No hey get your paws off me mister.

不，嘿，把你的爪子從我身上拿開，先生。

Hey what's up?

嘿，怎麼了？

Whoa.

哇哦。

What's with all the screaming?

怎麼會有這麼多的尖叫聲？

Yeah not a monster hamburger.

是的，不是一個怪物漢堡包。

Get away from me.

離我遠一點。

Monster.

怪物。

Are you seriously spitting seeds at me right now?

你現在真的在向我吐種子嗎？

I'll never let you destroy the kitchen, destroy the watch.

我永遠不會讓你破壞廚房，破壞手錶。

You'll never take me.

你永遠不會接受我。

How does an orange have a gun?

橙色怎麼會有槍？

Okay.

好的。

Are we calm now?

我們現在平靜了嗎？

Can we just talk like normal?

我們能不能像往常一樣交談？

Sorry, itchy trigger finger jay's What is with you?

對不起，手指癢癢的Jay's 你是怎麼了？

What you look like a monster?

你看起來像什麼怪物？

I'm not a monster.

我不是一個怪物。

I told you I'm a hamburger or like monster burger.

我告訴過你，我是一個漢堡包，或者說是怪物漢堡包。

I'm not a monster christ.

我不是一個怪物基督。

Is this how you treat all of your guests scream, Call them names and then shoot at them.

你是這樣對待你所有的客人的嗎？尖叫，叫他們的名字，然後向他們開槍。

Um Yo what's up bro?

嗯，喲，怎麼了，兄弟？

It's a fruit.

它是一種水果。

Ooh this place looks nice.

哦，這個地方看起來不錯。

It's a midget green alien.

這是一個綠色的侏儒外星人。

Hello friend.

你好，朋友。

It's an ugly fruit.

這是一種醜陋的水果。

You're right.

你是對的。

I am an ugly fruit.

我是一個醜陋的水果。

Oh damn right I would never do that.

哦，該死的，我永遠不會這麼做。

Yeah I'm sure.

是的，我肯定。

So then you're not gonna eat me?

那麼你不打算吃我？

Monster burger bro.

怪物漢堡包兄弟。

I'm a hamburger.

我是一個漢堡包。

How many times do I have to tell you hamburger?

我得告訴你多少次漢堡包？

Do you park in the porking lot puns?

你把車停在豬圈裡的雙關語嗎？

Really?

真的嗎？

I bet you do things really full bore puns.

我打賭你做的事情真的是滿滿的雙關語。

Don't even make sense.

甚至沒有意義。

I made a beef not ham.

我做的是牛肉不是火腿。

Wait, monster burgers are made of beef.

等等，怪物漢堡是由牛肉製成的。

Sounds like bovine intervention.

聽起來像是牛的干預。

Shut up.

閉嘴吧。

Listen if I have to tell you one more time that I'm not a monster.

聽著，如果我必須再告訴你一次，我不是一個怪物。

I'm gonna hit you so hard chuck.

我要狠狠地揍你一頓，Chuck。

Norris would be impressed.

諾里斯會留下深刻印象。

Violence won't solve anything.

暴力不會解決任何問題。

You're the one shooting me with a gun.

你才是用槍射擊我的人。

Self defense self?

自衛的自我？

The good Lord.

善良的主。

You're annoying.

你很煩人。

I'm not annoying.

我不煩人。

Let me guess.

讓我猜猜看。

Orange Hot freaking hilarious.

橙子熱得很熱鬧。

Yeah.

是的。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

If you're not a monster then what are you?

如果你不是一個怪物，那麼你是什麼？

I told you hamburger meat, then I got a bunch of lettuce cheese, tomatoes and other stuff in here.

我告訴過你漢堡肉，然後我在這裡放了一堆生菜奶酪、西紅柿和其他東西。

What?

什麼？

You ain't lettuce cheese and tomato.

你不是生菜奶酪和西紅柿。

No, I didn't actually.

不，實際上我沒有。

You are a monster.

你是一個怪物。

Stop, stop well, stop eating my friends.

停止，停止好，停止吃我的朋友。

I didn't need your friends just because I'm made of these things.

我不需要你的朋友，只是因為我是由這些東西組成的。

Doesn't mean that I hate them.

這並不意味著我討厭他們。

I'm not a monster.

我不是一個怪物。

Just a hamburger.

只是一個漢堡包。

Um Hey, what?

嗯 嘿，什麼？

What is it?

它是什麼？

Monster burger?

怪物漢堡？

Are you kidding me?

