So, this is just an interview for the newspaper.

「嗯，這只是一個報社的採訪。」

I just have a couple questions.

「我只是有幾個問題‧‧‧」

- Mr. Grey will see you now. - Oh. (laughs)

－「格雷先生現在可以見你」－哦（老太太笑得開心）

Fifty Shades of Grey.

《格雷的五十道陰影》

- Polite-- - What is this?

「禮貌的」－這是什麼？

Intense, smart...

「有壓迫感的」、「聰明的」‧‧‧

This looks like an attorney based film.

這像是一部律師片。

- Do you have any interests outside of work? - Bad question.

「你有任何工作以外的興趣嗎？」－什麼爛問題。

(Grey) I'd like to know more about you.

（格雷）「我想更進一步認識妳。」

There's really not much to know about me.

「我實在沒有什麼好再多認識的。」

I mean, look at me. (nervous chuckle)

「我指的是，哎你看我就只長這樣。」（緊張尷尬的暗笑）

I am.

（格雷）「我是在看你啊。」

Now I'm not sure what kind of film it is.

現在我沒把握知道這是什麼電影了。

This is not good. Hypnotic eyes. Trouble!

這不太妙，催眠一樣的眼神，麻煩來了！

Ooh Lord!

哦天哪！

Ooh!

哦！

Didn't expect an interview to end like that.

這個採訪的結果真是無法預料。

(Grey) I'm incapable of leaving you alone.

（格雷）「我無法讓妳獨自」

- (Grey) I don't do romance. - I don't do romance?

（格雷）「我不故作浪漫」－我不故作浪漫？

What kind of a guy are you?

這是什麼怪咖男人？

(Grey) My tastes are very...singular.

（格雷）「我的品味非常‧‧‧特別」

- You wouldn't understand. - Mmm.

「你不會了解的」－嗯。

I didn't imagine him that young.

我不能想像格雷這麼年輕。

He looks like a kid!

他看上去像個孩子！

Enlighten me then.

「現在開導我吧」

Oh, baby. You're in trouble.

哦，女孩，你有麻煩了。.

Into the dungeon you go!

妳進地牢吧！

(moaning)

（呻吟聲）

Not exactly for children.

兒童不宜。

Fifty Shades of Grey! That famous novel.

格雷的五十道陰影！那部有名的小說！

The trailer was a bit of a mystery to me.

這個預告片對我來說是個懸疑片。

I thought it was gonna be a mystery or a spy thing.

我認為這是一部懸疑或間諜的片子。

You just knew that we either got vampire or sex coming.

早就知道一定會有吸血鬼或性愛場面。

The book was bad enough, the movie's probably worse.

這本小說已經夠爛了，翻拍的電影可能會更爛。

(movie reel rolls)

（電影的捲軸轉動）提問時間

- (Finebros) So does this movie look good? - Yes.

（Finebros）那你們覺得這部電影感覺好看嗎？－是的－

It looks good.

看起來不錯。

I'm not into movies that are all about the s-word.

我對只提到性的電影沒興趣。

It looks ridiculous. It looks stupid.

這部電影看起來可笑又愚蠢。

It looks intriguing。I wanna know what's on his mind.

蠻令人好奇的，我想知道他腦袋裡裝的是什麼。

I wouldn't like him to date my daughter, I'll tell you that!

我會告訴你，我不會讓他跟我女兒約會的。

So far, I'm not turned on.

目前為止，我還沒有什麼興趣。

- (Finebros) Have you read the book? - No, I haven't.

－（Finebros）你們讀過這本書嗎？－不，我不曾。

No. I wouldn't spend my money on it.

不，我不會花錢在這東西上。

My library doesn't carry it！

我的圖書館不會有這本書！

I've read the book. I read the next one.

我讀過這本書，還讀了續集。

Shame on me. It's very badly written,

好丟臉喔，寫得真差勁，

but I couldn't put it down.

但我就是沒辦法放下它。

(Finebros) Do you have any idea of what it's about?

（Finebros）你們覺得這部電影在講些什麼呢？

Something to do with power.

跟權力有關。

I know it's something to do with...sex!

我知道這和「性」有關！

Just get her in the dungeon and do stuff to her.

就把她關進地牢，然後對她做一些事情。

I think it's an S&M story.

