I think in the near future it's illegal to take drugs or drink except for one night, the binge as it's known where it's perfectly legal to get drunk, hire stoned.

我認為在不久的將來，除了一個晚上之外，吸毒或喝酒都是非法的，也就是所謂的狂歡，在那裡喝醉了，僱人發呆是完全合法的。

But this year they did what?

但今年他們做了什麼？

You wouldn't believe they moved the binge to christmas eve.

你不會相信他們把狂歡搬到了聖誕節前夕。

What?

什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

Oh, why did they have to put the bins on christmas?

哦，他們為什麼要在聖誕節放垃圾桶？

I am not going to stand by because you all want to do a bunch of slam balls out of frosty's whole Andrew, we're not kids anymore.

我不會因為你們都想從弗洛斯蒂的整個安德魯身上做一堆抨擊球而袖手旁觀，我們已經不是孩子了。

This binge is our chance to take our lives to the next level.

這次狂歡是我們的機會，使我們的生活更上一層樓。

You're going to fix things with your family.

你要和你的家人一起解決事情。

I'm great, your mom's new lover, you're banging my mom, I'm gonna propose to sarah, I'm going over to her dad's house to ask him for permission.

我很好，你媽媽的新情人，你和我媽媽搞在一起，我要向莎拉求婚，我要去她爸爸家徵求他的同意。

You don't want to turn on the bubbles or nothing.

你不希望打開保麗龍或什麼都不做。

I'd like to be able to see right through to the bottom.

我希望能夠直接看到底部。

Too many mysteries in those bubbles.

這些保麗龍中有太多的謎團。

Hey, come with me.

嘿，跟我走吧。

If you want to binge, who are you?

如果你想狂歡，你是誰？

I'm angel, I'm gonna show you what it would be like if you were never born.

我是天使，我要讓你看看如果你從未出生會是什麼樣子。

This is terrifying, Jesus, this party's dead grandma, you have a heart condition, you should have seen the ship, we were into back in the 60's Andrew, I lost their grandma's ring and I'm high off cocaine.

這是可怕的，耶穌，這黨的死奶奶，你有心臟疾病，你應該看到船，我們是成回在60年代安德魯，我失去了他們奶奶的戒指，我是高關閉可卡因。

Can you come get me uncle chris did you break out of prison.

你能不能來接我，克里斯叔叔，你是不是越獄了。

It didn't matter because the binges on and everyone's excited about christmas again.

這並不重要，因為狂歡開始了，大家又對聖誕節感到興奮。

Hey child, what do you want under the tree.

嘿，孩子，你在樹下想要什麼。

This christmas binges are coming, man, we're taking over tonight.

這個聖誕節的狂歡要來了，夥計，我們今晚要接管了。

All the rules are out the window.

所有的規則都在窗外。

It's christmas.

現在是聖誕節。

You spelled my name wrong.

你把我的名字拼錯了。

Why is that house smoking a cigarette?

為什麼那間房子在抽菸？

This is what I've been wanting to say to you the entire night.

這就是我整晚都想對你說的話。

Damn.

該死的。

I really was high and drunk when I wrote these.

我寫這些的時候真的是又高又醉。