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  • So you're going on a job interview.

    你去面試工作時,

  • Step 1: Delete Facebook

    第一步:刪除臉書

  • Done! Now I’m off to become doctor.

    完成了!現在我可以去當醫生了!

  • No, you gotta be qualified for the job you want.

    不,你必須要有工作資格啊!

  • But I want to be doctor!

    但是我想要當醫生!

  • Then you gotta go to school for like 14 more years.

    那你就要繼續進修超過14年左右。

  • Be qualified!

    要有資格啊!

  • Think about your last job interview.

    好好想想你上次的面試吧!

  • Thank you Sky High Air Tours!

    Sky High Air Tours謝謝你啦!

  • You would not regret hiring me.

    你絕不會後悔雇用我。

  • Start

    開始!

  • Hurray!

    加油啊!

  • Not again!

    不不不,別又再一次了啊!

  • Crap

    碰!(碎裂)

  • But, let’s assume you know what youre doing

    假設你知道自己在做什麼,

  • and get qualified for the job you want.

    而且得到你想要的工作資格。

  • And get set!

    還要開始著手!

  • Get your resume set!

    準備好你的履歷!

  • Here’s mine!

    這是我的履歷!

  • No! This is 30 pages long!

    不,這有30頁耶!

  • Make it one page and keep it simple.

    把他濃縮成一頁並簡化它。

  • Got it!

    知道了!

  • A good resume has your background info and skills.

    一份好履歷需要有你的經歷和技術。

  • But don’t put in everything.

    但別把所有事情都寫進去。

  • No one cares if youre a prom king.

    沒有人會在意你當過舞會國王,

  • Unless your job interview is for a prom king.

    除非你應徵的是舞會國王。

  • Here is resume!

    這是我的履歷!

  • No! You wrote this in crayon!

    不,你用蠟筆來寫耶!

  • But you said keep it simple!

    但你說要簡化它啊!

  • A good resume has to be presentable.

    一份好履歷是要可以見人的。

  • Got it!

    了解了!

  • That means no typos and easy to read.

    那也就是說不能有打字錯誤,還要簡潔易懂。

  • But not too easy to read.

    但是不要看起來太簡單。

  • Don’t just writehodorover and over again.

    不要一次又一次地寫「霍多爾」,

  • Unless youre applying for a job carrying around a psychic kid with no legs.

    除非你應徵的工作是照顧一個通靈的瘸腳孩子。

  • Here is resume!

    這是我的履歷!

  • There are no typos and it’s easy to read!

    你沒有用電腦打字而且它看起來太簡單了!

  • This just says, “My name is MARIO”.

    這只寫「我叫馬里歐」。

  • But I have no background or skills!

    但是我沒有經歷,也沒有技術耶!

  • Just print out my resume and put your name on it.

    那就把你的名字放到我的履歷上吧!

  • Got it!

    我懂了!

  • For the record, you should never do that.

    你千萬不可以這麼做!

  • But we never get through this video otherwise.

    但是我們還沒錄完這部影片呢!

  • It’s time to go to your interview.

    現在來看看你的面試吧!

  • Just follow the four B’s.

    只要記住四個步驟。

  • Well, like the Beattles?

    嗯,披頭四嗎?

  • Get back in the shower!

    去洗澡!

  • The four B’s

    四個步驟:

  • Number one: Be clean

    步驟一:保持乾淨

  • Mario smells really bad so I have to take him in a shower.

    馬里歐身上很臭,所以我要他去洗個澡。

  • And now he can go the his job interview clean, confident and prepared.

    現在,他是乾淨又有自信,而且準備充足地去參加面試。

  • Okay! Got my resume, I took my shower, what am I forgetting?

    好了,準備好履歷,我也洗過澡了,我還需要準備什麼呢?

  • You forgot the second B!

    你忘記第二步驟啦!

  • Be clothed!

    穿著整齊服裝!

  • I’m wearing clothes!

    我穿衣服了!

  • Wear appropriate clothes.

    穿著恰當的衣服,

  • Like a suit or something

    像套裝之類的服裝。

  • Be on time!

    記得要準時!

  • That’s the third B!

    那是第三步驟!

  • What are you doing here?

    你還在這裡做什麼?

  • Isn’t your interview happening right now?

    你不是現在要面試嗎?

  • Is it?

    是現在嗎?

  • And the final B!

    最後一步驟!

  • Be polite.

    要有禮貌!

  • I can do that!

    我做得到!

  • SayThank youwhen it’s over.

    面試結束時要說謝謝。

  • Got it!

    知道了!

  • I must say I’m good, Sir. It smells like a cat died in here.

    先生,我得說我真的很棒。這裡聞起來有死貓味。

  • Would you care to say grace before I begin my lunch?

    你介意我吃午餐前做飯前禱告嗎?

  • Your suit is quite impressive.

    你的服裝是非常令人印象深刻的。

  • Where ever did you get it?

    你去哪裡買的?

  • Mrs. Wilkinsonton?

    Wilkinsonton小姐?

  • Goodbye! Don’t forget say thank you.

    再見!別忘了說謝謝啊!

  • Thank you.

    謝謝!

  • Congratulations! By some miracles, your new job likes you.

    恭喜你!真是奇蹟啊,你的新工作很喜歡你呢!

  • Now, go back for your second interview.

    現在來到第二次面試。

  • Not! I did so well in my first interview.

    我才不要!我第一次面試做得很好呢!

  • I don’t have to.

    我不需要。

  • No, no matter how well you did if you don’t show up for your second interview,

    不,不管你表現得多好,如果你第二次面試沒有出席,

  • you won’t get the job!

    你也不會得到工作!

  • Nuhh! I’m going to take midday.

    不要!我要去享受中午光了!

  • But you have no job!

    但是你沒有工作啊!

  • What does that supposed to mean?

    那所以呢?

  • That means everyday is a yield day.

    所以表示每天都要努力!

  • Oh! Stop judging me!

    天啊!不要審判我啦!

  • Congratulations! You got the job!

    恭喜你!你有工作了!

  • I got the job! Then what?

    我有工作了!那還要做什麼?

  • Now you get to go back in your suit and never say anything inappropriate

    從現在開始,你每天都要穿套裝,而且一天8到12小時不能說不恰當的話,

  • for 8-12 hours a day, every day for the rest of your life.

    之後每天都要這樣。

  • Or at least until youre too old to enjoy all the money you made.

    至少等到你老了,再去享受年輕時辛苦賺來的錢。

  • Screw that!

    加油啦!

  • Where are you going?

    你要去哪裡啊?

  • I’m going to the dumpsite to find something to eat.

    我要去垃圾場找東西吃啦!

  • (gorillas singing)

    (大猩猩唱歌)

So you're going on a job interview.

你去面試工作時,

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