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  • With a franchise-ruining sequel slash reboot on the horizon

  • It's time to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the film you loved as a child of the 80's,

  • Or the cartoon you loved as a child of the 90's,

  • Or the theme song you sort of recognize as a child of today:

  • "Who ya gonna call?"

  • GHOSTBUSTERS.

  • Before Harold Ramis passed away,

  • Bill Murray became a professional party crasher,

  • And Dan Aykroyd went batshit crazy,

  • "I don't think we will ever have a formal relationship, a formal contact, with any alien

  • species out there. Especially after 9/11."

  • They were the Ghostbusters: old looking, out of touch, out of shape nerds.

  • "When we get to 20, tell me. I'm gonna throw up."

  • Yep, this is what movie stars looked like in '84, kids.

  • When there's something strange in your neighborhood, there's only one group of unlicensed heavily

  • armed, disgraced college professors you can call:

  • The Ghostbusters.

  • "Ghostbusters, what do ya want?"

  • There's Spengler. A nerd.

  • "I collect spores, molds and fungus."

  • Ray. A nerd.

  • "And if the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we could really

  • bust some heads -- in the spiritual sense, of course."

  • Venkman. A borderline sexual predator.

  • "Will you stay here in bed til I get back?"

  • And Winston. Who was supposed to be played by Eddie Murphy, but got more or less written

  • out of the movie when he passed on the role.

  • And eventually cropped out on home video, too.

  • When ghosts rise from the dead to haunt New York, the Ghostbusters are the only thing

  • between the city and total chaos

  • Causing the media to run glowing profiles of their successful business

  • Instead of the fact that GHOSTS EXIST AND ARE HAUNTING NEW YORK!

  • But it's nothing the Ghostbusters can't handle:

  • they've got the car,

  • The gadgets,

  • And the vaguely scientific know-how to put evil in its place.

  • "10 people witnessed a free-floating, full-torso, vaporous apparition."

  • "Ectoplasmic residue!"

  • "Complete particle reversal!"

  • "Total protonic reversal."

  • "Focused, non-terminal repeating phantasm."

  • "Four fold cross-rip."

  • "You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross-rip since the Tunguska

  • Blast of 1909!"

  • "It felt great!"

  • I'm pretty sure he made half of that stuff up.

  • Slide down the firepole and into a PG-rated movie that children loved, even though it's

  • full of

  • Cursing,

  • "Oh sh*t."

  • "Sh*t."

  • "I have seen sh*t that'll turn you white!"

  • "What an a**hole."

  • "This man has no dick."

  • Casual smoking,

  • Boob grabbing,

  • And ghost head.

  • Whoa. Kid's movies were way better back in the day.

  • So grab your stick,

  • "Grab your stick!"

  • Heat em up,

  • "Heat em up!"

  • Make em hard,

  • "Make em hard!"

  • And don't cross the streams

  • "Don't cross the streams."

  • as the Ghostbusters take down the best snobs the 80's had to offer

  • "You are a poor scientist, doctor."

  • "Exactly what are you a doctor of?"

  • "$5000? I had no idea it'd be so much. I won't pay it."

  • And imprison hundreds of innocent creatures who don't do much besides

  • Read,

  • Eat,

  • Drive,

  • And uhh...

  • Uh...

  • "I feel so funky"

  • Umm...

  • "I feel like the floor of a taxicab"

  • Let's say... Ooze?

  • Starring...

  • Bill You Murray Me?

  • Funny Dan Aykroyd

  • Egon But Not Forgotten

  • Sick Horny Weaver

  • 80's Dick

  • Young Old Larry King

  • Flubber

  • Dark Helmet

  • David Bowie

  • Not Eddie Murphy

  • Fat Casper

  • The Dad from Family Matters?

  • And Ron Jeremy?!

  • Whoa, no way!

  • Ghostbusters.

  • Kids, this was called a "library." It's like a printout of Wikipedia where you have

  • to be quiet.

  • "Shhhhh!"

With a franchise-ruining sequel slash reboot on the horizon

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誠實的預告片 - 捉鬼敢死隊 (Honest Trailers - Ghostbusters)

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