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  • - Niece Evelyn, I hear you single.

  • Pick one.

  • - I'm not gonna date a statue.

  • - Why not?

  • You're not doing well with real people.

  • (beep)

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  • Niece and nephew, Uncle Roger, very smart uncle.

  • I don't just review egg fried rice videos,

  • I also like to read.

  • But Uncle Roger 50 year old now,

  • eye sight so bad, cannot even read book.

  • I have to read like this.

  • Have to hold book so far away.

  • So annoying.

  • Haiya.

  • Which is why I got membership with Audible.

  • Uncle Roger only listen to audio book now.

  • Reading is so 2005.

  • Right now, Uncle Roger listening to "Pachinko."

  • This is good Asian book.

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  • It's like having little servant in my ear

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  • And now we start video.

  • Hello, niece and nephew, it's Uncle Roger.

  • Today, Uncle Roger in Sweden,

  • because I want to visit my nice niece Evelyn, right here.

  • Uncle Roger in Sweden a few day now, too white.

  • I eat too many salad, too many shrimp on toast.

  • - You wanna see Chinese things?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Okay, Uncle Roger,

  • I know exactly of a place to bring you to.

  • - Where is this Chinatown place?

  • - It's two hours away.

  • - Two hours! (dramatic strings)

  • - Yeah. - Oh my!

  • Usually Chinatown in middle of city!

  • Wanna get bok choy in Stockholm,

  • you have to drive two hour to get bok choy.

  • So sad.

  • Worst city ever.

  • - It'll be worth it, Uncle Roger, I promise.

  • (lighthearted music)

  • - Huh.

  • Niece Evelyn, are you sure we are at right place?

  • - Yeah, I mean--

  • - This don't look like Chinatown to me.

  • Look, look around you.

  • We got tree and we got petrol station.

  • This is not Chinatown.

  • This is rest stop with pagoda.

  • Is this how many Chinese people there are in Sweden?

  • Look, there's nobody!

  • It's just two.

  • Me and you.

  • - This is built by a man called Mr. Lee,

  • and he's this big kind of billionaire from China.

  • He wanted to basically create a Chinatown in Sweden

  • and he wanted it to be extraordinary.

  • - He wanted to be next to highway.

  • Next to highway only dead animal and petrol station.

  • Mr. Lee is idiot.

  • So stupid.

  • Next time you want to build Chinatown, ask Uncle Roger.

  • I know the best location.

  • - Where would be the best location, Uncle Roger?

  • - Not here.

  • - See, you have two terracotta army men greeting you.

  • - Oh, they make pirated version of this.

  • Why he hand like this?

  • I think he's supposed to be holding a spear or a pole.

  • I think they didn't finish.

  • This is not army.

  • If you walk into battle like this, you will die instantly.

  • No, I think he trying to fist bump the other guy.

  • You see?

  • Oh, coronavirus, we can't shake hand anymore.

  • So let's just fist bump.

  • (both laughing)

  • This is what Auntie Helen look like before she wear makeup.

  • - Don't be mean to Auntie Helen, Uncle Roger!

  • - Auntie Helen mean to me.

  • Why you on Auntie Helen side?

  • Her side of story is always wrong.

  • - [Evelyn] She says your side of the story is wrong.

  • - Haiya, that's why we're not together anymore.

  • I think Uncle Roger should bring Auntie Helen here

  • and leave her here, lock the door.

  • - I think she could make this place really nice actually.

  • - No.

  • - She has really good taste.

  • - No, she destroy thing.

  • (bell dinging) - I'm team Auntie Helen.

  • - No, no, no!

  • Niece and nephew, do not join team Auntie Helen.

  • I will come and hunt you down.

  • Wow, this is so empty. - So. (laughing)

  • Don't you feel right at home?

  • - No, my home is full of people!

  • My home like your home, full of trash.

  • Asian household is always very full of trash

  • because we are all hoarder.

  • When I see Ikea magazine is all the clean line.

  • All so minimalistic.

