But of course, loyal customer.

但當然，忠誠的客戶。

I'll see you later, loser.

回頭見，失敗者。

Much later. [laughing]

很久以後。[笑]

You go first, boy.

你先走，孩子。

Hey, this is great.

嘿，這很好。

Better than a Krabby Patty?

比蟹皇堡好嗎？

A what?

一個什麼？

[gasping] This is delicerious.

[喘氣]這很微妙。

All we had left is chum...

我們所剩的只是海洛因...

and I hadn't eaten since noon.

而我從中午開始就沒有吃過東西。

I was starting to feel peckish.

我開始感到飢腸轆轆。

Mm. But, oh, that flavor.

嗯。但是，哦，那個味道。

Sweet and gamy with a cream, chunky mouthfeel.

味道甜美，帶有奶油味，口感厚實。

Mm. Oh, I've had a chum monkey on my back ever since.

嗯。哦，從那時起，我的背上就有了一隻查姆猴。

[screeching]

[刺耳的聲音]

Been eating the stuff in secret for years now.

多年來一直在祕密地吃這種東西。

Just got a taste for it.

剛剛嚐到了甜頭。

One of them survival things, I suppose.

我想，這也是他們生存的一種方式。

Patrick, isn't this place amazing?

帕特里克，這個地方是不是很神奇？

[speaking indistinctly]

[說不清楚]

Here's your chum nuggets, buddy.

這是你的金塊，夥計。

[belching] Oh, I almost forgot,

[打嗝] 哦，我差點忘了。

your chum kebab.

你的海龜肉串。

Uh, I guess you don't come down here

呃，我想你不會來這裡的

for the food anyway.

反正是為了食物。

You come down here to admire the subterranean splendor

你到這裡來是為了欣賞地下的輝煌

of the Chum Caverns.

的查姆巖洞。

That and the gift shop.

這和禮品店。

Hey, that ain't bad at all.

嘿，這一點也不壞。

It's actually amazing.

這實際上是很驚人的。

[glass shattering]

[玻璃碎裂聲]

This is gold in the form of chum.

這是黃金的形式，也是海鷗的形式。

I came back like I said yesterday.

我回來了，就像我昨天說的那樣。

You certainly did, didn't you?

你肯定做到了，不是嗎？

[chuckles] I'd like another chum stick, please.

[笑]請再給我一根秋刀魚棒。

Well, it's your lucky day, Nat, I happen to have

今天是你的幸運日，納特，我碰巧擁有

a quite delectable one right here.

這裡有一個相當美味的東西。

Oh, boy.

哦，孩子。

Is it okay?

可以嗎？

Okay? It's perfection.

好嗎？它是完美的。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Hey, how about I have another?

嘿，我再來一杯怎麼樣？

You betcha.

你說對了。

Whoo boy, I can not believe how good these things are.

孩子，我無法相信這些東西有多好。

The universe gave us a terrible weapon,

宇宙給了我們一個可怕的武器。

made up of the darkest dark matter

由最黑暗的暗物質組成

just for this occasion.

就是為了這個場合。

Ever played Dodge the Chum?

有沒有玩過 "躲貓貓"？

[screeching]

[刺耳的聲音]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Hey, get your slimy mitts off my pals!

嘿，把你的黏糊糊的手從我的夥伴們身上拿開!

Hiya! Ya!

嗨，亞！

[roaring]

[咆哮]

Whoa!

哇!

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

Hiya!

你好!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[slurping]

[嘖嘖聲]

I can do this!

我可以做到這一點!

Whoa.

哇哦。

Go, Mr. Krabs, go! Whoo!

加油，蟹老闆，加油！Whoo!

Oh, don't fill up on bread. The chum! Eat the chum!

哦，別吃飽了麵包。吃麵包!吃香腸！吃香腸！

Right.

對。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

Heh. Tastes really bad.

呵。味道真的很差。

But the holiday spirit is keeping us in denial.

但是節日精神讓我們處於否認狀態。

At least Old Jethra has stuck with us.

至少老傑斯拉一直堅持與我們在一起。

That Krabby Patty hitting the spot, Jethra?

那隻蟹皇堡正中要害，Jethra？

Actually, they was all filled up at the Chum Bucket,

事實上，他們在海之霸都被填滿了。

so I had to get my chum to go.

所以我不得不讓我的朋友去。

I got it signed by Squidward hisself, though.

不過，我得到了章魚哥本人的簽名。

[buzzing]

[嗡嗡聲]

I had no idea they had a hot tub.

我不知道他們有一個熱水浴缸。

All right, let 'em out.

好吧，讓他們出來。

Now pay attention, worms.

現在注意了，蟲子們。

Watch the way they crawl out on their bellies,

看著他們用肚子爬出來的樣子。

begging for mercy and see what's waiting for you

乞求憐憫，看看有什麼在等著你

next time you foul up the same way these two did!

下次你再像這兩個人一樣犯規!

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

It was quite an enjoyable soak. [Patrick belching]

這是一次相當愉快的浸泡。[帕特里克打嗝]

That is, until this guy got thirsty

也就是說，直到這傢伙口渴了。

and decided to drink the bathwater.

並決定喝下洗澡水。

Not bad, except for this aftertaste.

還不錯，除了這種回味。

Oh, no, please don't sue me.

哦，不，請不要起訴我。

Mmm mm.

嗯，嗯。

I can't believe someone actually enjoys my chum.

我不能相信有人真的喜歡我的朋友。

You fellas look hungry. Here ya go.

你們這些傢伙看起來很餓。給你。

Hey, all you bottom feeders, if you've already eaten,

嘿，所有你們這些底層的人，如果你們已經吃過了。

well, you might want to make room for seconds,

好吧，你可能想留點空間給第二人。

because we are tasting Bikini Bottom's

因為我們正在品嚐比基尼海灘的

sensational new, upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket.

聳人聽聞的新的高級，上等食堂，Le Chum Bucket。

Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu?

看看所有這些優雅的食客。菜單上有什麼？

It's called Chum Fricassee.

它被稱為 "海之韻"（Chum Fricassee）。

Earlier, I spoke to head chef Squidward Tentacles.

早些時候，我採訪了主廚章魚哥觸手。

He shared with us why it's such a frica-success.

他與我們分享了為什麼會有如此大的摩擦力的成功。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Behold: three takes on chum a la SpongeBob.

請看：對海綿寶寶的三種看法。

The secret ingredient in this one, Krabby Patties.

這裡面的祕密成分，蟹皇堡。

Well? Huh?

嗯？嗯？

It's delicious! Too delicious! Next!

太好吃了!太好吃了！下一個!

To capture the natural bouquet of the chum,

要捕捉到楚河漢界的自然花束。

I made this batch entirely from old snail litter.

我完全是用舊蝸牛糞做的這批貨。

[gasping] A little dry. Next!

[喘氣] 有點幹。下一個!

Ooh, I think you'll like this one.

哦，我想你會喜歡這個。

I know I do. [giggling]

我知道我有。[咯咯笑]

It's made from wishes and love.

它是由願望和愛組成的。

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

It's too sweet.

它太甜了。