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

I'm gonna rip your peel off and shut it down, killing me.

我要把你的皮膚撕下來，把它關掉，殺了我。

Whoa.

哇哦。

That monster burger is really deranged.

那個怪物漢堡真的很喪心病狂。

What?

什麼？

I don't get it.

我不明白。

Oh, I see you're a hamburger and hamburgers are made of beef, beef come from cows and cows?

哦，我知道你是一個漢堡包，漢堡包是由牛肉製成的，牛肉來自牛和牛？

Hang out at a range.

在靶場上閒逛。

Get it deranged.

得到它瘋狂的。

I get it.

我明白了。

Mhm.

嗯。

That doesn't end.

這並沒有結束。

Yes, it goes on.

是的，它繼續下去。

Bye.

再見。

Why I is something wrong?

為什麼我出了問題？

What are you screaming about?

你在叫什麼？

What is your weakest monster?

你最弱的怪物是什麼？

A silver bullet?

一顆銀色的子彈？

I wouldn't say I'm not a monster.

我不會說我不是一個怪物。

I'm just a burger.

我只是一個漢堡包。

Oh, I've had this explained to me before.

哦，以前有人向我解釋過這個問題。

I remember that.

我記得。

I remember hearing about you your infamous and burger circles.

我記得聽說過你你那臭名昭著的和漢堡圈的事。

You know the orange Who thinks burgers are monsters.

你知道那個認為漢堡是怪物的橙色人。

I know you're not a monster.

我知道你不是一個怪物。

It just took a second for my brain to catch up.

我的大腦只是花了一秒鐘的時間來追趕。

Get it.

得到它。

Yeah.

是的。

This is the other thing that they warned us about you?

這就是他們警告我們的另一件事，你？

Well, seeing as how you're not a monster.

嗯，看到你不是一個怪物。

It's really nice to meet you.

真的很高興見到你。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Nice to meet you too.

也很高興見到你。

But actually I'm not a burger.

但實際上我不是一個漢堡包。

Do you work out because you're looking pretty beefy?

你健身是因為你看起來很健壯嗎？

But I'm not made of a burger.

但我不是漢堡包做的。

Do you have any siblings?

你有什麼兄弟姐妹嗎？

Any cyst tears or burr utters.

任何囊腫的淚水或毛刺的吭聲。

No, I do not have any siblings.

不，我沒有任何兄弟姐妹。

But but you sure are having a cow.

但是，但你肯定有一個牛。

But you let me finish a sentence Already.

但你已經讓我完成了一個句子。

Read my lips.

閱讀我的嘴脣。

Okay.

好的。

I have not made of meat.

我沒有用肉做。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Really?

真的嗎？

Sorry.

對不起。

My mistake.

我的錯誤。

I'm serious.

我是認真的。

Why aren't you believing me?

你為什麼不相信我？

I'm a beyond burger.

我是一個超越漢堡的人。

You're not beyond burger.

你並不是不能吃漢堡。

He is.

他是。

Hey?

嘿？

What?

什麼？

I can't hear you.

我聽不到你說什麼。

Stop.

停止。

Okay just stop.

好了，別說了。

A beyond burger is a type of veggie burger.

超越漢堡是素食漢堡的一種類型。

I am 100% meat free.

我是100%無肉的。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

I don't get it.

我不明白。

I'm genetically modified.

我是轉基因的。

Like in a laboratory.

就像在實驗室裡一樣。

Are you a mutant?

你是一個變種人嗎？

I guess you could say that you're a mutant burger from another dimension.

我想你可以說你是一個來自另一個維度的變異漢堡。

Uh Is that why you're a beyond burger?

呃 這就是為什麼你是一個超越漢堡的人？

Because you're from beyond?

因為你是來自超越？

No, I am not From beyond.

不，我不是來自超越。

If anybody's from beyond its faca What?

如果有人來自於它的面孔之外 什麼？

Speak up?

大聲點？

I do it you're a mutant alien burger and you're here to take over the earth.

我做的，你是一個變異的外星人漢堡，你是來接管地球的。

Help.

幫助。

Would you stop mutant burger?

你會阻止變種人的漢堡嗎？

Stop screaming.

不要再叫了。

I couldn't keep it in for crying out loud.

我哭著喊著都憋不住了。

Would you get a grip.

你能不能加快腳步。

How can I don't have any hands.

我怎麼會沒有手呢。

That's why you have to keep the emergency alien invasion button here on the counter.

這就是為什麼你必須把外星人入侵的緊急按鈕放在櫃檯上。

Emergency alien what now?

