.

哦，我的上帝，現在有兩個人，他們兩個人同時憤怒地給自己付錢，我把整個過程拍了下來。

Well I didn't think it was possible to one up the original meme but this will do it.

我不認為有可能把原來的備忘錄改成一個，但這可以做到。

Somebody get jimmy melon and DJ remix on the phone.

有人給吉米-梅隆和DJ Remix打電話。

This meme has legs for at least another month.

這個備忘錄至少還有一個月的時間。

Yeah man it's so I loved it.

是的，夥計，我喜歡它。

Mhm.

嗯。