So in order to shoot this video, we had to do it basically the way I haven't done it in seven years, which is like completely by myself.

是以，為了拍攝這段視頻，我們不得不以我七年來沒有做過的方式進行拍攝，也就是完全靠自己。

So this is the most lo fi thing in awhile enjoy.

是以，這是一段時間以來享受的最多的lo fi事情。

He held an emotional gun to her head like a bargain christian bale girls.

他用一把情緒化的槍指著她的頭，就像一個討價還價的克里斯蒂安-貝爾女孩。

Hey, I needed to get the out of my house.

嘿，我需要把它從我的房子里弄出來。

Ted was driving me nuts.

特德快把我逼瘋了。

Why?

為什麼？

What was he doing monster who dances to hold music.

他在做什麼怪物，誰在抱著音樂跳舞。

I know he's a freak.

我知道他是個怪人。

He was having a great time on hold.

他在等待中度過了一段美好的時光。

Oh my God, he's gonna snap one day and kill us all.

哦，我的上帝，他總有一天會崩潰，把我們都殺死。

He's like ted lasso to ted Bundy.

他就像泰德-邦迪的泰德-拉索一樣。

Yeah, She's the reason I like every day I should send her the bill for all the doctor's appointments.

是的，她是我喜歡的原因，每天我都應該把所有醫生預約的賬單寄給她。

She always cuts me on the beach.

她總是在海灘上砍我。

Right?

對嗎？

I don't think I could booze.

我不認為我可以喝酒。

And that's like, seriously?

而這就像，認真？

I just tried to write a pregnancy test in melissa's bathroom and it's positive.

我剛剛在梅麗莎的浴室裡試著寫了一個懷孕測試，結果是陽性。

Congrats.

祝賀你。

I'll get you as soon as planned parenthood appointment.

我將在計劃生育預約後儘快聯繫你。

Who's the dad?

誰是爸爸？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I mean, I do know obviously, I, I know who the dad is.

我的意思是，我確實知道，我，我知道爸爸是誰。

That that information.

該資訊。

I definitely know.

我肯定知道。

It kind of seems like you don't know.

這似乎是你不知道的。

I know.

我知道。

Look on the bright side now.

現在看看光明的一面。

You can eat whatever you want now that I can't have wine.

現在我不能喝酒了，你想吃什麼就吃什麼吧。

I don't know you guys what if what if I should have this baby?

我不知道你們，如果如果我應該生下這個孩子呢？

Should I be a mom.

我是否應該成為一個母親。

I mean, you're already bossy and overbearing.

我是說，你已經很專橫，很霸道了。

So your natural Michelle what you're exactly like my mom.

所以你的自然人米歇爾你和我媽媽一模一樣。

I love my mom.

我愛我的媽媽。

I've never wanted kids.

我從來沒有想過要孩子。

I need fred signed paperwork agreeing that he understood this in full prior to getting married.

我需要弗雷德簽署文件，同意他在結婚前完全理解這一點。

Like actual paperwork, yep.

像實際的文書工作，是的。

Family lawyer taking each other initial here here.

家屬律師在這裡把對方初始化。

Yeah.

是的。

Stay here, teenagers.

留在這裡，少年們。

Date there.

在那裡的日期。

Okay, great.

好的，太好了。

Now we're ready for the blood oath ceremony.

現在我們準備好了血誓儀式。

Put your hand up.

把你的手舉起來。

I fred agreed to never have kids.

我fred同意永遠不要孩子。

So melissa, you have never wanted kids When we were little melissa didn't even want to play with dolls because she didn't want to be saddled with the responsibility of the trophy.

所以，梅麗莎，你從來沒有想過要孩子 當我們還小的時候，梅麗莎甚至不想玩娃娃，因為她不想承擔獎盃的責任。

Oh my God, how come you've never wanted them?

哦，我的上帝，你怎麼從來沒有想要他們？

How did you make that decision?

你是如何做出這個決定的？

As like a tiny little melissa?

就像一個小的小梅麗莎？

Well, there are a lot of tattoos that go into that.

好吧，有很多紋身都是這樣的。

I mean, think about it.

我的意思是，想想看。

It's so much physical labor for the woman to endure and then the pregnancy, not only being risky and potentially horrible things happening during the pregnancy, long time, financially, physically, financially, it can be really tough, especially if you want to, hey melissa, the ted talk convinced me.

婦女要忍受如此多的體力勞動，然後懷孕，不僅有風險，而且在懷孕期間可能發生可怕的事情，時間長，經濟上，身體上，財務上，這可能真的很艱難，特別是如果你想，嘿，梅麗莎，泰德談話說服了我。

Oh my God, I made the planned parenthood appointment hours ago.

