Name: Dealing with an emotional terrorist
Uploaded: 2022-04-09T00:26:54.000Z
Duration: 5 min 31 s
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I have some demands, otherwise we're all gonna explode!

- Oh yeah, why is there a bomb strapped to your chest?

- First of all, you both have to pay a fuck ton

and you bet your ass I'm gonna monologue constantly,

you just have to let me emotionally vent.

- Why do you keep bringing up college, Michelle?

I did a double major at NYU in gender studies and acting.

I hope you're both really happy with yourselves,

losing hundreds of thousands of dollars in tuition

to an institution that promised higher education

but in reality, it doesn't for our generation!

- I actually went to Columbia. - Shut up!

Okay, my next demand: all your other friendships.

We're going full isolation, it's just us three.

And then things are gonna go my way or the explode way.

- Now that it's finally just the three of us...

One full week in Cabo, all expenses on ya girl, don't worry.

and I hired some muscular men to feed us some fruit.

the time (snap) of (snap) our (snap) lives! (snap)

You just grew up in an unstable family dynamic

you probably have a touch of mental illness

and it's manifested as emotional terrorism.

- But you can't keep popping up out of nowhere,

threatening to explode us to pick a fight with us.

- Well then, do you wanna go to Explode Town!?

it's better than dealing with this abuse for any longer.

Megan, make it a teddy bomb. (magical chiming)

It's a joke, take a joke. (police siren wailing)

Remember when I said I was DM'ing you memes?

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Dealing with an emotional terrorist

mental

therapy

unprecedented

chaos