我覺得這是有關S&M（性虐待與被虐待）的故事。

It's about this innocent young woman.

這是有關一個無辜的年輕女人。

and he turns out to be a sado-masochistic monster,

結果發現他是一個施虐受虐狂般的野獸，

but she tames him。

但她馴服他。

So he becomes a nice man。

所以他變成更溫和的男人。

(Finebros) So we have some passages from the book.

（Finebros）所以我們有書裡的一小節。

Oh god。

哦天哪.

- (Finebros) Look it over first. - Okay.

－（Finebros）先看一下。－好的－

(Finebros) And let us know if you're comfortable reading

（Finebros）然後讓我們知道，你們能否自在的

this back to us.

念給我們聽。

No, I'm not gonna read this.

不，我不會唸這些東西。

- You want me to read it out loud? - (Finebros) Yeah!

－你要我大聲唸出這東西－（Finebros）是的！

Okay.

好的。

"I pull him deeper into my mouth..." I have to read this? Me?

「我將他拉進我的口腔，更深處‧‧‧」我必須讀這東西？我？

"So I can feel him at the back of my throat and then...

「所以我能夠感受到他，就在我的喉嚨後面，然後」

And then to the front again."

「然後又回到前面。」

"My tongue swirls around the end."

「我的舌頭在他那兒的前端旋轉著」

(laughs)

（笑）

"He's my very own Christian Grey flavored popsicle."

「他是我專屬的克里斯蒂昂‧格雷口味冰棒」

(laughs)

（笑）

"He's my very own Christian Grey flavored popsicle."

「他是我專屬的克里斯蒂昂‧格雷口味冰棒」

(laughs)

（笑）

"I suck harder and harder...mmmm."

「我吸吮得愈來愈用力‧‧‧嗯‧‧‧」

"Harder...and harder...mmmmm."

「愈來愈用力‧‧‧嗯」

Wow. (chuckles)

喔（笑）

There's a whole lot of sex going on here.

這有一堆的性愛在裡面。

I believe the Italians call that fellatio.

我相信義大利人稱之為fellatio（口交）。

I know women like these things, but I don't understand it.

我知道一些女性喜歡這類東西，但我不了解。

(Finebros) And one more!

（Finebros）再唸一點吧！

"Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off

「他忽然坐起來，然後扯下我的內褲」

and throws them on the floor."

「然後將它丟到地上」

"Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow!"

「脫下他的內褲，他勃起的那個彈了出來，哦天哪」

Holy cow?!

天啊！？

"His erection springs free! HOLY COW!!!"

「丟下他的內褲，他勃起的那個彈了出來，哦天哪」

Holy cow?! No!

天啊！？不！

"He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length."

「他站起來，把保險套放在他那長度很可觀的東西上」

"Oh no...will it? How?!"

「哦不‧‧‧那東西會？什麼方式？」

(laughs)

（笑）

I like it.

我喜歡。

I can't believe this has been such a best-seller.

我不敢相信這是一本最暢銷的書。

(Finebros) So Fifty Shades of Grey was first only available online.

（Finebros）所以格雷的五十道陰影一開始只在網上販售。

Then it got published and now the series has sold

現在它出版了，然後系列賣了

- over 100 million books. - My goodness.

超過一億本。－哦我的天。

It just shows you how desperate the public is.

這正好說明了，這世界有多飢渴。

Horny as hell. (laughs) That's what they are!

飢渴無比。（笑）這就是這個世界。

(Finebros) So who do think this movie is targeted at?

（Finebros）所以這部電影鎖定的觀眾群是誰呢？

People who love porn.

喜歡色情片的人。

Oh, I would say, obviously, youth.

我覺得顯然是年輕人。

Aren't all movies the 18-24 year old boys?

這些電影都是為了18~24歲的男孩嗎？

Middle class housewives.

中產階級的家庭主婦。

Women in their 40s, 30s.

三十多歲到四十多歲的女人。

It's targeting women. Lonely women.

目標客群是女人。寂寞的女人。

(Finebros) When it comes to the book, it is said that the majority

（Finebros）以這本書來說，它的主要讀者群

of the readership were mothers over the age of 30 or older.

是30歲或更年長的媽媽們。

Really?

真的嗎？

(Finebros) Why do you think moms, older mothers,

（Finebros）你覺得為什麼媽媽們，與年長的媽媽們，

would enjoy reading a book about sex and bondage?

