We have a lot of weird messages about what a friend should be.

我們有很多關於朋友應該是什麼的奇怪資訊。

They should have your back no matter what a good friend won't spill all your secrets.

他們應該支持你，無論如何，一個好朋友不會洩露你所有的祕密。

If it's three am they pick up the phone and help you bury that dead body.

如果是凌晨三點，他們會拿起電話，幫你埋葬那具屍體。

Oh my God you guys, we're gonna get an early start to brunch.

哦，我的上帝，你們這些傢伙，我們要提前開始吃早午餐了。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Mimosas bottomless mimosas on me.

含羞草，無底的含羞草，我請客。

You guys shut up.

你們給我閉嘴。

But I think a lot of the messaging around friendship is just wrong.

但我認為圍繞友誼的很多資訊傳遞是錯誤的。

Contemporary ideals of friendship insist that a friend should be a blind cheerleader, which can do way more harm than good.

當代的友誼理想堅持認為朋友應該是一個盲目的拉拉隊，這可能會造成更大的傷害。

The cops found my phone at the scene.

警察在現場發現了我的手機。

What should I do?

我應該怎麼做？

Should I lie I should lie right?

我應該撒謊嗎？我應該撒謊嗎？

They said if I went to the crime, I'm facing life in prison.

他們說如果我去犯罪，我將面臨終身監禁。

Well homegirl, you know exactly what it is to be the best you and that means being who you really are a murderer and a liar.

好吧，女孩，你確切地知道什麼是最好的你，這意味著做真正的你，一個殺人犯和一個金光黨。

So absolutely say funk off to the truth justice.

是以，絕對要向真理的正義說聲抱歉。

The consequences of your actions and all of that.

你的行為和所有這些的後果。

Lie lie, lie, lie, lie.

謊言謊言，謊言，謊言，謊言。

Go ahead.

請講。

Now lie.

現在撒謊。

Let fucking see a blind cheerleader is someone who is incapable of being a real sounding board.

讓我們他媽的看看，一個盲目的拉拉隊是沒有能力成為一個真正的傳聲筒的人。

They enable and courage and say what they think you want to hear.

他們使人有勇氣，並說他們認為你想聽的東西。

They refused to tell you hard truth.

他們拒絕告訴你硬道理。

So they offer me plea deal.

所以他們為我提供了認罪協議。

If I rat out melissa.

如果我出賣了梅麗莎。

I know I'm the one that stabbed the guy but I'll only get parole if I say she did it.

我知道是我刺傷了那個人，但只有我說是她乾的，我才能獲得假釋。

We look exactly alike and our fingerprints are the same.

我們長得一模一樣，我們的指紋也是一樣的。

So it's an easy out.

所以這很容易出局。

I should take home girl.

我應該把女孩帶回家。

If you want to be a backstabbing bitch, you should totes go for it, backstabbing backstabbing Hey, absolutely compromise your moral ethics, loyalty, integrity, sisterhood and everything else.

如果你想成為一個背信棄義的婊子，你應該特意去做，背信棄義嘿，絕對會損害你的道德倫理、忠誠、誠信、姐妹情誼和其他一切。

Okay, Okay.

好的，好的。

Yeah.

是的。

What you need.

你需要什麼。

And a friend is a co historian.

還有一個朋友是一個共同的歷史學家。

Someone who will check you when it's needed.

有人會在需要的時候檢查你。

Someone who supports you, but also encourages you to take accountability guys, I'm gonna be honest with you, it's not looking good right now.

有人支持你，但也鼓勵你負起責任，夥計們，我跟你們說實話，現在情況並不樂觀。

Your accomplices to murder with obstruction of justice.

你們是阻撓司法的謀殺幫凶。

If you ask me, you should plead guilty and serve your time, but we didn't kill him.

如果你問我，你應該認罪並服刑，但我們沒有殺他。

And anna promised us bottomless Mimosas, what are we supposed to say no to bottomless Mimosas guilty?

安娜答應給我們無底的Mimosas，我們應該怎麼拒絕無底的Mimosas呢？

You need to shut up and sit down.

你需要閉嘴，坐下來。

Why do you guys even listen to her?

你們為什麼要聽她的？

Not only does she just say yes to whatever it is you say and feel she's the reason you're here and she stabbed him 19 times, Kevin deserved it.

她不僅只是對你說的任何事情說好，而且覺得她是你的原因，她刺了他19刀，凱文活該。

Look, if you want my advice, which clearly you do because I have a collard shirt on.

聽著，如果你想聽我的建議，顯然你想聽，因為我穿了一件高麗菜襯衫。

So I'm your legal counsel as well as your co historian.

所以我是你的法律顧問，也是你的共同歷史學家。

You still committed a serious crime.

你仍然犯下了嚴重的罪行。

You chose to bury kevin win in that crawlspace and toast over his dead body with Mimosas bottomless Mimosas.

你選擇把凱文-贏埋在那個爬行空間，並在他的屍體上用Mimosas無底的Mimosas敬酒。

Shut up.

閉嘴吧。

Anna I can't listen to anymore.

安娜我不能再聽了。

You don't care about our well being.

你不關心我們的福祉。

You don't care about helping us all you care about is cheering us on no matter how detrimental it is.

你不關心幫助我們，你關心的是為我們打氣，不管它是多麼有害。

We could ask if we should do math and you would probably say yes, that's what I'm talking about.

我們可以問我們是否應該做數學，你可能會說是的，這就是我所說的。

We can't be friends anymore.

我們不能再做朋友了。

We don't need a blind cheerleader, We need a co historian, someone who will tell us the truth.

我們不需要一個盲目的拉拉隊，我們需要一個共同的歷史學家，一個會告訴我們真相的人。

Even one is hard and who wants us to live our lives with integrity.

即使是一個人也很難，誰希望我們的生活是誠信的。

Who gives it to us straight and who isn't a murderer.

誰直接給我們，誰不是殺人犯。

I understand Bridget and our friendship.

我理解布里奇特和我們的友誼。

Can we just put this bitchin jail?

我們能不能把這個婊子關進監獄？

Yeah, let's nail her for this.

是的，讓我們把她釘在這裡。

Great.

很好。

I'm anaconda.

我是巨蟒。

Thank you to the patrons who supported today's video and thank you as always to my father.

感謝支持今天視頻的贊助者，並一如既往地感謝我的父親。

Daddy squarespace for sponsoring today's episode.

爸爸squarespace贊助了今天的節目。

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爸爸squarespace讓創作者很容易以適合他們品牌的方式將他們的內容和專長貨幣化。

So they have member areas where you can unlock a new revenue stream for your business and you can free up time in your schedule by selling access to gated content like videos, online courses, newsletters or hey, astrology classes.

是以，他們有會員區，在那裡你可以為你的業務釋放一個新的收入來源，你可以通過出售對視頻、在線課程、通訊或嘿嘿，占星課程等門檻內容的訪問權來釋放你的時間。

I've bought many plus online booking and scheduling is available, making it easier than ever for clients to schedule classes or sessions and they have easy access to your availability and can reschedule online, taking all of the hassle out of coordinating calendars.

我買了很多加上在線預訂和調度，使客戶比以往任何時候都更容易安排課程或會議，他們可以很容易地獲得你的可用性，並可以在線重新安排，把協調日曆的所有麻煩解決掉。

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