DoodleBob!

DoodleBob!

You Doodle!

你塗鴉!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Me SpongeBob.

我海綿寶寶。

Ow, ow, ow!

嗷，嗷，嗷!

What have I done?

我做了什麼？

Well, well, what is this?

嗯，嗯，這是什麼？

Yes, yes.

是的，是的。

The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea:

藝術家已經學到了大海的第一課。

Always bring a spare pencil.

始終帶著一支備用鉛筆。

Nooooooooo!!!

不！不！不！不！不！不！不！不！不！不

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

What is that thing, SpongeBob?

那是什麼東西，海綿寶寶？

It looks like a giant pencil.

它看起來像一支巨大的鉛筆。

Go touch it.

去觸摸它。

It is a giant pencil, Patrick!

它是一支巨大的鉛筆，帕特里克!

Let's draw some giant pictures with it.

讓我們用它來畫一些巨大的圖片。

It's a jellyfish.

這是一個水母。

Pretty good SpongeBob,

很好的海綿寶寶。

but it's lacking basic construction,

但它缺乏基本的建設。

and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.

而你的觀點有很多不盡人意之處。

Eh, everybody's a critic.

呃，每個人都是批評家。

SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!

海綿寶寶，你的畫栩栩如生了!

Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!

這才像話嘛，批評家先生！"。

No, I mean it's swimming away!

不，我的意思是它正在遊走!

Do you know what this means, Patrick?

你知道這意味著什麼嗎，帕特里克？

Your art can never hang in a museum.

你的藝術永遠不可能掛在博物館裡。

It means we found a magic pencil.

這意味著我們找到了一支神奇的鉛筆。

This'll be the ultimate prank.

這將是一個終極惡作劇。

I'll draw me,

我畫我。

and when Squidward answers the door...

而當章魚哥應門時...

it won't be me!

這不會是我！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Awe, look at him. Ain't he a doll?

啊，看看他。他不是一個娃娃嗎？

All he needs is a tie. Ready for action!

他所需要的只是一條領帶。準備開始行動

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

He's going to the door.

他要去門口了。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

He's knocking on the door.

他在敲門。

And Squidward's answering the door and...

而章魚哥在應門，並...

Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

噢！噢！噢！噢嗷!嗷!嗷!嗷！嗷！嗷!

DoodleBoy, stop!

DoodleBoy，停止！

Whoa! Ow.

哇!嗷。

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

He's got the pencil.

他拿到了鉛筆。

What have I done? We've got to find him!

我做了什麼？我們一定要找到他！

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

[whispering] There he is.

[竊竊私語]他在那裡。

On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!

數到三，我們就跳出來，給他一個驚喜!

Oh, boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?

哦，孩子，一個驚喜的聚會!今天是他的生日嗎？

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

Patrick! Patrick! Do something!

帕特里克！帕特里克！做點什麼吧！

Happy birthday!

生日快樂!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Here's your present. You're welcome.

這是你的禮物。不客氣。

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

Hold it right there, Doodle.

站住，Doodle。

I brought you into this world

我把你帶到這個世界上

and now I'm gonna take you out.

現在我要帶你出去。

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good.

別動，Doodle。這是為你自己好。

Take that and this and this and that and this

拿著這個和這個，還有這個和那個，還有這個

that this that...

那這個那個

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

I am SpongeBob, destroyer of evil!

我是海綿寶寶，邪惡的毀滅者！

Take it easy. It's just a drawing.

別緊張。這只是一幅畫。

Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?

好了，這就解決了這個問題，嗯，帕特里克？

Done and done.

做了又做。

Gee, Gary, you should have been there!

嘖嘖，加里，你應該在那裡!

It sure was exciting, but you know,

這當然很刺激，但你知道。

I kind of miss the little doodle.

我有點想念那個小塗鴉。

He was like a son to me.

他就像我的一個兒子。

But I am glad that things are back to normal.

但我很高興事情已經恢復正常。

Well, good night, sweet prince.

好了，晚安，親愛的王子。

Meow.

喵喵。

Good night, magic pencil.

晚安，神奇的鉛筆。

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

[snoring]

[鼾聲]

Oh, hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up?

哦，嘿，神奇的鉛筆。你在做什麼了？

Drawing yourself a glass of water?

給自己打一杯水？

[laughing]

[笑聲]

DoodleBob! [chuckles nervously]

DoodleBob！[緊張地笑著]

No hard feelings, right?

沒有困難的感覺，對嗎？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

What do you think you're doing, doodle?!

你認為你在做什麼，塗鴉？

You Doodle! Me SpongeBob!

你塗鴉!我的海綿寶寶!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Be careful with that thing!

小心那東西!

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Well, Doodle, it looks like this is a draw.

好吧，Doodle，看起來這是個平局。

You've made your point. No matter.

你已經表達了你的觀點。沒有關係。

I was voted most artistic in high school.

我在高中時被選為最具藝術性的人。

[Squidward] Ouch! SpongeBob!

[章魚哥]哎喲！海綿寶寶！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

Huh?

嗯？

[babbling]

[胡言亂語]

Huh?

嗯？

[DoodleBob grunting]

[DoodleBob叫聲]

Paper. Page for Mr. Doodle!

紙張。塗鴉先生的頁面!

Oh, great Magic Pencil,

哦，偉大的魔法鉛筆。

your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers.

你的力量對我們海洋居民來說太強大了。

So I will send you back to the magic kingdom

所以我將把你送回魔法王國

from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?

從你來的地方。你準備好了嗎，帕特里克？

Ready.

準備好了。

Huh? What's- What's this?

嗯？這是... 這是什麼？

My pencil!

我的鉛筆！

[snapping]

[呵斥聲]

Nooooooooo!!!

不！不！不！不！不！不！不！不！不

[babbling, screaming]

[咿咿呀呀的叫聲]