會喜歡讀這種與性和奴隷綑綁有關的書呢？

Maybe their guys are tired of sex.

可能他們的男人對性覺得疲累吧。

Sex is a powerful thing. It's even more powerful than YouTube.

性是一個強大的東西，甚至比YouTube更強大。

I can't answer that for them, 'cause I'm not into it.

我無法幫他們回答這問題，因為我不感興趣。

I think it's probably a fantasy.

我認為這可能是一種幻想。

It show some of their erotic thoughts lurking behind those gentle, sweet faces.

這顯示出那些溫和可愛的臉龐後面，她們潛藏的情色幻想。

Because they're home with their kids and their life is dull,

因為她們在家帶小孩而且生活平淡，

and probably sex has gone... (imitates plane crashing)

還有可能性生活已經走下‧‧‧（模仿飛機墜落）

Mothers over 30?

三十歲以上的母親？

After babies, you know, the bedroom is not quite as

自從有了小孩之後，你知道的，臥房不再像以前是

an exciting place as it used to be, so they're probably looking for some...

一個令人興奮的地方，所以她們可能在尋找一些‧‧‧

some thrills that maybe they're not getting at home.

一些刺激，或許就有在家裡沒辦法獲得的感覺。

(Finebros) Do you think it's okay for something this sexual

（Finebros）你們認為像這種性暗示的東西

- to be that popular? - Oh, sure.

如此的流行妥當嗎？－哦，當然。

No, I think it says something sad about our society,

當然不，我覺得這顯示出我們的社會有點可悲。

that that's what people are spending their money and time on.

人們花他們的金錢和時間在這方面。

Those books always existed, and they were a lot more crass,

這些書一直都存在，而且它們遠比這本書

crappier, and poorly written in many ways than this.

更粗魯，更爛，更加的毫無寫作技巧。

I'm happy I live in a country where I'm not censored.

我很高興我住在這樣的國家，我不用被審查，

And the price you pay for lack of censorship

而你因為缺少審查而付出的代價，

is there's going to be times that it goes over,

就是它會有太超過的時候，

and you're gonna go, "Whoa! You know, this is too much!

而你會說：「哦，你知道的，這太超過了！」

Somebody should do something about this."

「需要有人對這件事 做些什麼。」

Well, you know what? Do you really want someone

然而，你知道嗎？你真的想讓某些人

doing something about that? Because that means

做「那樣」的事嗎？是因為那表示

they're going to be doing something about this too.

他們將會去做「這樣」的事。（會適得其反）

TRUTH!

真實無誤！

- (Finebros) Do you wanna go see it? - Oh, yes!

（Finebros）你們會去看這部片嗎？－哦，會的！

Yeah.

會。

You bet.

當然。

You gotta go see things eventually, or you're gonna be

你終究會去看這些東西，不然你將

really out of the loop.

真的退流行了。

Yeah.

會。

But I'm embarrassed to admit it. (laughs)

但我不太好意思承認。（笑）

Not even if I got a free ticket.

就算我有免費的票，我也不會去。

When I saw that she was... her mouth was taped,

當我看到她被‧‧‧她的嘴巴被封起來，

that was enough for me.

這對我來說已經夠了。

I don't think so 'cause I'm not into the bondage.

我不認為我會去，因為我對奴隷捆綁沒有興趣。

Heh. Right. For sure.

嗯，對，當然的。

I won't read the book. I won't see the movie.

我不會讀這本書，我也不會去看這部電影。

- I have zero interest in things like-- - (Finebros) You kinda want to see it.

－我對這東西興趣是零。－（Finebros）你明明就有點想去看。

Not even kind of. You're not going to play this with me.

一丁點都沒有。你不會跟我玩這套吧。

- (Finebros) Just a little bit. - Not even a teeny bit!

－（Finebros）就一點點。－甚至是一小丁點都沒有！

I wouldn't even torrent it!

我甚至懶得上網看！

(Finebros laughs)

（Finebros笑）

I don't know how to torrent.

我連上網抓種子看都不會。

(Finebros) Why is this your type of thing?

（Finebros）為什麼這是您喜歡的類型呢？

I guess I'm sexy and crazy!

我想是因為我既性感又瘋狂吧！

PLAYA!!!!

PLAYA！（花花公主呢）