  • Uncle Roger say, "No, no, no, too empty!"

  • Where the clutter!?

  • - Do you think Ikea should adapt their magazine to Asia

  • by just cluttering it up?

  • - Correct, correct.

  • And add some live rooster.

  • This place is so weird.

  • What is this building?

  • - [Evelyn] It's a hotel!

  • - A hotel? - Yeah.

  • - Would you stay here?

  • - I probably would,

  • because apparently inside they've made it look very Chinese.

  • They've made it look like during the Qing dynasty.

  • - Qing dynasty hotel never next to highway.

  • You notice this?

  • - I guess you're right.

  • I mean, it isn't very authentic because if you stay here,

  • you could only hear the cars passing on the highway.

  • - The sound of holiday, peaceful holiday.

  • Vroom!

  • - So the story behind the hotel is

  • this municipality built this rest stop

  • and they started to receive a lot of traffic from people

  • who stopped and ate here.

  • And they decided to build a hotel.

  • But what they didn't realize was

  • nobody wants to stay in a hotel by the highway.

  • The hotel flopped.

  • Finally, they sold it to Mr. Lee.

  • And when he bought it, his dream was to make it a Chinatown.

  • He brought in workers from China to make all of this

  • because he wanted it to look authentic.

  • However, because they're Chinese workers, they cut corners.

  • - Swedish people don't like cutting corner.

  • - No.

  • - Swedish people love all their corner.

  • - So the hotel wasn't allowed to open

  • because they had skirted around a lot of things.

  • One of which was the fire safety.

  • - As long as hotel have wifi and air con, I will stay.

  • (laughing)

  • Who need fire safety?

  • You see fire, you run away.

  • No need safety.

  • - If you look at it, you can't even jump out the windows,

  • 'cause there are bars on the windows.

  • - You think jumping out of window is safer than fire?

  • - Yeah, if you want to escape it, right?

  • - Either way you die also,

  • so no difference, no difference.

  • - And another fun fact

  • is that the Chinese workers who were brought here,

  • they were paid about 17 kroner per hour,

  • which is about £1.50 an hour.

  • - That is so much! (cash register ringing)

  • That is higher salary Uncle Roger ever get.

  • - Well, the Swedish contractors were paid £11 per hour.

  • - What?

  • Haiya, their life too good here.

  • (laughing)

  • Why you turn out like this.

  • Is this door to hotel?

  • - I think so, yeah.

  • - Haiya, you see here?

  • They fucked up.

  • They miss one ball.

  • They miss two ball, oh my God!

  • This is really cutting corner.

  • Maybe you steal one ball for souvenir.

  • (Evelyn laughing)

  • (laughing)

  • - [Evelyn] Oh my God.

  • - Oh, Uncle Roger bringing this ball home with me.

  • - You can't take that, Uncle Roger.

  • - Why?

  • Somebody else took the four ball.

  • I can't take ball number five?

  • Who will miss this ball?

  • - It's property of this place.

  • - It's property of an idiot who built hotel

  • in middle of nowhere.

  • - Put it in your pocket, put it in your pocket.

  • - Where we go now?

  • - We're gonna go to the museum.

  • - Okay, let's go, let's go.

  • Oh, I can hear some nice Chinese music.

  • If you go YouTube, you search "Chinese music volume one,"

  • this is what you get.

  • - This is basically what they have in Chinese restaurants.

  • - We are in museum right now,

  • but all they have is just this fake version

  • of terracotta army.

  • Haiya.

  • - Don't show the army that you took the ball.

  • - Hello, army.

  • Uncle Roger got a ball.

  • What you gonna do, what you gonna do?

  • No weapon, but they all do this motion, is very dirty.

  • - Oh, Uncle Roger...

  • - Niece Evelyn, do you know what this motion is?

  • Have you had to do this motion before?

  • (beep)

  • I like this because when I stand here,

  • I feel like Supreme Leader Uncle Roger.

  • Dear citizen,

  • this is Uncle Roger.

  • Make some good egg fried rice, don't use colander.

