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(Finebros) So this series of videos we're gonna show you has a rule:
You're not allowed to smile or laugh while watching, or you lose.
Wow...okay.
I'm gonna win this one!
I'm pretty sure that I can do that 'cause I'm emotionless,
I'm an emotionless man.
Really? Another one of these?
I'm gonna [bleep] ace it.
(snickering)
(Finebros) Five seconds, Laina!
Seen it before.
It's an old one. It's not amusing me.
(whispering) Damn it.
Damn it! (laughs)
When you play it over... you can't play it over! (laughs)
You cheated the clip! I know the original clip.
You cheated by replaying it over!
(laughing)
Oh, animals get me every time. (laughs)
That is one of my favorite all-time clips on the Internet.
(laughing)
Okay, Phil, looks like you're out!
- I'm sorry. - I laughed 'cause you laughed!
- I'm sorry! - Stop dragging me down with you.
(laughing)
(Finebros) You're done!
Wait, wait...let me try it again. Let me try it again.
Holding strong. Let's do it, let's do it. Hit me.
(geese squawk)
Look at all those chickens!
(laughs)
(speaking foriegn language)
(bleating)
- (bleating) - Hmm.
Oh my gosh.
(bleating)
(bleating)
(speaking foreign language)
I was trying so hard not to laugh at that one.
(bleating)
Still not funny at all. I'm not laughing.
- (bleating) - (snickers)
A fricking goat, it got me!
Go!
(girl groans)
Go!
(girl groans)
Go!
(girl groans)
Go!
- (girl groans) - How can someone laugh at that?
That's a little girl getting hit in the face by concrete.
(singing)
Oh no...this is not gonna end well.
No!
(singing) Baby, we can't see...
I love how she's probably got the camera on a bunch of books or something.
Predictable.
Who edited--did you guys edit this? It's so immature.
- (Finebros) You won! - YES!
Yes!
Feels great to defend my title.
People are gonna think I have no sense of humor.
(Finebros) So, to start us off, tell us what got you and why.
Uh...the very beginning, just the dog running.
I was trying to zone out on a spot on the screen
and not think about what was happening.
The first dog. That's pretty sad.
Anything repeated twice is hilarious to me.
You replayed the video over and over again! That's not fair.
I think it was because one of those things where I thought that was the funny thing--
- Yeah. - That it was running in its sleep.
- You're like, "Okay"-- - And then it goes up and slams--
I can handle this part.
The second he fell on his face.
It sucks! I had seen that one before, too, and I just...forgot what was coming.
Camel/Llama thing?
- (Finebros) Actually, it's called an Ibex. - Right. I've never heard of one of those.
They're just so human! It was doing very human
and very emotive things!
(Finebros) Which video almost got you the most?
The animal ones.
I knew what was coming with the girl and the dog.
I'd seen that before, but it still manages to get me.
I am human.
(Finebros) Why is it so hard not to laugh when you're told not to laugh?
'Cause I don't like listening to people. (laughing)
I guess 'cause you know something funny is about to happen.
You feel pressure.
You're told not to laugh, and I'm in a room of silence
and you guys staring at me.
I think that's just a weird thing about humans,
where if you're challenged to not do something inappropriate,
your body just does the exact opposite of what you're trying to do.
- It does. - You know what I mean?
Don't blink.
- (laughing) - (Finebros) Right away.
You did it straight away!
I'm sure it's more psychological once something's in your mind.
It's like, "Don't think of an elephant."
And now you're thinking of an elephant.
It's so difficult to not think of something someone puts in your head.
- That's a good idea for a video! - Yeah. (laughter)
- (Finebros) I want to see it! - Yeah.
We thought about that. We did one on yawning,
but now we we're like, "Can we do one on contagious laughter?"
(Finebros) What is your technique for not laughing?
I was just thinking about the first time I had an animal that died.
Try and completely block out what you're looking at,
and just imagine a horrible situation.
I can flip a mood switch fairly easily that allows me to just not give
any outward expressions in response to things.
I mean, I sound like a sociopath right now!
(Finebros) So what do you want to say to anyone who defeated you
- and actually completed this challenge? - I admire you.
You're the kind of person that I wanna be.
I have nothing to say to them.
- That must've been really boring to watch. - Yeah.
You don't have a soul, I don't think. You don't have a soul!
You have a terrible sense of humor and you're not a funny person.
Congratulations.
You have a stone cold heart.
You do not understand emotion and the way animals and people behave.
I don't want to be around you. You are not fun people to be around.
It's always funny when people hurt themselves.
You're too cool to laugh. Or they just really wanted to win.
Is there a prize?
(Finebros) What do you want to say to your fellow YouTubers who you defeated?
See, I don't know. Is it a good thing that I defeated them,
that I'm able to suppress emotions?
Get wrecked.
I beat you all. You've been destroyed!
To all of the YouTubers who lost, and I didn't,
I think you guys should just send me an e-mail with your username
and password, and I should take over your channel.
Thank you for watching another episode of YouTubers React.
If you guys enjoyed this episode, make sure you subscribe
to only the losers who actually laughed at the video.
Links will be down below.
New episodes of YouTubers React come out all the time,
so don't go anywhere.
That about wrapped it up for this episode of YouTubers React.
We'll see you next time.
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