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  • -Speedo!

  • MILES: Oh!

  • I like when the big cat's like, nah, I don't like you, homie.

  • Get out of my house.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • LIZZIE: It's the Caturday

  • MILES: Caturday!

  • LIZZIE: Caturday!

  • MILES (SINGING): Caturday!

  • Caturday!

  • LIZZIE: Where would we be, as an internet culture,

  • without cat videos?

  • MILES: I can't even think of what the alternative would

  • be in a cat video-less world.

  • LIZZIE: Let's just say there'd be no internet.

  • What you just saw was a kitten in a tiny hat getting

  • slapped straight in the face.

  • MILES: The cat-- and the hat blew off it got hit so hard.

  • LIZZIE: "Kitten in a Tiny Hat" clearly

  • is a classic example of the one-hit-wonder cat video.

  • Many more of these on the interwebs.

  • This video, "Excuse Me," has over 2 million views.

  • MILES: Bye.

  • LIZZIE: Another classic one-hit-wonder

  • is the "Surprised Kitty."

  • -Gootchie, gootchie, gootchie, gootchie.

  • Ga!

  • MILES: Wee.

  • [GIGGLES]

  • -Gootchie, gootchie, gootchie.

  • Ga!

  • Gootchie, gootchie, gootchie.

  • Ga!

  • LIZZIE: This was uploaded in 2009.

  • It has 74 million views.

  • MILES: The cat just might be terrified, though.

  • Does anyone ever think--

  • LIZZIE: No, it's having a great time.

  • MILES: How do you know?

  • You speak cat?

  • LIZZIE: Yes.

  • MILES: Oh.

  • LIZZIE: Obviously, one of the most iconic internet cats

  • is, of course, Tartar Sauce, better known as Grumpy Cat.

  • She's beautiful.

  • 15 million views.

  • She just turned two years old, by the way.

  • MILES: Grumpy Cat's only two?

  • LIZZIE: She's only two.

  • MILES: Isn't there, like, a bunch of merchandise too?

  • Like Grumpy Cat merchandise?

  • LIZZIE: Yeah.

  • Grumpy Cat's revenue is over $100 million.

  • I hope you bought that cat something nice.

  • Do your best Grumpy Cat face.

  • It's good, but like--

  • MILES (GROWLING): Me Grumpy Cat.

  • So they say dogs are just blindly loyal,

  • but cats are thinkers.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • MILES (GROWLING): The cat is thinking

  • about things I never even thought about.

  • LIZZIE: Henri is also involved with the Friskies competition

  • for the best internet cat video.

  • The voting is open from now all the way up until September 8.

  • And for every vote, Friskie is donating

  • a can of cat food, which is very nice of them.

  • ALEX: I don't even know how to tell you

  • how great this video is.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • ALEX: Every time!

  • It's funny every time!

  • It's the whole body just goes, Ah!

  • This is from 2012.

  • It has over 14 million views, and it is from Veronica Duff.

  • EARNEST: Thank you, Veronica Duff.

  • ALEX: The only video I ever watched more

  • than this one-- "Nonono Cat."

  • -Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • -Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no--

  • ALEX: No, no, no, no, no.

  • -Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • EARNEST: No, no, no, no, no.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • EARNEST: The owner is, like, really proud, too,

  • that they got their cat to say no.

  • And I don't know, like, what purpose

  • that-- well, 10 million views is a purpose, I'd say.

  • ALEX: [LAUGHING] Look at his mouth move.

  • EARNEST: So we've seen cute cats.

  • We've seen funny cats.

  • Let me show you my favorite cat video, which

  • is a surprising cat video.

  • It's a cat video so great, the cat's

  • not even in the video for most of the video.

  • ALEX: This worries me.

  • EARNEST: What you're looking at is a bit of exposed pipe.

  • There's a cat stuck in this pipe.

  • ALEX: Oh, no!

  • Oh-ho!

  • EARNEST: It is the most surprising cat--

  • cat-- I can't even.

  • ALEX: It is the most surprising cat-- cat--

  • cat-- can't even cat.

  • EARNEST: This cat fell into the pipe and got stuck.

  • The fireman had to hook a leaf blower up to this pipe

  • to shoot the cat out.

  • But the cat was not hurt.

  • I think the fireman adopted the cat.

  • ALEX: Aw!

  • EARNEST: Like, the guy who came up with the idea

  • was just like-- thank God.

  • ALEX: He said, oh, one piece!

  • CARLY: I've been waiting for Caturday

  • since I started working here last September.

  • And Ali, you know Simon's cat.

  • TOGETHER: I love Simon's cat.

  • CARLY: The most popular cat, I would argue, actually,

  • on the internet.

  • [SOUND OF SHOWER AND HUMMING]

  • ALI: Oh, there he goes.

  • CARLY: He's so cute!

  • ALI: Simon's cat is the perfect depiction of life with a cat.

  • Like, your cat is always going out of it's way

  • to try and mess your life up in, like, the cute, fuzzy way.

  • Simon Tofield is a really popular English animator.

  • The really impressive thing about this

  • is it's hand animated.

  • It takes him a really long time to do each one.

  • It has 1.9 million views.

  • ALI: I think Alex is our cat.

  • CARLY: Except, he's less cute and cuddly.

  • ALI: I don't know if you're prepared for how

  • cute this video's going to be.

  • This little baby, Conner, is having trouble sleeping.

  • And along comes Stewie the cat-- his little magic paw.

  • [FUSSING]

  • CARLY: Oh, I don't like babies, and this is sweet.

  • CARLY: Oh wow!

  • He just knocked out so instantly.

  • ALI: This video was brought to us by Aaron Grant.

  • And it's got over 12 million views.

  • I think half a million of those views are mine.

  • CARLY: Happy Caturday!

  • ALI: Happy Caturday!

  • CARLY: Yeah!

  • LIZZIE: This is one of my all-time favorite cat videos.

  • I love it so much.

  • [THEREMIN NOISE]

  • LIZZIE: Huh?

  • [THEREMIN NOISE]

  • MILES: [CHUCKLES]

  • LIZZIE: I love its one eye that's like-- no, no.

  • [THEREMIN NOISE]

  • [LAUGHING]

  • LIZZIE: That's why Ilike it so much.

  • MILES: Cats have a lot of different talents,

  • like a laying down and purring.

  • LIZZIE: Yes.

  • MILES: But they're also great acrobats and athletes.

  • Behold "Purrkour."

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • MILES: Oh, sick jump!

  • This cat don't care.

  • It's like, I've got three lives left,

  • and I'm running like I have nine.

  • And the owner, Robert Dollwet, he has over 33 years

  • experience training animals, so I

  • think he knows what he's doing.

  • LIZZIE: Wow.

  • My cats are pieces of crap.

  • They can't do this.

  • MILES: That was a beautiful look at cats.

  • A lovely way to spend your Caturday.

  • LIZZIE: We have so many more cat videos

  • for you in a playlist after the show.

  • And we also want to know which one you're favorite was.

  • MILES: And now, to play us out--

  • TOGETHER: Self.

  • [MUSIC - SELF, "RUNAWAY"]

-Speedo!

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