  • What you think?

  • I think Uncle Roger should be dictator.

  • If you use colander, I chop your head off.

  • Let me touch.

  • This terracotta army pretty cool,

  • but Uncle Roger think his fashion sense stuck in the past.

  • Need to become more trendy.

  • Now this is much better.

  • - You can't be in there, you need to come out.

  • - No, no, no, no.

  • Niece Evelyn, I hear you single.

  • Which of this guy you want to take?

  • Do you want Ming?

  • Do you want Lee?

  • Or do you want Chang?

  • Pick one, Ming, Lee, Chang, pick one.

  • - I'm not gonna date a statue!

  • - Why not?

  • You not doing well with real people.

  • - Come out!

  • - Uncle Roger bad back.

  • - [Evelyn] Oh God.

  • - Haiya.

  • Oh, terracotta army again, but smaller.

  • - [Evelyn] Yeah. (laughs)

  • - This is travel size terracotta army,

  • Would you prefer big guy or small guy?

  • Does size matter?

  • Does size matter?

  • - Here we have like an exhibition of Chinese art.

  • - Look at this, look at this!

  • This is the profile photo you need for Tinder.

  • What you think, what you think?

  • - This looks like a photo my mom would take.

  • - Yeah, your mom very attractive.

  • - So here's a moat and it runs around the whole center.

  • - A moat?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Where the koi?

  • Asian people, we love koi,

  • is the only fish we don't eat.

  • For decorative purposes only.

  • (Evelyn laughing)

  • This place is so terrible even koi don't want to live here.

  • - So Uncle Roger, we have a god here.

  • I think it's Guan Yin.

  • - Oh! - And you see,

  • a tiny little Buddha on her, on one of her hands as well.

  • - Very nice, very nice.

  • Please, please, please, goddess.

  • Please help Evelyn find boyfriend.

  • She's so single.

  • So sad.

  • - [Evelyn] Uncle Roger!

  • - What, I'm trying to help you.

  • Hopefully Guan Yin will take pity on you

  • and give you a good man.

  • Niece Evelyn, do you like Asian men or white men?

  • - I... (sighs)

  • - Either is fine.

  • - Do you want to pray for Auntie Helen?

  • - Oh yes.

  • Strike her down.

  • (funky music)

  • Oh, hello, hello.

  • - Hello. - Do you work here?

  • - Yes, I do.

  • - Oh, what do you do?

  • - I'm the boss here.

  • - You're the boss? - Yes.

  • - [Uncle Roger] So where all the Chinese people?

  • - They went back to China.

  • - [Uncle Roger] They went back to China!

  • - (laughs) Yes. - Because you told them to?

  • - No. - So no Chinese people here?

  • - No Chinese people, only Swedish people.

  • - Haiya.

  • Do you want to see more Chinese people in this building?

  • - Chinese people are always welcome here.

  • - How many Chinese friend you have?

  • - Uh, at the moment, two.

  • - Two!

  • - Yeah. (laughs) - Oh!

  • - If I have to count, then yeah.

  • - Have you sent them back to China yet?

  • - No.

  • - What do you think of your museum?

  • - It's special.

  • - Special.

  • - Yeah, it's Mr. Lee who build it, so.

  • - Mr. Lee built everything? - Yes.

  • - Oh, that's why it look so shit.

  • He not artist.

  • Can I get some crispy pork?

  • No, you can get some vuk.

  • - Vuk?

  • - Yes.

  • What is Vuk?

  • - You fry some noodles and some teriyaki sauce,

  • and you do with beef, or you do it with chicken, or--

  • - So noodle?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Why do you just say fried noodle?

  • Why you say vuk?

  • What the vuk?

  • No other Chinese food?

  • At least do some dim sum or something.

  • - Som syun, som sung (laughs)

  • - Som sung, no no no,

  • Samsung not food, Samsung is phone.

  • Let's try the vuk.

  • Do I get discount, how much is it?

  • - 110.

  • - 110 krona?