哦，我的上帝，我幾個小時前就預約了父母計劃。

Yeah, I mean, all that being said, it's, I'm actually having a hard time with it right now.

是的，我的意思是，所有這一切都在說，它是，我實際上有一個困難的時間與它現在。

Really?

真的嗎？

Why is changing his mind?

為什麼要改變他的想法？

What?

什麼？

I know it's like as we're getting older and more people around us, they're having kids.

我知道這就像隨著我們年齡的增長，我們周圍更多的人，他們有了孩子。

It's like he's more interested in furthering his biological legacy.

好像他對進一步發展他的生物遺產更感興趣。

Oh my God, why?

哦，我的上帝，為什麼？

I mean, your D.

我是說，你的D。

N.

N.

A.

A.

Is 100% that bit.

是100%的那個位子。

So I get it.

所以我明白了。

I mean that's true you know but seriously it's like I'm so frustrated at this point when it's such a taboo topic.

我的意思是這是真的，你知道的，但說真的，在這一點上我很沮喪，因為這是一個禁忌的話題。

I think women should be allowed to say I don't want to have kids and I'm going to regret this or women, you have kids aren't allowed to say I regret motherhood.

我認為應該允許女性說我不想生孩子，我會後悔的，或者女性，你有孩子不允許說我後悔做母親。

It's like I just don't think it's ok to sacrifice your whole life or something.

就像我不認為犧牲你的整個生活或什麼是可以的。

You don't even, Yeah that's true.

你甚至不知道，是的，這是真的。

I mean I definitely I have felt like I've always wanted to have kids until maybe I hit like 30 and then I realized oh is this what I actually want or is it just what's expected of me?

我的意思是，我肯定我覺得我一直想有孩子，直到也許我到了30歲，然後我意識到哦，這是我真正想要的還是隻是對我的期望？

Yeah totally.

是的，完全正確。

So you're gonna text the dad who?

所以你要給誰的爸爸發短信？

Oh yeah the dad, the dad who?

哦，對了，那個爸爸，那個爸爸是誰？

I know yeah I'll talk to him right now is his take would be important.

我知道，我現在就和他談，他的意見很重要。

Yeah.

是的。

I think it's before you know for sure.

我想這是在你確定之前。

Wait is that a group text?

等等，這是個群發短信嗎？

No it's not a group text.

不，這不是一個群發文本。

It's just to one recipient.

這只是給一個收件人。

Wait, you found a pregnancy test in my bathroom?

等等，你在我的浴室裡發現了一個驗孕棒？

I don't have pregnancy tests.

我沒有驗孕棒。

Well what is this then?

那這是什麼？

Baby girl?

女嬰？

That's a Covid test.

那是一個Covid測試。

Oh I guess I have Covid let's go.

哦，我想我有科維德，我們走吧。

I'm anaconda.

我是巨蟒。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

The patrons who supported today's video and thank you to better help for sponsoring today's episode.

支持今天視頻的贊助人，感謝更好地幫助贊助今天的節目。

So I just actually found out that there's such a thing called a parenthood therapist who helps you navigate whether or not you want to have kids.

是以，我實際上剛剛發現，有這樣一種東西，叫做父母親的治療師，他們幫助你瞭解你是否想有孩子。

So the topic of kids is something that I definitely bring up therapy a lot.

是以，孩子的話題是我肯定會經常提起的治療內容。

And even if I wasn't talking about this specific issue, therapist can help you navigate your life struggle, pinpointing what's affecting your happiness and help you create patterns that support a healthy lifestyle.

即使我不是在談論這個具體問題，治療師也可以幫助你瀏覽你的生活鬥爭，準確地指出影響你幸福的原因，並幫助你創建支持健康生活方式的模式。

Better help can assess your needs and match you with your own licensed therapist.

更好的幫助可以評估你的需求，併為你匹配你自己的持牌治療師。

Plus you can start communicating within 48 hours.

另外，你可以在48小時內開始溝通。

Better help has over 15,000 counselors that might not otherwise be available in local areas.

更好的幫助有超過15,000名諮詢師，否則當地可能無法提供。

You can send a message to your counselor anytime, plus schedule a weekly video session.

你可以隨時給你的輔導員發資訊，另外還可以安排每週的視頻會議。

Better help offers more affordable access than traditional online therapy.

與傳統的在線治療相比，更好的幫助提供了更實惠的機會。

Plus they have financial aid.

此外，他們還有財政援助。

Better help wants you to start living a more fulfilled happier life today.

更好的幫助希望你今天就開始過上更充實更快樂的生活。

You can go to better help dot com slash icona, that's better H E L P and join the over one million people who are taking charge of their mental health today.

你可以到better help dot com slash icona，也就是better H E L P，加入超過一百萬人的行列，今天他們正在為自己的心理健康負責。