緊急情況下的外星人現在怎麼辦？

Get this alien mutant everything.

讓這個外星變種人得到一切。

We've got what the like the TNT fire my lasers, squashes, throw some more garlic in there.

我們有什麼像TNT發射我的激光器，南瓜，再扔一些大蒜在那裡。

Okay, cease fire.

好了，停火吧。

That Patti's whacked.

那個帕蒂被打倒了。

Who?

誰？

Actually, no, the flames and lasers did cook me pretty nicely though.

事實上，沒有，不過火焰和脈衝光確實把我烤得很好。

Those squashes Tenderized my patty to perfection and the garlic added some nice seasoning.

這些南瓜將我的肉餅嫩化得很完美，大蒜也增加了一些不錯的調味料。

Honestly, I've never been more delicious.

說實話，我從來沒有這麼好吃過。

I can't believe you survive that.

我不相信你能活下來。

Believe it.

相信它。

Orange meatless burgers are here to stay after all.

橙色無肉漢堡畢竟是要留下來的。

I'm food just like you.

我和你一樣是食物。

I'm not some kind of monster burger.

我不是什麼怪物漢堡。

See you're getting it already.

看你已經明白了。

No monster burger.

沒有怪物漢堡。

Whoa!

哇!

You're telling me that wasn't actually meet.

你是在告訴我那不是真的見面。

Well, that's impossible.

嗯，這是不可能的。

Well actually he's impossible.

好吧，實際上他是不可能的。

Hello?

喂？

I don't get it.

我不明白。

That's what I'm called.

這就是我的名字。

C0, I get it now you're an impossible burger.

C0，我現在明白了，你是一個不可能的漢堡包。

Exactly.

正是如此。

Oh man, that was really funny.

哦，夥計，這真的很有趣。

We do have a good time, don't we, yep.

我們確實有一段美好的時光，不是嗎，是的。

We sure do what you wearing blue?

我們肯定會這樣做，你穿的是藍色的嗎？

Pretty corny outfit if you ask me now is not the time for hilarious jokes.

如果你問我，相當老套的裝備，現在不是講熱鬧笑話的時候。

Orange.

橙色。

The world could end at any moment.

世界隨時都可能結束。

Wait, you said that last friday.

等等，你上個星期五就這麼說了。

That's fair.

這很公平。

I basically say that every friday, but I'm telling you orange this time.

我基本上每個星期五都這麼說，但這次我告訴你橙色。

I have it on good authority.

我有很好的證據。

This random am radio frequency.

這個隨機的無線電頻率。

I stumbled upon humanity as we know it is at an end.

我偶然發現，我們所知的人類已經走到了盡頭。

It's happening?

它正在發生？

It's approaching.

它正在接近。

Oh my gosh!

哦，我的天哪！我的天哪

Oh my gosh!

哦，我的天哪！我的天哪

Oh my gosh!

哦，我的天哪！我的天哪

Oh my gosh, what do we do get in the can, my man, Ugh, smells like a hermit crab in here.

哦，我的天哪，我們該怎麼做，我的男人，唉，聞起來像寄居蟹在這裡。

That is so rude.

這真是太無禮了。

You see the orange only hope is to get into a bunker and people stop their bunkers with lots of canned food.

你看，橙色的唯一希望是進入掩體，人們用大量的罐頭食品阻止他們的掩體。

People mistake us for canned food, then maybe they'll take us for their weight.

人們誤以為我們是罐頭食品，那麼也許他們會把我們當成體重。

It's working.

它正在發揮作用。

See you on the other side bunker buddy.

在另一邊的碉堡裡見，夥計。

Whoa, Nice bunker.

哇，不錯的掩體。

I was afraid you were taking me to a real clunker.

我還擔心你會帶我去看一個真正的破車。

Hey, canned tomatoes.

嘿，西紅柿罐頭。

Hey, what, what kind of canned food should I write on my can, I'm trying to survive the end of the world and I need a great disguise.

嘿，什麼，我應該在我的罐頭上寫上什麼樣的罐頭，我想在世界末日中生存，我需要一個偉大的偽裝。

I'm sorry you expect to pass as a canned food.

我很抱歉，你期望作為罐頭食品通過。

Look, let's not get too carried away.

聽著，我們不要太沖動。

Exactly.

正是如此。

Know carried away, huh?

知道自己被帶壞了，是吧？

Poor canned tomatoes.

可憐的西紅柿罐頭。

We barely even got a chance to catch up, wow.

