Name: 今夜秀 | Hasan Minhaj 講述男性友誼，看見哭爸跟聯邦雕像（Hasan Minhaj Talks Male Friendships, Seeing His Dad Cry and Confederate Statues | The Tonight Show）
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-That is a sharp-dressed man right there.

現在進行式

-Thank you. Ooh! -That's what I'm talking about.

-Hasan, it's good to see -- It's good to see you, buds.

-Yes, of course we're buddies. I know your wife.

I'm 36 and I realized I don't really have friends.

and unless, you know, it's golf, gambling,

or video games, you have no friends as a --

Like, Jimmy, do you have friends, sincerely?

and then you're friends with their husbands.

And this is why I'm jealous, because you met Beena backstage.

-Like, she'll be like, "We have to go to Sara's wedding.

I'm like, "We were just at Priya's wedding.

It's 14 girls just vying for a spot in your tier?"

-Yeah. To be all best friends. -Ask a grown man.

I haven't thought about him in 28 years."

I was, like -- Yo, I had to fill out an emergency-contact form,

and there were like -- There's two lines, right?

It's -- The first one was like, "Family member."

The second one, they're like, "Pick a friend."

They were like, "The ambulance?" I was like, "No, no.

Don't --" They're like," What if you're having a heart attack?"

Like, why can't we support each other, Jimmy?

-Well, you're saying, men of a certain age, why can't we?

-Yeah, like, I want my Instagram comments

Every time I go to Beena's page, all of her friends, any photo,

-Tonight, if I go to your Instagram page and I write,

You'll be like, "Hasan's on ketamine, I think."

-Is this is a cry for help? -That's interesting, yeah.

No, I would never -- I would never block you.

-I don't go to therapy, but I do watch Pixar movies.

-That's all you need. -Yeah. I get a good cry out.

It's like masturbating for your emotions.

And then you're like, "I've got to do my taxes."

Just clarity of mind. -Never heard of that one, yeah.

Never put it that way. -Okay. Think about this.

-Do you remember the first time you saw your dad cry?

-This is what I'm talking about. -There's one exact --

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今夜秀 | Hasan Minhaj 講述男性友誼，看見哭爸跟聯邦雕像（Hasan Minhaj Talks Male Friendships, Seeing His Dad Cry and Confederate Statues | The Tonight Show）

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