Name: 柯南讓約翰-坎迪參觀80年代的哈佛大學 | 柯南-奧布萊恩需要一個朋友 (Conan Gave John Candy A Tour Of Harvard In The '80s | Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend)
Uploaded: 2022-11-01T19:05:23.000Z
Duration: 12 min 17 s

I know that you are working with Ryan Reynolds.

我知道你正在與瑞安-雷諾茲合作。

So Ryan approached me about doing directing a john candy documentary, right?

所以，瑞安找到我，想讓我做導演一部約翰遜的紀錄片，對嗎？

And uh, I wanted to talk about this because john candy was one of my comedy heroes, grew up watching SCTV and so many people know him from uh, trains, planes and automobiles or uncle buck or um, splash.

呃，我想談談這個問題，因為約翰-坎迪是我的喜劇英雄之一，他是看著SCTV長大的，很多人知道他是在火車、飛機和汽車上，或者是巴克叔叔或嗯，潑水。

But you know, I, I really saw him on SCTV and was just enchanted with this guy and I had the opportunity to spend some time with him.

但是你知道，我，我真的在SCTV上看到了他，並被這個人迷住了，我有機會和他相處了一段時間。

I orchestrated, uh, basically a scam to get john candy to come and visit the, the lampoon building and I got to go and get him.

我策劃了，呃，基本上是一個騙局，讓約翰-卡迪來參觀，燈籠樓，我得去找他。

Um, and chauffeur him around and I got to spend about a day and a half with him I think.

嗯，給他當司機，我和他相處了大約一天半，我想。

And it was magical because he was, he, he taught me a lesson.

這很神奇，因為他是，他，他給我上了一課。

He was everything I wanted john candy to be in person.

他是我所希望的約翰糖的一切人。

And you know, sometimes that's not the case.

而你知道，有時情況並非如此。

You know, you, you, you, you idolize someone, you think they're great and you meet them and they're not that person and it's not their fault.

你知道，你，你，你，你把某人當作偶像，你認為他們很偉大，而你遇到他們，他們不是那個人，這不是他們的錯。

They're projecting something that we all like and then we want them to be that he was that times 10, he was the john candy that I was hoping he would be times 10 and he was great and I remembered talking to him pretty late at night having a chat with him and he asked me what I was thinking of doing and I said, I might like to try comedy and he looked like threw me like into my eyes and he said, he said, kid a lot, like, like johnny Larue, like, hey kid, and he said, kid, you don't try comedy, you do it because you have to.

他們在投射一些我們都喜歡的東西，然後我們希望他們是他的10倍，他是我希望他成為10倍的約翰-糖果，他很棒，我記得在很晚的時候和他哈拉，他問我想做什麼，我說。我說，我可能想嘗試喜劇，他看著我的眼睛，他說，他說，孩子很多，就像約翰尼-拉魯，就像，嘿，孩子，他說，孩子，你不嘗試喜劇，你做它是因為你必須這樣做。

And I walked away from that thinking he's right.

I mean, if I'm in, I'm all in, there's no trying it and huh, this isn't going, this isn't working out.

我的意思是，如果我加入了，我就會全身心投入，沒有人會去嘗試，呵呵，這不可能，這不可能成功。

T um instead, you're like, actually I will take this LSD and just make jokes instead.

T嗯，相反，你就像，實際上我會服用這個LSD，只是做笑話來代替。

My God, what are you going to be a lawyer?

That was my fault and it still is my fallback kind of lawyer.

那是我的錯，現在仍然是我的備份律師。

Just whatever lawyer kim Kardashian is, that's what I'm going to be.

無論金-卡戴珊是什麼律師，我都要成為這樣的人。

Don't give up on your secondary dream, That's the most inspirational thing.

不要放棄你的次要夢想，這是最鼓舞人心的事情。

You don't try to be a kim Kardashian lawyer?

你不試圖成為金-卡戴珊的律師？

That's what kim Kardashian would probably say to me, I said, you know, sometimes I think I might try being a lawyer, you don't try being a lawyer slash owner of the Spanx empire or skim sorry, sorry, did I say?

這就是金-卡戴珊可能會對我說的，我說，你知道，有時我想我可能會嘗試做一名律師，你不會嘗試做一名律師，也就是斯潘克斯帝國的老闆，或者撇清對不起，對不起，我說了嗎？

Of course there, they're two completely different brands, like Pepsi and coke, okay, okay, look, everyone's on me.

當然，在那裡，它們是兩個完全不同的品牌，就像百事可樂和可口可樂，好吧，好吧，看，每個人都在我身上。

I know, I know I'm asking I made a mistake, I made a mistake.

我知道，我知道我在問我犯了一個錯誤，我犯了一個錯誤。

It is, it's two different brands of like, you know, getting it in.

這是，這是兩種不同的品牌，你知道，把它弄進去。

Is there, is there, Hey, can I ask a quick question.

是否有，是否有，嘿，我可以問一個簡單的問題。

Also, did we just come up with a different term for pornography as well?

