Welcome, foolish mortals, to The

Great Muppet Evil Laugh-Off.

In honor of our new special, "Muppets Haunted Mansion,"

we are going to compete to see who has the best evil laugh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell them the important part-- about moi.

I'm sorry. I should have started with that.

How could I forget?

All right, this competition will be judged by the one and only--

and contractually obligated--

Miss Piggy.

[CHIMES]

Thank you.

Hm, hm, hm, hm.

OK, everybody, you'd better be good.

I am very judgmental.

Let's laugh it up.

First up, we have The Great--

[DRUMROLL]

--Gonzo.

Wa ha haaa.

Mmm, not bad.

All right, coming up next, we have

the lovely Yvette Nicole Brown.

[RIMSHOT]

Wa ha ha ha ha haa arrrr.

Mmm, pretty good.

Not really sure I'm getting the evil.

More saucy scary, but, you know.

All right, you're up Pepé.

Show them how it's done.

[RIMSHOT]

Muh hu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

That wasn't evil.

That was disturbing.

[BUZZ]

OK, OK, OK, Miss Piggy, I'm going to give it a shot.

[CLEARS THROAT]

(SKEPTICALLY) OK.

Muh hu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Whoo.

[COUGH]

Mm.

Ah, wow, OK.

[COUGH] So who, uh, who wins, Miss Piggy?

None of you.

None of you.

The winner is--

[DRUMROLL]

--moi!

(HIGH-PITCHED) A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Wow, that-- that was evil.

That's an evil laugh. - What?

No, that wasn't my evil laugh.

That was just my laugh.

What do you--

Oh, no, no, no.

That-- that-- really?

Yeah.

ANNOUNCER: Catch "Muppets Haunted Mansion"

with Gonzo, Pepé, and the gang, now streaming on Disney+.