  • - Yeah.

  • - That is 10 hour of work

  • for the Chinese sweatshop worker who built this place.

  • - Yeah, it is, yeah.

  • - Do you think, do you think that's fair?

  • Do you think people should work 10 hour

  • before they can get one vuk?

  • Why do you like meatballs so much in this country?

  • - It's delicious, that's why.

  • - Uncle Roger go to Ikea a lot.

  • And that's where I get all my meatball.

  • - Yeah, they're not so good

  • 'cause they-- - Not so good?

  • - No, they don't make it themself.

  • - Oh.

  • - They make it in a factory.

  • - But you make your food yourself?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Oh really?

  • - Yeah.

  • - You plant the rice yourself?

  • - [Evelyn] Let's try it.

  • - Haiya, I thought you want to go to Chinatown.

  • Here no bok choy, no crispy pork.

  • - It's crispy kale.

  • - Vegetable taste like sad.

  • - [Narrator] Two hours later.

  • - Okay, Uncle Roger.

  • I know that you were a bit disappointed with Dragon Gate.

  • So I've brought you to what can be considered

  • as Stockholm's Chinatown.

  • This grocery shop?

  • But this is not Chinatown, you only have one shop.

  • - No, we have one over there as well.

  • And we have like a sushi place over there.

  • - So you have three shop?

  • This is not Chinatown.

  • This more like China street corner.

  • I think I'll be happier if I get at least bubble tea.

  • Do you have bubble tea in Stockholm?

  • - Yes, we do!

  • (sighing)

  • Uncle Roger, are you happy now?

  • - Yes, yes.

  • Uncle Roger feel so satisfied.

  • I didn't know Stockholm, Sweden can get bubble tea.

  • This is best ball.

  • Many people tell me, "Come to Sweden, eat meatball."

  • I am like, "No, you come Sweden, drink bubble tea."

  • - This whole day has been about balls.

  • - Correct, we stole one big ball.

  • - I can't believe you kept it, but you did steal it.

  • - This is souvenir.

  • - From Dragon Gate.

  • - Asian ball belong to Asian people.

  • - You should call Auntie Helen, make up with her.

  • - No, no, no, Auntie Helen struck down by lightning already.

  • (laughing)

  • Niece and nephew, subscribe to Uncle Roger channel

  • and go find Niece Evelyn channel.

  • She got many good video.

  • - Mostly of my dad.

  • Hopefully you like it.

  • - If you want Niece Evelyn to play with your ball,

  • slide into a DM.

  • - Uncle Roger!

  • (camera shutter clicking)

  • - Okay, let's continue in.

  • - Chair for who?

  • Chair for who!?

  • - If you want to sit down, you can just sit down.

  • - Oh sit, sit.

  • - If you want to sit down, just sit down here

  • and then rest for a bit.

  • - You can rest next to your, your stone uncle.

  • (Evelyn laughing)

  • - Don't you want to take a seat?

  • - No, no, Uncle Roger want to go see stuff.

  • - Okay, let's see.

  • (beep)

  • This looks like my mom.

  • - Your mom?

  • Your mom very attractive.

  • (both laughing)

  • (beep)

  • Am I the first Chinese person here?

  • - No.

  • - No? - No.

  • - When was the last Chinese person?

  • - Ah, just a few hours before you.

  • - Few hour!

  • - Yeah.

  • - Did he get the vuk?

  • - Yeah, he did.

  • - So surprising.

  • Let's change the answer to um, like a long time ago.

  • (laughing)

  • Last year.

  • - (laughs) Last year.

  • (beep)

  • - Wow it looks scary if you're just coming here by yourself.

  • - Yeah, it looks really scary.

  • - Why's it so dark?

  • There's nobody here.

  • (beep)

  • - Let's move on.

  • - This is also a good photo for Tinder.

  • - Ugh!

  • (both laughing) (Uncle Roger claps)

  • (old Chinese music)

  • - [Uncle Roger] Oh!

- Niece Evelyn, I hear you single.

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