另外，我們是不是也想出了一個不同的術語來形容色情製品？

Is their trademark that well, Erica Brown is always saying that she works, she works here and she pretty much runs everything here at the Konan empire and Erica Brown, who is the queen?

他們的商標是好的，埃裡卡-布朗總是說她的工作，她在這裡工作，她幾乎掌管了科南帝國的一切，埃裡卡-布朗，誰是女王？

Um, my question is, is there a skims slash Spanx for men?

嗯，我的問題是，有沒有一種男士用的skims slash Spanx？

Oh, it's just, it's me wearing, There's just male Spanx Spanx.

哦，這只是，這是我穿，有隻是男性Spanx Spanx。

Yeah, I guess I've got to got to have those.

I hate to break it to you, but there's something.

Why do you say it so conspiratorially or kind of sexually like because you we have those weighted blankets and it makes people feel the idea of me being held closely all day in my various areas.

為什麼你說得這麼陰謀論，或者有點像性愛，因為你我們有那些加權毯，它讓人感覺到我整天被緊緊抱住的想法，在我的各個領域。

I'm not gonna buy them for you that you have to go and do that.

我不會為你買這些東西，你必須去這樣做。

I can't go, You have to go, you're my assistant to do that.

我不能去，你必須去，你是我的助手，要做這個。

You have to go and say, I'm here to buy some skim slash Spanx for Conan o'brien.

你必須去說，我是來給柯南-奧布賴恩買一些脫脂斜紋布的。

Hold on, we've got we've got verification verification.

等一下，我們已經得到了我們已經得到了核實驗證。

讓我們把這個消息傳給卡戴珊姐妹。

No, no, no, don't give it to the Kardashians.

不，不，不，不要把它交給卡戴珊姐妹。

You create a brand, my lawyering and you do spank.

你創造一個品牌，我的律師和你做打屁股。

I think we may have mentioned this before, but it just cracks me up.

我想我們以前可能提到過這一點，但它只是讓我感到震驚。

You know, there's a lot of celebrities out there and Ryan Reynolds one, he's got like an aviator gin.

你知道，有很多名人在那裡，瑞安-雷諾茲一個，他有一個像飛行員一樣的琴酒。

I believe I've got a company called hank's kerchief company.

我相信我有一家公司叫漢克手帕公司。

Not only that, my jacket is literally lined with uh Hanks kerchiefs that that is a wonderful line has got the little logo and everything.

不僅如此，我的夾克衫裡簡直是用呃漢克斯的手帕襯著，那是一個美妙的系列，有小標誌和一切。

Did you want to sell handkerchiefs or did you have to because of the name of the game?

你是想賣手帕還是因為遊戲的名字而不得不賣？

I wanted to sell kerchiefs, I wanted to sell kerchiefs.

And then as I was sitting there about four minutes after I thought of the idea, I burst out laughing because I thought of the name and so many people, there was one group of people that were like, no, you really shouldn't do that.

然後當我坐在那裡大約四分鐘後，我想到了這個想法，我突然大笑起來，因為我想到了這個名字，有那麼多人，有一群人說，不，你真的不應該這樣做。

Hanks kerchiefs and they're like, no, people are gonna think it's hank's kerchiefs and I'm like, you just said it not a problem.

漢克斯手帕，他們說，不，人們會認為這是漢克斯手帕，我說，你剛剛說了，這不是一個問題。

Yeah, that's not a problem because I didn't know that and I thought that you didn't want to, but because it fits your name, you had to be like that.

是的，這不是一個問題，因為我不知道，我以為你不想這樣，但因為這符合你的名字，你不得不這樣。

也許你必須做奧布賴恩的洋芋。

You want to know what brian's potatoes do you like potatoes, corn in?

你想知道布里安的洋芋你喜歡洋芋，玉米在什麼地方？

They make me that you so no, you eat so many potatoes and then you need your special Conan O'brien Spanx.

他們讓我，你這麼不，你吃了這麼多洋芋，然後你需要你的特殊的柯南-奧布賴恩斯潘克斯。

Well anyway, market demand, but you do Spanx, but just call them straight up hank's.

好吧，無論如何，市場需求，但你做Spanx，但只是直接叫他們漢克的。

Listen, I will listen, I will, I will invest in the company.

聽，我會聽，我會，我會投資於該公司。

I think that you are the front man for the we call them Hanks and it is male Spanx.

我認為你是我們叫他們漢克斯的前鋒，它是男性的斯班克斯。

Um, they can't sue you because that's your name.

嗯，他們不能起訴你，因為那是你的名字。

You've had that your entire life and I will be an investor.

你的一生都有這樣的經歷，我將成為一個投資者。

Have a lot of ideas about where it should hug and hold okay all the areas, people getting bummed out.

有很多想法，它應該在哪裡擁抱和保持好所有的區域，人們得到的是無奈。

Yeah, I'm empowering myself to talk about my body, but you don't understand when you say it were then forced to think about it.

是的，我正在賦予自己權力來談論我的身體，但你不明白，當你說出來後又被迫去想它。

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