我們甚至幾乎沒有機會敘舊，哇。

Hey, hey, mysterious silhouette in the corner.

嘿，嘿，角落裡的神祕人影。

Hey, what do you want?

嘿，你想要什麼？

What's a really disgusting canned food that no one would ever eat.

什麼是真正噁心的罐頭食品，沒有人會吃。

I'm gonna write that on my can.

我要把這句話寫在我的罐子上。

See, I don't wanna get eaten.

看，我不想被吃掉。

I just want to live on the shelf while the world outside goes to poop.

我只想住在架子上，而外面的世界則去拉屎。

Well in that case, pretend you're a canned cheeseburger like me, wow, you're a cheeseburger in a can.

那麼在這種情況下，假裝你是像我一樣的罐裝奶酪漢堡，哇，你是一個罐裝奶酪漢堡。

Well, that's disgusting.

好吧，這很令人厭惡。

Believe me.

相信我。

I know I've sat around on this shelf for so long.

我知道我已經在這個架子上坐了這麼久了。

I'm starting to near my expiration date.

我已經開始接近我的有效期了。

You're telling me you're like an entire cheeseburger crammed into a can.

你是在告訴我，你就像一個完整的奶酪漢堡被塞進了一個罐頭。

Yes, it's a thing.

是的，這是個東西。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

I mean, I definitely don't want to get eaten, but on the other non existent hand, I have standards.

我的意思是，我肯定不想被吃掉，但在另一個不存在的方面，我有標準。

Aren't there any other disgusting canned foods that could be that are a little less disgusting?

難道就沒有其他噁心的罐頭食品，可以不那麼噁心的嗎？

Sure there's cream of mushroom.

當然也有奶油蘑菇。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

Or should I say there was cream of mushroom?

或者我應該說有奶油蘑菇？

Oh, there's cream of broccoli.

哦，還有奶油西蘭花。

More like scream of broccoli these days, huh?

這些天來，更像是西蘭花的尖叫聲，嗯？

Hold on, this is fantastic.

等一下，這真是太棒了。

What's fantastic my joke?

什麼是奇妙的我的笑話？

Yeah, I thought it was pretty good to know.

是的，我認為這是很好的瞭解。

Don't you see what's happening?

你沒看到正在發生什麼嗎？

We're running low on supplies and you're excited about this.

我們的物資已經不多了，而你卻對此很興奮。

Of course it's my dream to be eaten before my expiration date.

當然，在我的到期日之前被吃掉是我的夢想。

Excuse me.

請原諒我。

I suppose it will all come down as it always does to me and dehydrated tarantula and a can the what?

我想這一切都會像往常一樣降臨到我身上，脫水的狼蛛和一罐什麼？

In a what?

在一個什麼？

It's a thing.

這是個東西。

Hello, can cheeseburger.

你好，罐裝芝士漢堡。

Hello dehydrated tarantula.

你好，脫水的狼蛛。

Can you're looking somewhat edible today I suppose.

我想，你今天看起來有點可吃。

Yeah.

是的。

Well, I wish I could say the same.

嗯，我希望我也能這樣說。

I hate you so much to Randall in a can.

我太恨你了，恨不得把蘭德爾裝在罐頭裡。

Go on and hate this.

繼續討厭這個。

Spider is about to be eight.

蜘蛛馬上就要八歲了。

Get it because someone's gonna eat me.

得到它是因為有人要吃我。

And also because I have eight legs.

而且還因為我有八條腿。

Yeah double punch.

是的，雙衝。

Nice heck yeah, it is enough.

很好，是的，這就夠了。

Listen here tarantula, can I'm gonna get eaten before you do one way or another.

聽著，狼蛛，無論如何，我都會在你之前被吃掉的。

Yeah, right dude, like anyone's ever gonna eat a cheeseburger in a can.

是的，沒錯，夥計，好像有人會吃罐頭裡的芝士漢堡。

they will too, will not will to win the hatch.

他們也會，不會將贏得孵化。

They're opening the bunker orange come out, the weather is fine, the apocalypse, it's over.

他們正在打開地堡橙子出來，天氣很好，啟示錄，已經結束了。

What are you cheering about?

你在為什麼歡呼？

Orange?

橙色？

I'll never get eaten.

我永遠不會被吃掉。

Now if people aren't stuck in bunkers, that means I gotta go head to head with normal cheeseburgers who aren't in cans.

現在，如果人們沒有被困在掩體裡，那就意味著我得和那些不在罐子裡的正常芝士漢堡正面交鋒。

I don't stand a chance.